Beautiful transsexual enjoys sucking on sausages while masturbating and watching big-boob videos. Maybe.

August 16, 2011 by Dave
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We get a lot of emails and letters at SCORE and SCORELAND, most of them from readers and members who have genuine ideas and opinions to express.

But every once in a while, we receive a letter from a reader who…well, who I’m just not certain is being straight (possible poor word choice, as you’re about to see) with us, who I think might be trying to put one over on us. So, what happens is, we decide to publish the letter anyway (because most letters like this are kinda different and kinda amusing), and the writer sits at home laughing and thinking, “Those idiots! I really put one over on them!”

The following letter, published in SCORE, just might be one of those letters. It’s from Lauren G. (address withheld). Lauren G. writes:

“Though I’m a beautiful transsexual fellatrix (that’s someone adept at and who enjoys sucking man sausage a whole lot!), I don’t watch gay porn at all. I prefer to see hot, sexy, ultra-feminine women having sex with men. I can’t stand to see two masculine men, or, for that matter, even two feminine or even butch women going at it, having sex or French kissing. I feel it’s a man and a woman that looks right. That’s why I always wear feminine apparel and makeup. I have my own hair (no wig), and it’s very full and lustrous. I just need huge, natural tits and a pussy. My mind and preferences are 100% female. I don’t like sports, I suck at math, etc. I don’t masturbate to any DVDs, but I enjoy them. I always masturbate while sucking something, usually a big hot dog or a realistic cock dildo like, say, a Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker model. My ejaculation is 10 times more intense while sucking one of these than when not sucking one.

“Whether I’m sucking on a big weiner or a dildo, I always think about someone I’ve already been with, someone whose dick I’ve already sucked. I have a harder time cumming if I think about someone I’ve not been with yet. The size of the hot dog has no bearing on the size of the guy I was with. Besides sucking hot dogs while playing on my computer, reading a book or newspaper or watching TV, etc., I also suck on these big hot dogs while walking on my treadmill a half hour per day and while working  out.”

Okay: Real or not real? Is Lauren G. really a transsexual who enjoys sucking hot dogs while watching SCORE videos and masturbating? Or is Lauren G. more likely some guy named Larry who sits at home watching DVDs and jacking, just like the rest of it, and satisfies his post-jacking hunger with, maybe, a hot dog and a beer? Every part of the letter strikes me as realistic except the sucking on hot dogs part. Who sucks on hot dogs while walking on a treadmill? Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose?

SCORELAND Blog readers, you make the call!

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17 responses to “Beautiful transsexual enjoys sucking on sausages while masturbating and watching big-boob videos. Maybe.”

  1. Pablo says:

    no bueno

  2. gorosso says:

    BIG ASS & BIG BOOBS: DOMINICAN POISON PLEASSSEEEE¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

  3. thanks guys just watched the clip again, annas tits are lush and Dave does a stirling job with the camcorder, great angles Dave i felt like i was just about to slide my own cock between those pillows….. (i wish ha)

  4. thanks Elliot, once again your a ledgend…. just gonna check it out now….

  5. Elliot James says:

    C.A. she was Anna Kay, it was February, 2010 during the production of the movie “More To Fuck.” This is the link.

    https://blog.scoreland.com/?p=5182&nats=MTAwNC45LjIuMjA3Ljk0LjAuMC4wLjA#comments

  6. yeh but she has a cock so she aint no women ha ha, look i respect that anyone who buys score and takes time to write deserves to be printed but im old school and want to hear more serious views and oppinions from fellow tit men….

  7. Dave you did a blog some time back where you mounted a chick with a hand held camera and gave us a great titty fuck view, cant find it as wanted to watch it again can you remember the blog month pls???

  8. ha sorry dave, no i think its just some weirdo fucking with you…

    • Dave says:

      C.A.: Thanks for answering the question. The thing is, his/her handwriting was very feminine, and he/she has written to us several times before. We often get letters from women, but nothing like this.–Dave

  9. im with the others what is this shit???? i cant speak for all score men but i take girls and big tits very seriously, big tits are a way of life not just a stupid hobby so lets stop with these sick letters and guys talking about sucking dick (you know who you are) and get on with the serious business of big titties,pussy and ass…. thankyou….

    • Dave says:

      Meanwhile, none of you have answered the original question: Is the letter-writer serious?–Dave

  10. Tumaso says:

    WTF? SCORE?

  11. Dave says:

    Bizzaro world! With all the beautiful, sexy,big boobed “real” women we can enjoy here, I didn’t need this one.

  12. blackbull1970 says:

    WTF?!

    Why did you make this thread?

    You mofos getting bored and running out of ideas in the Score office?

    Don’t tell me you mofos are planning on running tranny pics and videos, if so I’am outta here along with everybody else that enjoy your products.

    Do us all a favor and delete this shit ASAP!

    WTF?

    • Dave says:

      Don’t worry! We’re not going to run photos or videos of transsexuals, even if they have huge boobs!–Dave

  13. Joey says:

    For the love of god, why would you post about letters from transsexuals masturbating and sucking on weiners? Dave, do you know who your audience is? I think you momentarily forgot. I hope this is the last time we get to read about fapping trannies on this blog. We’re here for the broads with big tits, thanks.

  14. viggo says:

    I don’t think i’ve ever been this confused before!
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