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Sofia Deluxe puts the curvy in brickhouse

February 23, 2024 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Dangerous curves even when clothed…Sofia Deluxe.

Excuse me for giving you the long view of Sofia Deluxe, who has a new scene at XLGirls.com. I just love how curvy she looks in this photo. Don’t worry. The camera zooms in soon enough and Sofia shows off her big, natural tits and wet pussy. But I love how much of a brickhouse Sofia looks like in this pic. If she walked down the street in this outfit (which she has), men would walk into light posts. Car accidents would happen. Women would be slapping their husbands and boyfriends.

Basically, when a woman like Sofia walks down the street wearing an outfit like this, shit happens. Good shit.

Hey, Sofia Vergara, you wanna see giant boobs? Look here!

February 2, 2024 by Dave 7 Comments

I was watching that new show Griselda on Netflix the other night, and although I didn’t care much for it, I did like the way it showcases Sofia Vergara’s boobs. She wears a lot of outfits that showcase her tits and bends over quite a bit, too. So I might watch the show again just for that.

Anyway, I went looking for information about Sofia’s hooters and came across this recent quote from her: “My giant boobs and my body opened doors for me.”

Okay. Let’s just stop there. “Giant boobs”? Sofia has very nice tits, just like Adrienne Barbeau (from Maude and Cannonball Run) and Sally Struthers (from All In The Family and those hunger commercials), and Dolly Parton has very nice tits, but “giant boobs”? No way.

You wanna see giant boobs? I’ll show you giant boobs.

Nicole Colina’s boobs are much more than three handfuls. They’re like 10 handfuls!

Nicole Colina, who returns to fuck today at XLGirls.com, has giant boobs. Natasha Sweet and Kira Liv have giant boobs. Sofia Vergara has big boobs compared to the average woman, but giant boobs?

Give it a rest.

You want to see big boobs? Watch Griselda. You want to see giant boobs? Leave that to us.

Oh, baby! Super-curvy Thayana makes her XLGirls debut

December 9, 2023 by Dave 49 Comments

Meet Thayana. Meat Thayana.

So, we’re working on the new issue of Thick ‘n’ Curvy magazine right now, and one of the girls who’s going to be in the issue debuts this weekend at XLGirls.com by sucking cock and fucking. To me, she’s the definition of thick ‘n’ curvy. Her name is Thayana, she’s from Colombia, she’s only 21 years old and she has braces.

She also has big, natural tits, a round, fuckable bottom and insane curves. As you can tell by this photo.

According to something I just read, “Waist-to-hip ratio is nearly the same for both boys and girls until puberty, when estrogen causes a girl’s hips to widen as stores of fat accumulate on her hips and thighs. Wider hips are an indicator of fertility, which is why men have historically preferred women with pronounced back-to-buttock curves. Also, studies have found that women with hourglass figures tend to be more fertile.”

Honestly, the fertility factor never pops into my head when I see a girl like Thayana. What I think is, “I want to fuck her.” And if that gets her pregnant, well, so be it. But it’s not my goal.

Thayana calls herself Thayana Baby. I call her Curvy ‘n’ Fuckable.

BTW, the big shoot that we’ve been waiting for? It still hasn’t happened. Maybe it’ll happen this weekend, but I’m not holding my breath. And, yes, I’m very disappointed.

Today, give thanks for humongous tits

November 23, 2023 by Dave 5 Comments

Lauren Hill and her bounty of goodness.

Lauren Hill and her acres of cleavage return to XLGirls.com today. I’m thankful for that. This short ‘n’ stacked Latina is thankful that she has the kind of tits that make big-boob lovers go crazy. Can you give Lauren’s breasts some guy gravy? She’d give thanks for that, too.

Regarding the secret about the girl who may or may not do boy-girl this weekend…I could tell you, but please, not yet. First, we’ve always had a practice at The SCORE Group of not announcing shoots until they happen. Second, I believe in jinxes and I don’t want to jinx this one.

I will say that some of your guesses have been very good. I’m not saying they’re correct. I’m just saying they’re good.

Friday is Black Friday. It will be Cock Friday for our mystery girl.

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

 

 

It’s time to play Guess Whose Tits!

November 4, 2023 by Dave 11 Comments

I realized we haven’t played “Guess Whose Tits” for a while, so to get back into the swing of things, here’s an easy one.

I’ll make it even easier. Elliot writes, “Your girl [FILL IN THE BLANK] is her usual playful self, giggling, wiggling and jiggling her way to your heart at XLGirls with her big smile, big eyes and even bigger 38G-cup tits, fur-lined pussy and bootylicious ass-cheeks.”

On another subject, so I’m sitting at Fuddrucker’s (the burger chain where, by the way, we discovered Mia Khalifa) when I look over and see a man and a woman, probably in their early 20s, sitting across from each other. She’s wearing a top that’s so low-cut, I can see about 90% of her very big, obviously natural tits. No bra. The shirt is mostly backless, too. And the dude sitting across from her has his face buried in his cell phone for about 10 minutes, never looking up, and he’s not taking pictures of his girlfriend’s tits.

Or maybe it’s his sister? But who would wear that to go out for dinner with her brother? I mean, what was going on here?

