Posted by Elliot James on May 25, 2013 in Digital Magazines, eBoobStore.com, New DVD Releases, print magazines
Your favorite racks at your favorite rack.
Even though it’s a holiday weekend in the States, I urge you to visit your local mag emporium, newsstand or jack shack now and pick up a copy of the just-shipped August ’13 Voluptuous with that prime example of chick-cake Arianna Sinn trying to lick an ice cream cone with messy results. Or you can just order this edition with a few mouse clicks or finger taps direct from us at eBoobStore.com.
What’s the scoop about this month’s breastivities?
Cameron Skye, Destiny Rose, Gya Roberts, Melonie Max, Monica Keyes, Sabina Leigh, Sirale, and Taylor Steele peel off their panties in tent-pitching layouts.
“The Voluptuous Swimsuit Special” is eight pages of 15 lovelies poured into bikinis and monokinis.
V-mag fiction: “The Naturals,” a salacious saga of baseball, bodacious boobs and grand slamming.
A 32-page hardcore bonus magazine with Felicia Clover getting her tush tapped, Scarlet LaVey; the Dominican Republic’s Vanessa Del milking a stiffie and a preview of the just-released XXX-Rated DVD Stacked & Sticky starring a line-up of babes who will drive you crazy-nuts.
The digital version of this issue for tablets includes imbedded videos of Arianna, Destiny, Gya, Sabina and Taylor, and the 32-page special is included at the end of the main mag so that the single file is 132 pages.
The August ’13 V-mag should feed your need for the best in breasts until the September ’13 V-mag hits on June 25!
Okay, it’s only September 13th but I want to go over who’s new, hip, hot and happening at SCORELAND this month because a lot is going on.
On September 2, Kalila Kane arrived for the Big Show. Kalila is slim, exotic, stacked and slinky. She comes to us courtesy of a friend who is a SCORE fan. Kalila says “I just started training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I’m teaching myself to play the piano. I trap, have fixed and release feral cats in the D.C. area. I currently have a 1992 Kawasaki Ninja Ex250 motorcycle that I’m fixing up. I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that. Having sex when it’s kind of wrong satisfies me.” Okay, I’d like to see her do a XXX video for us. She had me at altruistic stripper and Kawasaki Ninja 250.
On September 5, Jazmine debuted. A pretty, slim-n-stacked bikini beach bunny, Jazmine went straight from New Discovery to boy-girl in the space of two days. She’s got a rack and she’s on track. In this era of instant gratification, it’s interesting to observe that here’s someone who waited to do a XXX scene, even if it was for a day. I’m not quite sure why Jazmine waited so long but I’m sure the Boob Brotherhood was happy about it. Jazmine likes doggie-style, oral sex, her hair being pulled, being finger-fucked and spanked. “I try to have sex every day,” says Jazmine. If she’s gonna have sex every day, she might as well do it here, right? Why keep it a big secret?
On September 10, Rockell hit SCORELAND like an asteroid. In other words, a heavenly body. SCORE doesn’t get many models from Alabama. “I love being nude. If I could be a nudist and do it in Alabama, I would. But I turn heads wherever I go, topless or not.” I absolutely believe that and I think that being seen at SCORELAND is Rockell’s big break-out move. I also think the magazine readers who pay little or no attention to this thing called the Internets are going to go ga-ga-gazongas over Rockell. She has the kind of easy-going, relaxed, having-fun vibe I got from Kerry Marie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan as well as from Valory, Terri Jane, and Kaytee Carter.
On September 12, Roxi Red exposed her shock and awe inspiring K-sized wonders for the first time. Dave, Maria and I felt like we were Tasered. Memories of the mammaries of Sammie Black, Jenny Hill, Mianna Thomas, Miosotis, Vanessa Del and Kristina Milan flooded my brain. Roxi is a rare one! “In high school, I went from DD to H to K,” said Roxi. “I was always interested in becoming a model but I was always told that my boobs are too big. But I’m happy to be where I’m at now. This is the first time I’ve ever done any adult modeling.” The swine who dictate to the sheep of society what models should look like would not give Roxi her due but we are happy to place her on a pedestal. You can also get some really good boob angles when they loom over you.
And tomorrow, a new SCORE wife enters these Hallowed Halls of Hooters and she’s going for the big enchilada with special sauce. Barbie Kelley is the spouse of a reader who has collected and kept every single issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever published. That’s 20 years. He could have kept his own SCORE wife to himself yet they chose to share her with the big-boob world and to enjoy seeing their own fantasies come to life. Now it’s official: Barbie has joined the League of Extraordinary Busty Housewives of SCORE. “If I am going out, I usually wear a bra. Around the house, all bets are off and you’ll be lucky to find me in any clothing if I am home.” Lucky man!
I’d like to point out that we’re only through half the month. So stay tuned.
