Bailey Santanna: world’s greatest girlfriend

October 7, 2009 by Elliot James
Like she says...

Like she says...

Bailey’s first Voluptuous pictorial in seven years is up now on SCORELAND. We’re also posting her interview with Dave. Bailey’s hot, she’s happening and she’s the world’s greatest girlfriend.

V-MAG: Why are you the world’s greatest girlfriend?
BAILEY: Because I’m really nice. I never get mad. I’ll cook you breakfast and dinner every day. Do all the laundry. Clean house. I always have my own money. Never need anything. I like to make jokes, and when someone is sad, I always make them feel better.
V-MAG: Okay, let’s say I’m your boyfriend. You walk into the house, and I’m sitting in front of the TV jacking to porn. You’re okay with that?
BAILEY: Totally! I will pick out the porn for you. We’ll go shopping for porn, and we’ll have sex while we’re watching it. Definitely!
V-MAG: That’s pretty cool.
BAILEY: I buy my boyfriends porn all the time.

And now, in case you needed any more evidence, here’s a little video we call, “Why Bailey Santanna is Great.”

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18 responses to “Bailey Santanna: world’s greatest girlfriend”

  1. bailey santanna says:

    lol.. this thread ended up in a strange direction!
    makes me want an avatar 🙂

  2. Maria says:

    @ viggo: Righhhhttttt…
    lol

    My boobs looked much better than those 10 years ago. Wait…my boobs look much better than those now. 🙂

    Nice try but no dice, Viggo.

  3. viggo says:

    No, editor Maria, i’m not confusing you with Maria Moore or anyone else.

    Don’t tell me you don’t remember me taking those pictures of you 🙂

  4. Maria says:

    Wait a second, wait a second…
    What are you talking about, Viggo?
    Are you confusing me with Maria Moore?
    lol
    This is kinda hilarious.

  5. viggo says:

    Dave, which one of Marias avatars are you referring to ?
    The old, the new or the one that i use as my avatar? (which happens
    to be a pic i took of Maria 10 years ago 🙂 )

  6. Maria says:

    I think Dave knows that if he were to post a picture of his mug on here, it would drive everyone wild with desire.
    Dave is quite, um, dashing?
    lol

  7. Dino says:

    Dave where’s your avatar. I was going to use my face but i have no pic of me on my PC, Besides this adds a little mystery of what Dino looks like….like anybody cares…lol..

  8. Dino says:

    Viggo like the avatar..I didn’t have to write a blog just my name and e-mail address. It was pretty easy. 🙂

  9. viggo says:

    Elliot, thanks for the hint about the avatar.

    I had to create my own fucking blog just to get an avatar, but thanks anyway 🙂

    Maria, since i couldn’t get your old avatar, i had to look thru all
    boob pics i had on my pc. (it took forever) 😉

  10. Dino says:

    Bailey!!

  11. Dino27 says:

    thanks elliot..

  12. Elliot James says:

    Dino, you can make an avatar yourself. You go to Gravatar.com and just follow the instructions for WordPress blog users. Elliot

  13. panhype says:

    Haha! That’s a nice fantasy. I like the idea of my GF picking my porn for me 😀 Overall she seems to have a very natural & cool confidence – another huge turn-on for me.

  14. Maria says:

    Dino, little by little we make improvements and changes…so
    we will see what happens.
    🙂 And ty for liking the interview with Renee in the Dec. ’09 issue of V-Mag. She is such a great girl to interview and work with.
    And ty for liking my pic 🙂 I am a tropical Miami girl!

  15. Dino says:

    I would have to disagree..Bailey cool and i like the fact she plays video games.(gears of war anyone?) But I’m going have to go with Renee Ross being the perfect girlfriend. Here why for me the answers she gave to the blog and Maria’s interview in the dec 2009 issue, And no i’m not being a Renee Ross homer..Well maybe a little…lol..Maria i like your pic. It’s very Miami with the flower in your hair.When is scoreland going to let us do profiles?? We are a community,No……:)