Angela White took over SCORELAND. Now put her in Parliament.

February 28, 2012 by Elliot James

Angela's delighful tush doesn't get enough praise.

In November of 2010, Angela was running for political office. Man, how time flies.

“I am now officially an Australian politician,” Angela SAID that month. “In the upcoming state elections in Victoria, I am running as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party in the seat of Richmond. In Australia, a lot of our sexual freedoms are being restricted by moral campaigners and prudish politicians. I was driven to stand for parliament over my concern for the rights of sex workers in Australia and my concern over the heavy-handed censorship laws in Victoria that do not reflect public opinion. It is currently illegal to sell X-Rated non-violent pornography in Victoria despite the fact that 76% of Australians believe it should be legal. Yes, you heard me correctly. Where I currently live, it is illegal to sell the porn that I appear in!”

As valiantly as she campaigned, Angela wasn’t elected. Visionaries are often not given their due soon enough.

Tomorrow @ SCORELAND

But she’s young. She’s a spunky girl. She’s got legs. And tush. And boobs. And a lovely face.

And she’s in May ’12 SCORE magazine.

So I urge Angela to run again. She needs to fill that position and make all of Australia a freer country.

I support whatever positions she puts herself in.

I demand that the voters warm up that seat in Parliament for Angela White in the next election. I don’t know when that is. Don’t ask me. Go ask Angela.

What I do know is when the next erection is coming up and that’s tomorrow at SCORELAND when we publish a very naughty pictorial of Angela shot when she was in our half of the hemisphere.

American writer Charles Dudley Warner supposedly coined the phrase, “Politics make strange bedfellows.”

Warner never had the good luck to meet Angela White. There’s nuthin‘ strange about her!

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6 responses to “Angela White took over SCORELAND. Now put her in Parliament.”

  1. LeeRoy says:

    I will gladly vote for Angela White for Parliment funk,if she does some IR in score magazine.
    just tell her to send me a ballot to my address her
    in Detroit AND I WILL promise to vote for her,
    ill even vote numerous times if she wants me too.

  2. slugworth says:

    The REAL voting’s been done.The results are in.
    ANGELA WHITE-Hardcore Performer of the Year.
    That beats any political ballot.

  3. Anthony says:

    finally a politician that i wont hate

  4. X.D. says:

    If I were an Aussie, she would get my vote. Well put J.D.

  5. Ca united kingdom says:

    Who says her tush doesnt get enough praise i salute it regularly

  6. J.D. says:

    Well, it shouldn’t surprise anyone that politicians could screw a country up to the point where a cute fun girl like Angela wants to tie herself down to a boring ass job, just so silly laws can be fixed. I completely support her position on the rights of sex workers not only in Australia, but worldwide. It’s the 21st century, and we still have people treating sex like it’s an abhorrent evil thing, and yet without it we wouldn’t exist. Your not obligated to agree with what sex workers do in order to respect their right to do it, and you are not some pathetic pervert because you believe people have the right to make a living any way they choose, even if it involves sex. Anyone who speaks out against sex workers while having a stash of pornography at home, or has a favourite escort or mistress on the side (which is probably most lawmakers), is a fucking hypocrite, case closed. Angela would bring some common sense to politics.