Well, I would’ve illustrated them for you if I had any artistic talent, but I don’t. The most you would get from me is some stick figure with stick-figure boobs. (But they would be BIG stick-figure boobs! lol)
Thank goodness for you that our pal H.D. from Germany can draw. (He draws his figures with big boobs, too. Go figure.)
He sent us some fine, new sketches of some of the finest ladies who are nominated for both the SCORE and V-mag awards.
Speaking of which…have you voted? If you haven’t, you SHOULD. The competition is so tight, the winners will be decided by a few votes. So, if you are the type of person with very strong opinions about tits (like all of us here at SCORELAND!), then cast your votes in the SCORELAND Voting Booth. Voting ends soon, and the fate of your favorite models’ breasts are in your hands.
THEIR TITS ARE IN YOUR HANDS!
Who are you guys voting for?
Ah, the bikini buster. The woman who dares test the miraculous elasticity of two tiny Lycra triangles held together with small strings with the sheer weight and mass of her enormous bazooms.
Goddamn it, I love a good bikini buster.
There are a lot of things you can say about a pair of ginormous knockers in an itty bitty bathing suit. First of all, the stretching of that flimsy material to the point that it is almost at that, “everything is going to bust out of here!” point is highly excellent. Secondly, that moment when a woman’s jugs come flying out of that top when she releases the tiny strings that hold back all that titty, well, that moment is also pretty fucking excellent.
But don’t take my word for it. Just go and check out Vanessa Del in an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini from her appearance in the Voluptuous September 2011 issue on SCORELAND today and you will see what I mean. So much titty + so little bikini = so much boner’age. Summer might be over, but here on SCORELAND, the bikini buster lives on year-round and forever!
Posted by Dave on Sep 28, 2010 in Poll
The polls continue to get a lot of action on the Blog, and, as usual, they reveal a lot about Blog readers. Let’s start from the top with the poll currently running:
In XXX photo sets and videos, do you want the model to look at the camera? “Yes, always” is leading with 46%, but occasionally is not far behind at 35%. Only 8% prefer to be totally voyeuristic, answering, “No, never.”
And the rest of the polls that have run since the last time we published a Blog poll roundup:
Would you ever ask your girlfriend or wife to get her breasts enlarged? A majority, 57%, said, “No. I love her just the way she is,” which is very sweet. Very nice. But I want to hear from the 13% who said, “Yes, I asked, and she did it.”
Anna Loren posed for SCORELAND. Her sister, Autumn, posed for NaughtyMag.com. Have you ever had sex with two sisters? Not surprisingly, a majority said, “No, but I’d like to,” but do you want to know who I want to hear from? The 12% who said, “Yes, and at the same time!” and the 15% who said, “Yes, but not at the same time.” And I definitely want to hear from the 9% who said, “Two sisters? Make that three sisters!” Really! At the same time? How’d that come about? Details, please!
If you won your favorite big-boobed model’s bra in a contest, what would you do with it? No majority decision here, but 36% said they’d find a girl who could fit into it. Another 24% said, “Frame it and hang it prominently” while only 23% said, “Use it either to jack or as a cum receptacle,” which is what I’d do with it, TMI.
Which is your favorite way to see a busty girl modeling her tits? The winner: “Standing, boobs hanging freely” with 32%. That’s really getting back to basics; in a photo like that, a girl really shows what she’s packing.
You’re with your favorite SCORE or Voluptuous Girl. You can either fuck her or have a conversation with her, but not both. Which would it be? Not surprisingly, 58% said they’d fuck her and only 12% said they’d talk to her? And what did the other 30% say? “This is the stupidest poll I’ve ever seen!”Maybe so, but it got a very good response.
Who is your favorite “Treasure Chests of the D.R.” girl? This was about a special we ran earlier in the year featuring Kristina Milan, Miosotis and Vanessa Del, all bra-busting naturals from the Dominican Republic. Kristina Milan, a milker, got the win with 50%.
Do you like to see big-titted girls using dildos in still photos? Yeah, you do, according to 49% while 26% said, “Toy or no toy, it doesn’t make a difference.”
In what I consider to be a bit of an upset (but, obviously, most of you don’t), Kristina Milan was voted your favorite “Treasure Chests of the Dominican Republic” girl, beating out Miosotis and Vanessa Del. Over 600 “Blog” readers voted, and Kristina got 50% of the vote, followed by Miosotis at 35% and Vanessa at 15%.
So, what does that tell us (other than that you like Kristina)? I think it tells us that there are a lot of you out there who love girls with big, lactating tits. Or maybe it tells us something else. Hey, I’m sure you’ll let me know.
On a completely unrelated subject, the other day, I blogged about the difference between tit-fucking on camera and going all the way on camera. Thanks to Angela White for checking in, but Angela, I’m not bitching about what models won’t do. I’m completely able to accept it. Then again, you know how it is when you’re in a bar and you see a girl you like? You’re not gonna get anywhere if you don’t ask, right? The key is to not make the girl feel pressured. And Angela, you once told me that even you’re surprised you haven’t done boy-girl yet.
