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Minka & the fruit man

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 17, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

Today’s action-packed Minka scene reminded me of a SCORE magazine “Boob Beat” story I did in 2005. There was an Italian sexologist named Piero Lorenzoni who compared fruits to a woman’s breasts and personality. Okay, his theory may have been a little bananas, but that’s what they said about Newton.

Senor Lorenzoni broke it down like this:

A women with breasts like melons may look maternal but isn’t. Said Lorenzoni, “She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex.”

Women with lemon-shaped breasts: “These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves.”

Pineapples: “Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly.”

Grapefruits: “This woman may look erotic but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex.”

Oranges: “While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation.”

Cherries: “Make great partners and are moderately interested in sex.”

Pears: “She can be very religious but is known to have affairs.”

In a boob science experiment, Jim compares fruit to Minka’s mega-boobs. Jim holds up an orange to Minka’s tits. Then some melons. No comparison. Only watermelons would work, and he didn’t bring any. Senor Lorenzoni probably never saw Minka’s pictures during his research. He might have abandoned his project. Minka’s beyond cataloging anyway.

Minka’s famous protruding nipples hypnotize Jim. That’s why Minka’s nickname is “Nipple #1.” I can’t think of any fruit that compares to those always-erect pointers.

Minka wants to see his banana. Strictly for research purposes. Turnabout is fair play.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

 

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Roxi Red’s first threesome!

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 9, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

Anatomy award winner Roxi Red is a woman of many talents and skills, as seen at SCORELAND since her debut. It’s always been one-on-one for Roxi…until now!

Those two fuckin’ guys Tony and Jimmy have moved into a house. It’s perfectly clean, but Jimmy calls The Greatest Maid Service In The World because he feels the house needs a woman’s touch.

The real reason is that he needs a woman’s touch on his junk. Tony doesn’t see the need for a cleaner until they see Roxi walk to their front door. Then they go into shock.

Whoever said that more than a mouthful is a waste never saw Roxi. The guys will need to call another maid to clean off the mess she inspires them to make. Roxi is more powerful than Viagra.

See it now at SCORELAND.

An Amazon, Roxi towers over the boys. She's more than a handful. A lot more.

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And the winners of the 2016 V-mag Awards are…

The digital version (with five bonus videos) of the May 2017 issue of Voluptuous is available today at eBoobStore.com, and now it can be known: the winners of 2016 V-mag Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year.

NEWCOMER OF THE YEAR

Second runner-up: Paige Turner

First runner-up: Tiggle Bitties

And the winner is…Rachel Raxxx!

MODEL OF THE YEAR

Second runner-up: Juliana Simms

First runner-up: Alexya

And the winner is…for the second year in a row, Vanessa Y.!

The May 2017 issue has new pictorials of all the winners and runners-up plus the debuts of Codi Vore and Stefania, Natasha Sweet’s first magazine hardcore and a preview of the movie Voluptuous Xtra 18.

For those of you who prefer the traditional paper version of your magazines, the May 2017 V-mag will be available next Tuesday at eBoobStore.com (although I suspect many mag dealers have it right now; that sort of thing has been known to happen).

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Dulcinea plays dirty

Posted by Elliot James on Mar 3, 2017 in New at Scoreland

Dulcinea has the situation well in hand.

“I’m a really big fan of JMac’s and I watch a lot of his videos at home,” Dulcinea told me. “So it was kind of awesome to get to fuck someone that you watch a lot. I was all nervous around him!”

It’s play dirty time when JMac shows up to give bodacious Dulcinea a no-holds-barred pounder of a pounding.

“I love when a guy gets so into fucking me that he loses himself. I call it ‘the look’ and it’s like he glazes over and becomes an animal.”

A swinger, Dulcinea (Aeryn Elise) enjoys the adult scene and the sex so much she’s devoting herself to it. “I used to be so self-conscious of my body and my own sexuality. After coming here and being treated like a queen– getting my hair and makeup done, being styled, and getting to fuck insanely hot guys! –there was no way I could go back to being quiet, bashful, little ol’ me! I’m much more confident approaching people now, because I see myself as sexy.”

