Boob Glue

March 11, 2013 by Elliot James

There’s a new product hitting the shelves of beauty stores. It’s called “Boob Glue By Dawn Jackson.”

Boob Glue?

You may be as puzzled by this as I am. From what I’ve read, the glue is applied between or around the underside of the breasts, which are then inserted into the bra to kind of bond them into position.

The CEO of the company claims the glue’s effect will eliminate sagging, jiggling and bulging, underarm bulge, the dreaded “Quadra boob” and other breasty issues that women have to deal with, sometimes with tape or special bra inserts.

She calls it a “Boob Job in a Bottle” and “Your Girl’s Breast Friend.”

I’ll be looking for a video demonstration of this product one of these days because I can’t visualize how it is applied.

Guys don’t have problems like this with their dicks. But if we did, someone might come up with a glue for it. That’s good, old American know-how.

Jacky O gets all sticky.

 

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5 responses to “Boob Glue”

  1. MFlanders says:

    “Boob Glue” is what happens at the end of a really good tit-fuck.

  2. Dareyl says:

    you shouldnt be,I do it on a regular basis.

  3. Elliot James says:

    I’m not surprised.

  4. Dareyl says:

    that looks like the load i dropped on the escort i had last week at the motel 6.

  5. Eric says:

    That’s cool! I’d like to glue my face to Roxi Red’s or Gya Roberts boobs!!