I know I don’t have to tell you guys this, but always respect the tits. Always pay attention to the tits. Do not ignore the tits. It’s rude and insensitive. The woman should wear burlap sacks over her tits from now on, but then again, why do we have to suffer for her boyfriend’s insensitivity?

 

When girls love big tits as much as you do

October 28, 2023 by Dave 4 Comments

Rachael is very happy with her boob growth spurt.

Rachael C.’s growth spurt has to go down as one of the big-boob stories of the century. I mean, here’s a girl who was very pretty and sexy but who was also kinda borderline for our websites and magazines. And then…yowzer! Her boob growth–unaided by pregnancy, hormones or a doctor’s magical hands–is historic. Sure, she put on some weight, but I’m guessing about 75% of it went to her chest. That’s an impressive number.

No growth spurt for Katie Rose and Kira Clark, who also returned to XLGirls.com (and SCORELAND as a special bonus posting) this week for some more tit-to-tit action. None needed. We’re going through an impressive run of girl-girl and girl-girl-girls these days, and what makes it even better is how lusty these girls are for each other’s tits. It’s as if someone transplanted a boob-man’s brain into theirs.

I’m sure you’ve noticed, but this is a great time for new naturals.

Katie seems to love sucking on tits as much as you do.

 

 

Natasha Sweet sleeps naked and other things I learned from her new video

September 22, 2023 by Dave

Natasha Sweet sleeps naked. That’s one of the things I learned from her new video at XLGirls.com.

She wakes up horny. That’s another thing I learned, although it just confirmed my suspicions, which are that Natasha is horny all the time.

She calls for her boy toy. He’s there in an instant. Before long, he has his cock between her tits and in her mouth, sometimes both at the same time, and then in her pussy.

Can you imagine what it must be like to wake up every morning, look over and see Natasha? I have to wonder why this guy got out of bed and didn’t just wait for Natasha to wake up. Maybe she kept bumping into him with her boobs and waking him up.

Anybody who knows me knows that Natasha is one of my all-time favorites, and in all honesty, I can’t think of whom I like better than her. Her combination of huge, creamy, chest-dominating tits, sexuality and sex skills is pretty much unmatched. She had me at, “I’m a street hooker who gets picked up by two guys and goes back to their apartment.” That was one of her first scenes back in 2016, and it’s still on my play list.

Natasha Sweet. You can call her The Greatest.

Natasha’s not leaving her bed until she gets some action.

When Natasha calls, be ready for her.

 

 

 

The things girls do in porn life that they don’t do in real life

August 12, 2023 by Dave

It’s really not so unusual for a girl to suck a guy’s balls in real life, as newcomer Busty St. Claire is doing here in porn life.

This photo of newcomer Busty St. Claire sucking balls at XLGirls.com today got me thinking: Of all the sex acts that happen more often in porn than in real life, which happens comparatively the least often?

Now, I know porn sex isn’t supposed to mirror real life, but on my list of “It Happens Mostly in Porn,” ball-sucking is on the list but way down it. Other than 100-man gangbangs, my order goes something like this, from way-out-of-proportion to slightly-out-of-proportion.

1. Double penetration (Who out there has ever DP’d a girl in real life?)

2. Ass-to-mouth (I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t have the balls to ask a girl to do this; she’d have to volunteer)

3. Salad tossing (the girl tossing the guy’s salad; I think the guy tossing the girl’s salad happens quite often in real life)

4. Two guys taking turns on a girl’s ass

5. Anal

6. Ball-sucking

7. Balls-deep deep-throat

8. Facials

9. And, I’m sad to say, the girl tit-fucking the guy’s cock and sucking it at the same time, like Natasha Sweet does so well.

I’m sure I missed some. Your thoughts?

 

The Greatest Tit-Sucking Party Ever

August 4, 2023 by Dave

From left to right, that’s Kira Clark, Katie Rose and Molly Evans.

The Greatest Tit-Sucking Party Ever takes place today at XLGirls.com and SCORELAND: Molly Evans, Kira Clark and Katie Rose all in the same room together, doing what three naturally stacked girls do when they’re in the same room together: They play with and suck each other’s tits. Or at least that’s what they do in my imagination but also in today’s photos and videos.

The three girls were all discovered by the same photographer. They’re all from the same country. But until now, they’d never been together.

This is everything I’d hope it would be when I found out it was happening. In the best-case scenario, stuff like this doesn’t have to be scripted. It happens organically. Or orgasmically. Or both. It happened.

Enjoy.

Angie Bravo…Barbie x 10

July 28, 2023 by Dave

South American Barbie times 10.

With all of the recent talk about Barbie, a movie I’m guessing I’ll never, ever see (although, I must admit, I have watched and enjoyed 80 For Brady and Book Club, so who knows?), I thought it might be nice for us to talk about girls who look like real girls look.

Angie Bravo.

Oh. Very few girls look like Angie. Okay. Let’s talk about her anyway.

Angie is only 21 years old, which means her breasts might still be growing. She has K-cup naturals, and her areolae are huge. A lot of girls have come The SCORE Group’s way over the past 30-plus years, and for my money, Angie is up there with anyone. And she fucks on-camera, which isn’t what she’s doing in her newest scene at XLGirls.com, but that’s okay when she’s giving us photos like the one above and this one below. Whoa!

You don’t have to see the face to know the girl is Angie Bravo.