Best of the SCORELAND Blog: Big tits: A place to hold all your stuff.

November 28, 2018 by Maria 4 Comments
How many things do you think that you could stuff into Ashley's cleavage, eh?

How many things do you think you could stuff into Ashley’s cleavage, eh?

Originally published on August 14th, 2009.

Today I went to the boxing gym (Yes, I box. Not that Taebo bullshit, either. Real boxing.) and I met up with one of my sparring partners, Christina. She and I are great sparring partners because we both have big boobs. It’s kind of hard to box with big tits (they kinda get in the way), and I have to compensate when I block and throw punches and so does she, so it’s like we’re made for one another in the ring.

Well, when I met Christina at the gym today, she was already in her workout gear (sports bra, shorts and sneakers) and I asked to borrow her spare gloves. She told me they were in her car and then proceeded to put her entire hand into her bra and fish around in there until she pulled it out and produced her car keys. I am not talking about one key, either. I am talking about a key ring with about five keys on it. Then she said, “Can you do me a favor and put my phone in my car when you go?” and she reached back into her tits and pulled out her cell, too. Yeah…she had all that stuff tucked away in her tatas.

(I can’t lie…I tuck lots of stuff away in my cleavage, too.)

I just find it funny that chicks with big tits are like kangaroos, always tucking stuff away in their sweater-puppy pouches. I asked a few guys around the office if they’d ever seen a chick fishing around in her tits for something and they all said yes. In fact, one guy even said, “My ex-girlfriend once snuck an entire bottle of whiskey AND a camera into a concert in her tits.” Wow! I don’t care who you are, you all have to admit THAT is impressive.

I love the idea of the tit pocket so much that I once had Christy Marks head to South Beach, stuff her bra full of random items and stop strangers and ask them, “Guess what’s in my tits?” (Tits and games: The best entertainment.) lol

So, I guess what I am getting at is that tits are not only great headrests, cock holders, things to suck on and something to hold onto on the coldest of nights but also a great place to hold all of your stuff, too.

Three cheers for tits! Their diversity is excellent!

-Maria

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4 Comments

  • Pete

    One of the most beautiful women on the internet. i dont know if words can explain but Ashley’s smile alone is worth a billion pounds if you ask me.

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  • mn

    Is Maria still working for Score?

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  • ash

    ashly u r the best that happened to scoreland they r lucky to have u do what u r doing for them , i love u darling .

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