Anyway, what I really want to talk about is Stephanie Stalls. There are new photos and a video of Stephanie going up tomorrow at SCORELAND, and I bring this up because Stephanie is one girl who I can’t believe hasn’t fucked on camera. Blonde hair, long legs, big ass, big tits, pierced nipples, pierced clit…if any girl looks like a porn star, it’s Stephanie. She kinda reminds me of Candy Manson who, as we all know, has gone go on to do porn. I remember the first time I saw Candy in a solo set, I said to Elliot, “This girl has to do porn.” And she did. You can see her sucking and fucking in Stacked Street Sluts #3, Stacked & Suckin’ and sucking/tit-fucking in Big-Tit Tune Up. Anyway, I see Stephanie going even further than Candy has. Really raunchy, slobbering, dirty porn. Anal, too. Hey, a man can dream.
But can you really tell a porn girl by her appearance? Did anyone ever think that cute little Brandy Talore would become a full-fledged porn star? I never did.
Anyway, check out Stephanie tomorrow. Then you can say, “I knew her when…”
Oh, and one more thing. If you get the chance, do a Google search on Simona Halep, the tennis player, and check out her before-and-after pics. It’s enough to make a boob man cry.
Posted by Dave on May 14, 2010 in Boobs in the News, Deep Inside Scoreland, newcomers, Other SCORE Group websites, Poll, The Life of an Editor
I have a few things to discuss today. First, dildos. In the most recent Blog poll, we asked, “Do you like to see big-titted girls using dildos in still photos?” Despite the recent anti-dildo letters we’ve received, 49% said yes, only 25% said no and 25% said, “Toy or no toy, it doesn’t make a difference.” So, a whopping 74% of you don’t object to seeing a girl fucking herself with a plastic toy in photos (and 50% of you either don’t want to see them or are fine with not seeing them). Since I’m in the pro-dildo camp, I will celebrate with this photo of Mandi Michelle Melons, a true expert with the fuck stick, slamming her pussy silly. Mandi, who modeled a few times in the early 2000s, has a self-opening pussy and an asshole that doesn’t need much help from the doorman, either. The way she used gigantic dildos gave us the answer to the question, “How come Mandi’s fuck holes don’t close all the way?” In one of my earliest interviews, for the DVD Busty Dildo Lovers 3, I got to play a peep-show creep (not a reach) who directs Mandi through a scene. My favorite part was when she tucked one, then two, then three, then four fingers into her ever-expanding pussy. Isn’t it great when you can see the fingers and/or dildo and still see the inside of a girl’s pussy?
Second thing to discuss: I recently shot a Blog video of a hugely stacked, natural newcomer wrapping her tits around Maria’s head. Maria has never looked better.
Third thing to discuss: today’s Vanessa Del video at XLGirls.com. Basically, it goes like this: Vanessa, in a bed that’s setup in an outdoor cabana, models her tits in some sexy, low-cut lingerie. You’ll probably lose your juice before the guy enters the scene. If so, fine. Recharge. Re-start the show. See what wonderful, slutty things Vanessa can do to a cock. Most of them involve her tits, but she’s damn good with her mouth and pussy, too. Here’s a sample. Never say I don’t give you guys anything.
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This is going to be a good two days for me (and for you, too, if you’re an XLGirls.com member) because today and Friday, Vanessa Del makes her SCORE Group debut at XLGirls.com. She’s the third in our trio of “Treasure Chests of the D.R.,” the other two girls being Miosotis and Kristina Milan, and all three girls are special in their own way.
1. Miosotis because she has KKK-cup tits and is the bustiest slim ‘n’ stacked natural I’ve ever seen.
2. Kristina because there’s a non-stop flow of mother’s milk pouring out of her tits.
3. Vanessa because a.) She has a big, broad ass; b.) She’s the sluttiest looking of the three; c.) She’s a MILF.
Regarding 3b, there must be something about the name Vanessa Del that turns women into sluts because Vanessa del Rio was one of the sleaziest porn stars ever. And I mean that in a good way. If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know that I never mean “slut” or “sleazy” in a derogatory manner. “Classy,” “stylish” and “understated” are the words I use when I don’t approve of a woman. Anyway, Vanessa’s boobs look super-heavy, and I love the way they hang. I think she has the best hangers of the three “Treasure Chests” girls. Come to think of it, let’s rate the “Treasure Chest” girls’ tits in various categories:
Size: 1. Miosotis; 2. Kristina; 3. Vanessa. Vanessa wears a bigger bra than Kristina, but you can’t always go by that.
Apparent Heaviness: 1. Kristina; 2. Vanessa; 3. Miosotis. I have never seen a girl with heavier-looking tits than Kristina’s. Maybe that’s because of all the milk inside.
Hanging Asthetics: 1. Vanessa; 2. Miosotis; 3. Kristina.
Anyway, watch Vanessa slut it up today (solo and behind-the-scenes) and tomorrow (hardcore) at XLGirls.com. Enjoy.