Apples and oranges? No, we’re talking melons here. Voluptuous Lola’s big, juicy melons.

May 11, 2012 by Elliot James

Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl, not a fruit stand owner.

Dave blogged about Lola last January, and it’s safe to say that he was impressed. So was I and so was Maria, who put her in the Holiday ’11 V-mag. To prove that absence does make the hard grow harder, Lola’s back at SCORELAND with fresh photos and a video.

This time, Lola put on a fishnet dress and got into a bathtub with a bunch of floating green apples. Maybe the photographer couldn’t find melons that morning. Or the apples were meant to be photographically symbolic of something, like Eve and the apple.

Lola’s full name isn’t Lola Apples like our American dancer/model Candy Apples. Maybe Lola just likes apples. Aroma scientists claim that the scent of green apples reduces stress and headaches in women. Maybe Lola likes the scent. But vibrators can do that, too.

Anyway, a couple of things are 100% certain and provable. Lola has a beautiful face and body and spectacular, homegrown melons. She’s very sexy and she’s always smiling. She has mad toy skills.

I admit that the Czech Republic can chalk up another victory in the International Boobs Race (IBR) thanks to Lola, a race America is clearly losing to east and west Europe and England.

This really burns my bacon. Where are all the American challengers to Czech girls like Lola? How can a tiny nation of 10 million people produce so many top-notch busty girls who enjoy nude modeling while my country hopelessly lags behind in a recessionary period of big-tit growth? American girls with E-cups and bigger need some kind of wake-up call. And the Czechs make better beer than we do, adding insult to injury. I need to get this country back on top in the IBR.

All I can say is, American woman, Be A SCORE Model.

A SCORELAND member named Basenji1 will be very pleased to see Lola back again.  “She has the full package,” he commented back in January. “She ranks along with Arianna Sinn.” Praise doesn’t get any higher than that. Hopefully, we’ll connect again with Lola.

I may not be a poet. But when it comes to apples and melons, I know it.

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6 responses to “Apples and oranges? No, we’re talking melons here. Voluptuous Lola’s big, juicy melons.”

  1. X.D. says:

    Another region I’m really glad to see more girls from is Latin America (Dominican Republic!). Would like to see more girls from the Middle East, Africa and Asia.

  2. ca united kingdom says:

    having said that weve got the likes of Karla James,Hanah Claydon and Leanne Crow who will pose for score but wont drop their panties… cant to my knowlege think of any American girls in Score that havent shown pink…

  3. ca united kingdom says:

    its a tricky one Elliot,, lets face it America is a hot bed of great women but maybe there not quite as open minded as us europeans,, girls in the UK are generally easy going and very laid back in their attitude toward sex and sure not worried about getting naked…. serious, just check out Blackpool on a summer saturday night out,, chicks getting their tits out all over the place….

  4. Frederick says:

    Hope we see Lola in a new issue of Voluptuous soon!

  5. Elliot James says:

    X.D., China has the most net users, twice as many as the USA. I would agree that Europeans are more open-minded. There have been topless girls in UK newspapers for many years, and it’s looked upon as an honor, so I think there is more cultural acceptance of the body. If anyone has any opinions, feel free to contribute your thoughts.

  6. X.D. says:

    Great to see Lola on TSG again. RE: the low turnout of American models on TSG. What do you guys think this is due to? No way are American girls less shy than the rest of the world. Correct me if I’m wrong, but it’s my understanding that the internet is consumed primarily by Americans, could it be that the girls are worried of being recognized by friends/family/coworkers/neighbors/etc? What if would to their future prospects, reputation? Is Europe still more open about their sexuality than we are? Inquiring minds…hmmm.