All that and great legs too.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

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“You do what? With who? Really?”

Posted by Dave on Mar 2, 2017 in Deep Inside Scoreland, New at Scoreland

Sweet Katarina and her sweet tits.

There are two types of big-boob models and porn stars I find myself coming back to all the time. The first type: Girls who wear their sluttiness front and center. I’m talking about girls like Bambi Blacks, Danielle Derek, Sabrina Linn, Cat Bangles, Donita Dunes, Alura Jenson…the list goes on. You look at these girls and you say to yourself, “I am not at all surprised that they are fucking on-camera. They love putting themselves out there and sending the message, ‘I am a fuck slut.’”

And then there are the girls who you look at and think, “I can’t believe they’re doing this.” Sometimes they seem so girl-next-doorish, sometimes so glamorous, and even though we love what they’re doing, it comes as a surprise every time they do it. I’m talking about girls like Sandra Star, Petra Lovka (Petra on SCORELAND), Kelly Christiansen and Chloe Rose.

And a girl who returned to SCORELAND yesterday: Katarina Dubrova. So beautiful, so innocent, yet she has big, natural tits and loves to show them off for all the world to see. She fucks on-camera. That’s a surprise. But there’s a caveat: She only fucks her boyfriend.

But does it matter? We get to see this dream girl sucking cock and getting fucked. And she fucked while pregnant! Even most of the slutty girls don’t do that.

No cock today. Just Katarina getting her tits out and spreading her not-so-innocent pussy and ass. Her next hardcore is scheduled for April at SCORELAND. Can you believe it? I still can’t.

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The reason Cat Bangles needs longer fingers

Enjoy the view.

Cat Bangles, rounder, softer and plusher, returns to XLGirls.com today for a solo scene. I never asked Cat this question, but I betcha if she could have any one wish granted, it would be to have longer fingers. The better to finger her tight, wet, pink Latina cunt even deeper than she already does. I’ve never seen a girl as eager to get her fingers as deep into her fuck holes as Cat is. Cat loves it hard and deep, and she gives it to herself hard and deep in this scene.

Cat has big, fat, natural tits with dark areolae. She has curves that go on forever. She has plenty of cushion for the push-in. She has a huge clit and a big ass. She loves to show off every inch of her goodness. She’s of Puerto Rican heritage and lives in New England. Last I heard, she was working in a donut shop. Can you imagine the traffic of horny policemen that donut shop must attract? Talk about Dunkin’ Donuts! How many customers must’ve wanted to dunk their junk into Cat’s trunk.

It absolutely boggles the mind that Cat never did a XXX threesome with two guys until this past December. All we had to do was ask. Cat is too polite to say no.

Said Cat, “I usually play with myself before I go on a date so I can focus on him and not think about sex the whole time unless I’m too horny. Then we could have sex in the middle of our date and then finish our date after that!”

I don’t think she plays hard to get.

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You’re in like Flynn this weekend at SCORELAND

Posted by Dave on Feb 24, 2017 in Cummin Soon, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

There are so many different ways I'd love to fuck Elle Flynn.

I have the perfect way for you to start your weekend.

Watch Elle Flynn suck cock and fuck at SCORELAND.

Elle hasn’t fucked on-camera for anyone but us (and this is her first XXX scene in nearly three years). She has done a lot of fucking in her life. In fact, she fucks for fun and money at The Love Ranch in Crystal, Nevada.

My favorite part of this scene is when Elle jacks her guy to completion onto her big naturals. As the guy spurts and Elle’s tits get covered with cum, she looks up at him with a big smile on her face. Elle is very proud of herself.

This from a girl who had never thought she could be a model before she came to SCORELAND.

Saturday: Spa day with Maya Milano.

Sunday: Dulcinea at a nude beach and more.

Enjoy your weekend!

