A lunchtime sighting proves short people have a reason to live

November 25, 2009 by Elliot James 15 Comments
Okay, this seems like a good height.

Okay, this seems like a good height.

Last Wednesday, I went to lunch with Dave and Fernando, our records supervisor. We went to the usual place since Dave won’t eat anywhere else. I don’t mind because Wednesday seems to be MILF day there. Now, if you know South Florida, especially Miami, the women tend to dress hot, whether the weather is actually hot or not. Tight tops and blouses. Tight jeans, shorts or skirts. Lots of bling. “Look at my feet” high heels. the place gets a mix of nearby office workers, college students and mothers with kids off from school.

Elevator shoes would help.

Elevator shoes would help.

I’ll skip the part about what we ordered and get to the point. We’re eating when I look to my left and see a tall girl about 26-28 years old with long, blonde hair at the register. She’s about five-nine in traditional black pumps, a very tight grey skirt cut above the knees and a dazzling tight white top under a short, very tight, grey matching jacket. Basically, a business suit, but on her, it looks phenomenal. She has a great rackโ€“very busty. I can tell she’s busty and proud because her top is squishing her big boobs in, an effect that creates a rounded “breast shelf.” This makes her chest SUPER prominent. I estimate she’s an E-cupper or higher. I keep checking her out, trying not to look like Anthony Perkins in Psycho 4…or was it 3? My lunch mates take the time away from their beautifully prepared meals to check her out, too. Someone reminds me that the busty girls we see in real life are much smaller-chested when they are compared to SCORE and V-Mag models. Of course, he’s right. And the right clothes and undies can create a bustier look. Most of them are, in reality, more like Bella, the Naughty Neighbors girl Dave did a blog video with and who I still think is too small-chested for SCORE.

When the electronic “hey, your order is ready, where the hell are you?” gizmo lights up, she walks to the pick-up counter and is given a take-out bag, then leaves. So that’s that! She’s not going to eat here and possibly sit by your SCORE staffers. Goodbye, blonde bombshell. Should I run after her and hand her one of the SCORE photographers’ business cards I have in my wallet? I don’t. But wait. A few minutes later, the blonde returns with her lunch bag, and now she’s with a guy. He’s an ordinary looking dude wearing a baseball cap and street clothes, no suit. They’re chummy and obviously know each other. Maybe he works for the same company she does. What’s very noticeable is the height disparity. He’s about four or five inches shorter than she is, so his eyeline is a straight line to the top of her cleavage. They sit across the room and eat their chummy lunch. Lucky dude. Occasionally she shoots a glance at our table. Perhaps she recognizes Dave and me from our popular appearances on SCORELAND and is thinking about asking for our autographs but is shy.

Being short can be a blessing.

Being short can be a blessing.

After lunch, we head to the car. They leave right after we do. Driving out of the parking lot, we notice them standing by a car talking. They’re not rushing to drive off. Her body language shows she’s very interested in the guy. It seems like more than a lunch meeting. The height difference is more apparent in the outdoors. As we drive pass them, she looks at us. I don’t know what to make of that. But I felt like pulling a Peter Falk/Columbo routine and going over to her and saying, “Oh, Miss, just one more thing… Have you ever thought of modeling?” I don’t. I might have, but the guy’s presence kills the idea before it hatches. Who wants a stranger bothering you and a date? Let alone a guy who wants to see your lady friend naked in pictures and videos.

What did I learn from all of this last week? Something I’ve known for a long time. Short guys can get big-boobed girls. A short guy who loves big boobs should never let height differences stop him from trying. Tall girls with big tits like short guys because the guy will always be looking at her chest. When I lived in Vegas, I’d always see tall, huge-boobed stripper-types with short guys. (Of course, some of these are cash deals.) And let’s look at that great actor, Mickey Rooney, five-foot-three and married eight times, all of his wives tall, beautiful and often busty.

And to the busty blonde customer from last week, if you’re reading this, please check out this link to our model info page. It can’t hurt. Thanks!

BeASCOREModel.com

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  • Maria

    @ Viggo: Google Translator. YAY! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • Pablo

    Funny Viggo, I just think of lord of the rings when I see your name, not Norway or the lame ride in Epcot Center. But anyways, I think thanksgiving was in place even before the misunderstanding with the native americans. I think it was a harvest festival. So Let’s celebrate the harvest of Big boobs!

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  • Dino

    lol…Viggo is right. All we know is that the vikings have a shot at the Superbowl this year. And Maria’s boobs are real and there spectacular.

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  • viggo

    The Vikings were driven out by the Eskimos, ha-ha bollocks. They left
    Scandinavia because christianity forced it’s way in, and when they
    came to America they saw that the land was already taken, and they
    just wanted to be alone so they left.
    (How could they have been driven out, when there were no cars around
    at that time)

    You’re clearly not a professor in english.
    According to a certain Jade, we are all rapists. So no, it doesn’t count.

    Maria, how did you find out? One of the reasons why i said it, was
    to see if you could do something else than look at boobs all day long. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • RL

    Viggo Im a history Proffessor,Its well known the Vikings were driven out of the America’s by the Inuits(Eskimo’s)Does the Viking foracibly impregating English with their inseminating rods women count?
    Thank you King Alfred!!!

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  • Maria

    Unga Bunga.
    lol

    @ Viggo: “You have nice, big tits.” lol ty.

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  • viggo

    RL, who says i’m extinct???
    And Maria is a neanderthal woman. The way she stairs at cleavages
    and can’t look away in time before she get’s caught, she has to be.

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  • viggo

    Yes they raped and pillaged, but it was done to the Europeans, so it doesn’t really counts.

    The Vikings discovered America 500 years before Columbus, but they
    were wise enough to leave the Indians in peace.
    Could you imagine if the hadn’t? You’d all be speaking Norwegian now.

    Maria,du har store fine pupper ๐Ÿ™‚
    Find out what that means if you can.

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  • RL

    Viggo,If the north america was stolen from the indians you stoled Norway
    from the Neanderthal man.He was there first you know.
    Lucky for you he is now extinct.

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  • Elliot James

    Weren’t the Berserkers pretty big on butchering, plundering and other relaxing hobbies in Scandinavia until they were outlawed 1000 years ago by Norway’s king? Every nationality has a messy history.

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  • viggo

    First time i’ve heard of Erik the Red Day, but towards the end of the year
    we celebrate Rudolph the Red-Nose……… ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • viggo

    I think i know why Dave likes to go to Fuddruckers.
    If you rearrange the letters you get Dudefuckrrs. Dave, you work for the wrong kind of magazine.

    Dino, i’m from Norway and we’re not big on celebrating the fact that
    the Americans stole the entire continent from the Indians.
    But by all means Score people, have a great holiday.

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  • Dino

    Great story Elliot. Thanks for sharing it. I see alot short guys with taller women. I don’t height makes a difference as long as you have the gift of gab. Making them laugh always works. You guys and viggo have a great thanksgiving holiday. I’m off to battle the holiday airport crowd. You guys be safe. Oh if your out there Renee Ross HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!. I’m outta here ๐Ÿ™‚

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    • Dave

      You have a great Thanksgiving, too, Dino. The airport? You’re not going to visit Jade, are you?

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