Big Boobs In Bathing Suits: Itty-bitty bikinis vs one-pieces!
Elaina's bathing suit is made out of dental floss and eye patches.
Bunny De La Cruz is wearing a more demure one-piece.
I love getting mail from fans and readers. First, because it’s fun to get feedback and connect with the guys that I slave over all these big tits for. (Just kidding! I love all this big-boob business!) Second, because you guy always have such interesting points and commentary.
Like D.C., a gent from White Plains, New York, who wrote in and made an interesting point. He said that he preferred full, one-piece bathing suits over bikinis.
I know…at first I was like, GTFO! Who would choose full over dental floss? NO ONE! But then I read his reasoning and I totally saw the light.
But don’t take my word for it. Allow me to demonstrate through the magic of cut and paste.
“Bikinis: it’s a great concept, bodacious V-girls in revealing bathing suits. My only issue is this: since we know the suit is going to come off, I don’t see the point in starting your picture spreads with a gal wearing a bikini that’s not much larger than a couple postage stamps. Dare I say, there’d be nothing wrong with even showing some of your models in tight-fitting one piece bathing suits, or at least a two-piecer that fits, since that’s what we know women with the mind boggling bodies your models have would actually be wearing if we were to see them on a beach. Watching, say, an Elaina Gregory peel herself out of the kind of bathing suit we might actually see her parading around in on Jones Beach would pretty much be a heart-stopping experience.”
What D.C. is alluding to here is the porn factor vs. the real- world factor. In porn, women look all sorts of fucktastic and hot, and hey, that’s absolutely amazing. Of course, I want to fantasize that these busty models walk around in nurse and cop uniforms all day with dildos just within arm’s reach. Of course I do. But a model with any other outfit on would be just as hot, especially if I saw her out in public wearing her normal clothes. Because everyday clothes would make her more…realistically fuckable? Like I could totally bag her. The porn star? I might not be able to fuck her, but I can double click my own mouse to her. The real world, busty hottie…well, a few margaritas and we could be playing, “Guess what hole I am in?” in no time.
I get it. I get it, D.C.
You dig the bikini made of eye patches, but you want to see a curvy woman looking like a real woman.
I get it.
But if you ask me, the best kind of suit a woman can wear on the beach is her birthday suit.
I AM JUST SAYING!
But opinions are like nipples…everybody is entitled to a couple.
So, I salute your firm convictions, D.C.
Cheers.
xoxo,
Maria
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Categories: Letters and Comments, Life With Big Tits, Point/Counterpoint, Tits in Tight Tops
Dave how about sarah nicola randall and sara willis?
I do prefer the 2-pc myself. In addition to large breasts, the other thing about women that turns me on is soft, smooth, silky skin. The more I see of it, the better. My tastes in 1-pc designs are what I call the “slingshot” swimsuits – the ones that go between her legs and then split to form 2 straps that go up over her breasts and around her neck to tie back there. SOOOO sexy!!! In either case, though, she’s GOTTA be busty! 🙂
@winter68, hearing you with the supermarket thing… im always on titty watch at my local tesco its a great place to see a decent rack especially in summer time…
No new models yet for 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lee: How about Lola and Sabrina Linn?–Dave
Hell YES to the more ornate one piece bathing suit or, the more dressed up look when it comes to models in the regular type shoots. Maria you wrote about this topic deftly and very accruately…”realistically fuckable”…absolutely so hot when models achieve this. I think Dave called it “GND qualities”…girl next door qualitites. Oh man, pitter patter goes my heart and my tuned on meter goes bonkers. It is the closeness to real world conditions that heightens hotness and sex appeal. TSG does both things VERY well: having models that look like I might see them around town and then those that are just richter hot and untouchable. I LOVE both types but I’m especially keen for the model that is crazy sexy but believeable in real life. Recently, Renee Ross has had me entranced and she is crazy hot but I could see having the good fortune to catch her on the street too as she appears to be a normal gal…albeit cock stiffeningly gorgeous. A handful of the “picking up a hottie at the supermarket” shoots are amazing because we ALL go to the market A LOT. Thus, if you are breast fanatic, you think about this as you gaze around the market hoping to spy some great boobs and mayeb even some dope ass cleavage. It is always good clean fun. Great topic and I look froward to more comments. TSG…always killin’ it!
The better question is: why are women selfishly walking around the beach wearing dental floss and eye patches? There are people with injured eyes and dirty teeth who are in need, hand those over! >:D
hey Maria,, i can see the lads point (sort of) but for me the 2-piece or the monokini rule… a chick in a 2-piece with heels is killer but yes that is the porn element,,your not gonna see that on blackpool beach anyday soon…
Tough question, like asking what do you prefer water or air? My air is definetly the bikini, but I still couldn’t live without the one-piece swimsuit. And Elainas is the quintessential voluptuous woman on a two-piece bikini…(heart flutters).