6 Comments

A living doll from geek to sleek

This doll is 5'2".

This doll is 5'2".

Dolly's debut cover issue.

Dolly's debut cover issue.

Making her official SCORE magazine debut with this Holiday ’11 pictorial and a video, “Living Doll,” that matches the pictorial, is Dolly Delight, a British life-sized doll who claims she used to be a geek, an assertion you might have a difficult time accepting.

Dolly’s also the covergirl of the issue. SCORE has a strong reader base in the UK, so this issue really broke it out for Dolly.

Dolly’s from Bristol. That figures, because “bristols” is Brit slang for tits.

“I was a geek at school, always studying and being a goody-two-shoes and doing the right thing,” explained Dolly, who was photographed in Jamaica. “I was like a geek. But I transformed myself. And now people can’t believe how much I’ve changed. It’s fun to be one thing when people expect something else, especially the people I grew up with. I mean, they see my boobs and my body and they can’t believe I’m the same person.”

I find it hard to believe that this babe was ever a geek. Not with that body and face and those gams. She really kills those tube and tank tops that she likes to wear.

“There sure are a lot of sexy babes coming out of Britain lately. Leanne Crow, Carly Holt and now, Dolly Delight. If this keeps up, I may have to move over to England soon!” messaged SCORELANDER Zach.

Dolly’s pictorial and video go live today at SCORELAND.

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

 
 
10 Comments

The tube top: the most perilous and exciting piece of clothing in a busty girl’s wardrobe

Posted by Dave on May 2, 2011 in Boob Watch, Deep Inside Scoreland, The Life of an Editor
Seriously, how are Summer Sinn's tits not popping out?

Seriously, how are Summer Sinn's tits not popping out?

Harmony Bliss wants you to walk right up to her and give that tube top a tug.

Harmony Bliss wants you to walk right up to her and give that tube top a tug.

Maybe it’s my imagination, but the tube top, one of the most beloved garments among big-boob lovers, seems to be making another comeback.

Allie, one of the editors here, says it’s my imagination, that tube tops never went out of style. Okay, maybe she’s right. Cool and stylish I’m not. But I do spend a lot of time looking at tits, professionally and otherwise, and I’ve been noticing over the past few months (as the weather has warmed up in South Florida) that women are wearing a lot more tube tops. So I clicked on over to Wikipedia, the No. 1 research source of all desperate college students, and found out the following: “[The tube top] reached its highest level of popularity in the late 1970s. It vanished from the scene during the early- and mid-1990s, but later made a major reappearance in the wardrobes of American teenage girls and young American women, especially college-age women, after 2000, and various versions of the style have been popular ever since then.”

Okay, so maybe I’ve been missing something and tube tops have been in style for the past 11 years. But I don’t think so. I think when I notice a boob-related fashion trend, it’s a recent trend. Like I said, I look at tits a lot.

When a girl like Karina Hart is wearing a tube top, she's basically saying, "Please stare at my tits."

When a girl like Karina Hart is wearing a tube top, she's basically saying, "Please stare at my tits."

Once again I ask the question, what is keeping Denise Derringer's top on? Actually, now that I'm looking closely, it just might be her tits that're doing all the heavy lifting.

Once again I ask the question, what is keeping Denise Derringer's top on?

Just to avoid any misunderstanding, let’s define tube top. According to Wikipedia, “a tube top is is a shoulderless, sleeveless ‘tube’ that wraps the torso. Such a top is generally very tight over the breasts in order to prevent the garment from falling. This is usually achieved with elastic bands at the top and bottom of the garment.”A tube top should never be confused with a halter top, which has a strap that wraps around the neck, preventing any possibility of boob spillage, or a tube top one-piece bathing suit, which actually has a bottom that wraps around the crotch, also making boob spillage unlikely.

A proper tube top has no straps and no bottom. When you see a girl wearing a tube top, you have a reaction similar to when you see a suspension bridge: “What’s holding that thing up?” Basically, with a proper tube top, if you walked up to a girl and tugged on the bottom of the garment, her tits would pop out (and you’d get arrested, so don’t do that, although I recall a mainstream movie–I don’t remember which one–in which that happened).

One of the interesting aspects of the tube top is that even though the British call them boob tubes, they actually don’t accentuate the boobs. It’s a well-known fact to us boob lovers that tops with straps accentuate the breasts while tops without straps tend to flatten them.

So, obviously, that’s not why we love tube tops. I love tube tops because of 1.) Like I mentioned, if you tugged on the bottom, the girl’s tits would pop out, and the girl wearing one seems to be asking you to do just that; 2.) They seem so dangerous. I mean, yeah, I read what Wikipedia said, but what’s really keeping the whole thing together? What’s keeping a girl’s tits from popping out right there in public? Have I ever seen that happen? No. Do I continue to hold out hope that it will happen just once in my lifetime? What do you think?

Anyway, despite what Allie says, I think tube tops are back in fashion, and now that the weather is warming up, you’re going to start seeing a lot more of them.

One more thing since we’re discussing fashions from the 1970s: Remember when cameloe was fashionable and women were walking around with their pants halfway up their cunts? Please, oh, please, can we have that style back, too?

Tags: , , , , , , , ,

 
 
9 Comments

Morgan Leigh: jackable even when she isn’t naked

Morgan in a sweater that really shouldn't be as tight as it is, as seen in the March ’11 SCORE and coming this Thursday to SCORELAND.

Morgan in a sweater that really shouldn't be as tight as it is, as seen in the March ’11 SCORE and coming this Thursday to SCORELAND.

Morgan destroys a monokini, proving that she's certainly a Girl of Summer.

Morgan destroys a monokini, proving that she's certainly a Girl of Summer.

Morgan Leigh returns to SCORELAND on Thursday in a pictorial titled, “A Girl For All Seasons,” and I don’t think there’s ever been a more appropriate headline. Morgan, the 2006 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and one of my favorite models ever, is one of those girls who looks great no matter what she wears. You know, it’s one thing for a girl to have a super-slim waist (23 inches) and huge tits (J-cups), and there have been a few girls in SCORE history with waists as tiny and tits as big. But Morgan’s tits are kind of conical and capped with super-pointy nipples, and the combination makes for a rack that looks especially good in clothing.

So here’s my tribute to Morgan, a great bikini girl, a great sweater and tight tops girl. The fact that you just might be able to jack to these photos even though she isn’t showing any nipple might be the best tribute of all.

Even super-busty girls often don't look stacked in tube tops, but Morgan does.

Even super-busty girls often don't look stacked in tube tops, but Morgan does.

Morgan Leigh in a traditional bikini. I mean, are there any words to describe this photo?

Morgan Leigh in a traditional bikini. I mean, are there any words to describe this photo?

Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,