Arianna, Lana, Sophie and the secret of corn

February 15, 2011 by Elliot James

What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?

Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.

Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.

In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.

Let’s roll the video!

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2 responses to “Arianna, Lana, Sophie and the secret of corn”

  1. J.D. says:

    I’m thinkin’ just eating healthy seems to make boobies or tushies nice and fat and juicy. Nothing like a rosy glow, a pinkish hue to make guys hungry…

  2. Stefan Carlson says:

    I have actually seen that the corn price has increased considerably since the ‘boob finishing school’ and ‘total sex’ films. When viewing these very nice, busty girls, with their explaination we now understand why.