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Don’t dial MATTRES-SEX. Go to SCORELAND instead

Posted by Dave on Feb 22, 2017 in Cummin Soon, Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland, The Life of an Editor

Danni plans on giving that mattress a workout.

Today at SCORELAND, Danni Lynne has her first three-way. I’m very excited about this. Danni is one of my favorites. Tony and Jimmy, who got the honors of doing Danni, were very excited about this, too.

The scene has added interest for me because of the setup: Danni needs a new mattress moved into her bedroom, so she calls her neighbors to help. It’s very important for a woman like Danni, who fucks a lot, to have a good mattress. These days, I’ve been experimenting with new mattresses, and the experience has not been enjoyable. It would be a lot more enjoyable if I could test mattresses with Danni.

Fact: Firm mattresses are better for fucking. They support you better so you don’t fall into the bed. If you want to fuck deep, a firm mattress is the way to go.

The guys cum all over Danni’s face and huge naturals. The photo set has some great cum shots. She really gets doused.

Thursday at SCORELAND: Katie Thornton returns.

 

 

 

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My SCORE journey and other unlikely stories

It was extremely unlikely that office worker Aspen would be so good at porn. But she was.

It’s funny sometimes how things work out. For example, back in the day, before I became editor of SCORE, I was a Voluptuous reader first, a SCORE reader second. But when I became an editor at The SCORE Group, I was assigned to SCORE and only a little while later did I become V-mag‘s editor. All in all, I’ve been editing SCORE a lot longer than I’ve been editing V-mag.

As for magazines vs. the Internet, I was an early adopter of web porn. In fact, I was the first official SCORELAND subscriber. But when I got hired by The SCORE Group, it was as a magazine editor. So go figure.

Did I ever tell you the story of how I got hired by TSG? Back in 2001, I was frequenting a local strip joint near Fort Lauderdale, Florida. It was one of those neighborhoody strip mall clubs that was topless only and had very friendly girls. Well, I was big on the day shift (better girls, smaller crowds), and one of the dancers had big, natural tits, so big that I thought she’d be perfect for Voluptuous. So, I did something I’d never done before: I wrote an email to an editor. SCORELAND‘s editor, who was and still is Elliot James. Elliot was so impressed by my detailed, descriptive email that a few months later, when I emailed him again to ask if TSG was hiring, he suggested that I apply for the job as SCORE‘s editor. So I did, and here I am.

As for the dancer, it turned out she had already posed for a Naughty Neighbors “House Party” feature. She was friends with Honey Melons, but this girl, Rachel, wasn’t busty enough for our big-boob mags. Nonetheless, Rachel probably changed my life. I wonder where she is now?

Interesting side story about Rachel: Her father would come to the club where she danced, and he often tipped her. I never could figure that out. For some perverted reason, I loved getting lapdances from her when her father was in the other room. I’d suck her tits, and her father would be in the other room!

Why am I telling this story now? Because for some reason, I was looking at Aspen’s scenes on XLGirls.com and SCORELAND, and I was thinking about how unlikely it was that this girl-next-door, an office worker from the Pacific Northwest, who had no aspirations to become a porn star would be so good at sucking and fucking porn cock in the few scenes she did for us (and only for us). I was wondering where she is now and how likely or unlikely it would be for her to return.

So, I was thinking about likely and unlikely things, and this blog posting happened.

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Brunch is on Mischel Lee

Posted by Elliot James on Feb 15, 2017 in Hardcore XXX, New at Scoreland

Brunch is on Mischel Lee. Really on her.

How does Mischel Lee handle a hungry man?

Two hungry men?

We’ll see how she does that. This is not Kitchen Nightmare. This is Kitchen Wet Dream.

Mischel has served Steve and Max a fine meal. The busty and bushy brunette clears the table and returns with some pastries. Steve wants this piece of eye candy for dessert instead and gets his bro to join in.

Mischel isn’t the appetizer, the side order or the leftovers. She is the full main course.

 

Mischel is a tasty centerspread.

 

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