A former Boob Cruiser, our first guest blogger!

August 3, 2009 by Elliot James
DJ with Lorna Morgan & Brittany Love, Boob Cruise 2000.

DJ with Lorna Morgan & Brittany Love, Boob Cruise 2000.

DJ is a four-time Boob Cruiser, sailing with SCORE on the1995, 1997, 1998 and 2000 Cruises. He’s also a charter subscriber to SCORE magazine. DJ was in South Florida for the first time in nine years and visited the SCORE building. While we gave him the guided tour, we asked him if he’d like to guest blog, and he accepted. The floor is yours, DJ:

It’s been over ten years since I last visited SCORE Land (not the web site SCORELAND but the real, honest-to-God location in Miami). Since then, SCORE headquarters has moved from its modest offices just off the highway in Southwest Miami to a very impressive, spacious building on a tree-lined boulevard in the city of Doral. For folks not familiar with southern Florida, that’s code for an upscale, recently-developed mini-city near the airport. It was easy to find on my cab ride from the hotel.

A few folks are still around since my last visit: John Fox, SCORE’s publisher, editors Elliot James and Bruce Smith, photographer Peter Wall, art director Steve and Internet genius E. A couple of those folks remember the early days of SCORE as fondly as I do as a charter subscriber. Nowadays, when I pick up SCORE or Voluptuous at the newsstand, they come with a DVD. Back in the old pre-Internet days, the magazine came with a newsletter.

I first heard about Peter from one of those pack-in newsletters, when he did his first layout for SCORE magazine with SaRenna Lee. Peter and I became friends later on the 1995 Boob Cruise, when I was a brand new amateur photographer, and I enjoyed watching him at work and learning a few things from the master on that and later Cruises. Last time I came to South Florida, I visited Peter at his old studio in Fort Lauderdale, where he was a freelancer. Now he’s a SCORE Studio employee at the SCORE building with lots of sets and lights and a big make-up room next door. I couldn’t spend much time poking around in there because they’re busy shooting…as usual, I’m sure.

I met Elliot on the Cruise, too, and used to see him from time to time at the big events in Las Vegas. We’ve stayed in touch over the years. Elliot moved from Vegas to Miami a long time ago to stay closer to the heart of the SCORE operation. Bruce and I haven’t stayed in touch, but we remember each other from the many Cruises together. I remember Steve because he was the art director of a photo shoot from the 2000 Boob Cruise that I actually appeared in as a guest model with Ariana and Tanya Danielle.

There are a couple of girls here modeling on different projects. During my visit, I got to meet Persia Monir as she was on her way to a conference room. She’s a MILF but much more than that. She has an incredibly tight little ass and long gorgeous legs. She placed her hand over her tush as she walked away from me, but I got a decent look anyway.

Later I got to meet Renee Ross as she was getting ready for a photo shoot with Peter, and she blew me away. I’m an old-time SCORE man, and Renee is a Voluptuous model, but she would appeal to any SCORE fan. Renee let me hold her breasts for a bit while Elliot took some photos so I’d have a memento of my visit. Her boobs are big and heavy and feel very much like Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s (you’ll have to take my word for this, but I really do know; one of the advantages of being a multi-year Boob Cruiser). They tell me Renee has just appeared in the issue of Voluptuous that’s on the stands now (October ’09), but I can already predict that she’ll be back in many more. She’s gorgeous.

Before I leave today, I need to poke my head into John Fox’s office and plead: One more time, John. One more Boob Cruise, for old time’s sake!–DJ

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4 responses to “A former Boob Cruiser, our first guest blogger!”

  1. Ca united kingdom says:

    Ok am i reading this right elliot? This guy has felt linseys tits?? What!!!!!!!!!!! Also hes got his arm round lorna morgan!!!! Im speechless!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. DJ says:

    I felt lucky too! As far as dreaming what the Boob Cruise was like, your imagination may be spot-on. Absolutely the best vacation a young single Score man could have, and a chance to become friends with the girls who have become legends over the years: SaRenna Lee, Busty Dusty, Minka, Lorna Morgan (they don’t let this out much, but she’s absolutely the sweetest girl you’d ever want to meet), Linsey, Chloe, Angelique, Casey James, Europe DiChan — the list goes on and on. Three cheers for Score for treating its fans and subscribers to those trips, and four cheers for the lady behind the scenes who put her heart into those cruises — she knows who she is!

  3. Jack says:

    Yes DJ, you are one lucky guy ! You sound well qualified as a guest blogger. Great comments and I look forward to hearing more from a longtime fans point of view.

  4. Dave Too says:

    DJ You are one lucky man. I was 16 when the Boob Cruise was dicontinued. I used to sneak the old man’s copies of Score, and dream of what it would have been like to go on one. I always imagined that one day I would get to go, so if there is another one I would spare no expense to be a part of it! I look forward to hearng your insight on Score through the years and how the big boob world has changed from a fan’s perspective over the last 20 years.