Are spitters quitters? And, how to make your cum taste better…

October 5, 2011 by Maria
In this photoset from the March '10 V-mag, Janet Jade and Christy Marks take a load all over their tits.

In this photoset from the March '10 V-mag, Janet Jade and Christy Marks take a load all over their tits.

I want to talk about a little topic that causes a big uproar: CUM.

Moreover, the proper placement and disposal of cum.

I often talk to men and women about the topic of swallowing sperm. When I speak to dudes, they almost always say it’s better to cum all over a girl and infinitely better when she swallows.

But when I speak to different models and interview them about the most-intimate details of their sex lives, I always get mixed reviews.

When you have big boobs, there will always be some dude who wants to spray his baby batter all over your bountiful bosom. Big-boobed gals always deal with that. If you let a guy tit-fuck you, he is going to want to paint your rack a whiter shade of goo.

But what about during BJs? Let’s say you don’t take a creamin’ all over your chesticles. Let’s say you take it in your…um, dicksucker. Is is appropo to spit? Is it okay to swallow? Are spitters really quitters?

That is what is on my mind when I chat with ladies about the proper way to dispose of a man’s seed.

Most models tell me that they swallow and it is not a big deal. Some of them tell me that they spit discreetly. (Which I might not really have a handle on. How do you hock up skeet discreetly?) And some of them say that they do not enjoy a man cumming in their mouth at all.

But almost 100% of them say that it really depends on the taste of said spunk. Which pretty much puts the ball in your court, guys. (They also say that cumming in their eyeballs is NOT COOL. It burns. It’s terrible. DO NOT CUM IN WOMEN’S EYES!) Ultimately, whether your spunk is swallow’able is up to you.

The way I see it is that we big-boobed gals lotion up our knockers and wear bras to keep them nice and tight for YOU. So, it’s kind of your responsibility to ensure that your swimmers are savory.

According to GOOGLE and various sources on the Internet, (Yes, my job consists of finding out how to make your cum taste better. lol), men should drink more water, less coffee and avoid junk food. They should also eat more fresh fruits, veggies (but not asparagus) and herbs and should avoid red meat for better-tasting sperm.

After my research, I deduced that spitters are NOT necessarily quitters, they are just girls who have come into a batch of bad cum. My suggestion is that if you want more ladies to guzzle down your man juice, you should make sure it’s fresh and delicious.

Aren’t you glad we had this chat? I know I am. Hopefully this will lead to better-tasting spunk everywhere.

A girl can only (cream) dream.

xoxoxo.

Maria

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16 responses to “Are spitters quitters? And, how to make your cum taste better…”

  1. mikey says:

    Even though I ain’t right, I know I am not wrong!! Janet, Janet, Janet!!!!!

  2. mikey says:

    Miss Janet, I’m sure you like the Lions, but you should be a Packer by now!!!

    Just kidding I know you love the Lions!!! Go Pack Go!!

  3. mikey says:

    Janet, I love you!!!

  4. mikey says:

    Miss Janet, are you real? Or computer animated? WOW!! Can’t think properly all of the sudden!! Wanna learn how to curl? 42 lb rocks! Not sure I could concentrate on instruction!!!

  5. siddhuhh says:

    Fabulous picture. Both are unique in their own standing. Great imagination. Wonderful presentation. Please keep it up.Would like to see more of such pairs in future. Congrats to Scorland.

  6. never thought about this before Maria,better diet for better tasting jizz….. interesting….. my diet is just ok i guess and ive given many a chick a spunk mouthwash over the years and never had a complaint, not to my face anyhow ha ha…. as for where i like to loose my muck i love all places, love a chick to swallow and love to drop a load on a chicks ass but splashing over a huge set of tits does always seem that little bit more special especialy if she then scoops it up and eats it off her fingers….

  7. blackbull1970 says:

    If a woman truly loves her man, swallowing should not be a question regardless of taste.

  8. Pablo says:

    pineapple juice according to the interwebs is the best. Seriously, If I’m fucking I’m just equally content to cum on her boobs or on her face. I always worry about the dry cleaning bill later. Good thing I’m not a politician right?

  9. Maria says:

    eat plenty of fruit. it helps.

  10. Anthony says:

    My co-worker drinks 8 coffee’s a day and smoke’s and his wife can taste only that in his jizz!

  11. X.D. says:

    Good conversation Maria…but DAMN, Christy Marks and Janet Jade look amazing in that shot.

  12. Mikey says:

    Tom boy is the best too…..but you are the chocolate awesome…..
    I can’t even think properly at the moment…..!!!!

  13. Mikey says:

    JJ has the best tits by far ever. The shape, size….everything….so glad she got in…..the best by far…White boy loves you!!!!

  14. funGI2Bwith says:

    What kind of research is looking things up and asking ppl without trying it for yourself? Monitor a guys diet then suck some cock and see for yourself what tastes better! As for me, I experimented with my wife for one week eating different thing that I too saw on Google. The worst tasting cum that I produced was after eating a bag of pretzels. Salt is obviously no good! haha. The best cum that I produced was when I drank a lot of 100% fruit juice and protein shakes. For some reason when I ate regularly it was always bitter. When I drank shakes and fruit juice it was always “yummy” as my wife said. The rest of the time she said it was just tolerable. Another thing that I learned, the better hydrated that I was the less “chalky” the texture. Now, go out and swallow some cum!! Do your own tests! (Oh and BTW, the best feeling orgasm is when the girl swallows but sometimes can be too overwhelming of a sensation, my favorite orgasm and most satisfying orgasm is busting a nut on a pair of breasts, hands down!)

  15. J.D. says:

    Some have sworn by pineapple juice, but who knows?

  16. brian says:

    i hope you get Minka to swallow a load when she shoot new videos this month!!!!!!!!!!!!