A Valentine from us to YOU!
Hello Boob Lovers!
Happy Valentine’s Day!
I am sure for most of you this is a day filled with ass-kissery to the lady loves in your lives. You know how it goes…you have to take her out to a fancy dinner. You have to buy her something sparkly. You have to “make love,” which we all know is the pretentious, drawn-out, slightly soap-opera-ish cousin to our fave…”fucking.” Valentine’s Day is tough on dudes. I get it. (Even though I am a chick, believe me, I get it. And besides, I don’t have a Valentine of my own this year, so I am allowed to shit all over this holiday meant to make single gals like me turn to chocolate and our vibrators for comfort. lol)
But I ask you this, boob brethren, WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR PRESENT? I don’t see chicks bending over backwards for you on this day. Oh, no. And that, my friends, is biased bullshit. Where is the love for the dudes? WHERE IS THE SPECIAL TREATMENT?
So, on this Valentine’s Day, I have decided to give YOU a Valentine.
Jenna Valentine, that is. 🙂
Jenna is one of my boobied, cutied faves because she is funny, has a great rack and she is pretty damn hot. (She also has a shy nipple that doesn’t get hard right away and will make you want to suck on it until it does.) And she is into chicks, which means that in my imagination, I have banged her a few times. (Okay, more than a few times. lol) When Jenna was here last, Dave and I hung out with her and took her measurements because this sexy lady from California (She talks like a Valley girl and whereas most times I would find that annoying, when this pale-skinned hottie does it, it’s a huge turn-on!) claims that she was a double-F because she didn’t fit an F. And you know what? Jenna knows her body because she was right. She’s a FF-cup. And I got to be THIS CLOSE to her as I measured her, and I am NOT complaining, because unlike my blogging cohort, Adam, I know what to do with a big pair of tits. (LOL! Sorry Adam, you asked for it, buddy.)
Plus, I taught her how to make her boobs bounce and that is the gift that keeps on giving.
So enjoy this Valentine from us to you because goddamn it, you’re special and you deserve something nice on this ridiculous chick holiday, too!
xoxoxo
Maria
Tags: boob bouncing, Jenna Valentine, measuring, shy nipples, Valentine's Day, Valley girl
Categories: Behind the Scenes, Boob Bloopers, Boob Watch, Life With Big Tits, The Life of an Editor, Tit Tricks
Maria, I would LOVE to be your Valentine, albeit a somewhat belated one!!! I am in Fla, not too far away, so if you ever get the urge…
I love Jenna, she’s so beautiful and funny. I look forward to seeing alot more of her from score.
OMG Jenna, you drip fun and sex and WIN. I’d suck all the flavor out of you!
actually score contacted annaliese asking for big boobie girls. she brought it up to me. she’s my best friend and would never ask me to model for anyone else that isnt awesome. 🙂 every one at the score group is really nice. my sets are super pin-up for the magazines. i am even keeping the pin-up look for my next shoot.
Jenna I did not know that you did work outside of GG. What made you decide to do a shoot and a vid for Scoreland?
You are my goddess !!!
Maria, what a wonderful Valentine’s present. And Jenna, I have already fallen in lust with your beautiful alabaster skin, your gorgeous curves, your perfect pendulous breasts… A very warm (and sticky) welcome to Scoreland!
I’d be willing to share Maria with you Jenna….. or just watch the two of you together…..;)
this is a much better valentine’s present than anything any man has ever given me 😉
jenna is so cute and has the best boobs ever! definitely the hottest model i’ve seen on this site 🙂
Big fan of Jenna and follow her on twitter all time. She is a doll and gets a big boob thumbs up from me!
i will fight for our love.
Jennas got SO MUCH talent.
lol I am not going to complain if Ms. Valentine wants to fight for me. 😛
unfortunately maria belongs to me and is my date.
i want to do the measuring! now that would be a valentine to remember for sure!
@Viggo: ty! I try. 😉
@Lance: So sweet of you. 😀
@Jenna: You’re such a smokin’ hot chick. xoxo
Maria:
Thank you for the great Valentine’s Day post, but with all due respect to Jenna, the gift I got from that video was seeing you! I would love to meet you in person, and I bet you would be one hell of a date!
Thanks again.
Thanks Maria. At long last, someone thinks about us guys on this damn day!
What would we have done without you?!
Who ever it was that gave Maria a job at Score: thank you!
i hope you guys love my debut set 🙂 i was super nervous to be rated with all of this hot big boobie ladies.