Boobs…Spill Magnets
I think that every big-boobed woman in the world will agree with me when I say that sometimes having big boobs can be challenging. For example, buying a bra, or rather, FINDING a bra can turn into something like the quest for the holy grail. And finding a bra that fits AND is cute or sexy is like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Yeah, good luck.
Spill Zone! Oops! Mustard: 1 Vixen: 0
One of the big challenges that big-boobers everywhere face is the strange force that pulls anything that can stain and/or spill to your tits. It never fails. One second you are enjoying a bite of food and the next, you are digging for it down your cleavage. Or one second you are drinking something and the next, a magical hole has opened in your chin and said liquid is now all over your shirt and tits.
It happens. A lot, apparently.
In fact, as I was looking at pictures of hot naked chicks, er, researching this topic, I came across some pics of Vixen LaMoore and lo and behold, like clockwork, while eating a hotdog, mustard attacked her tits. (Now who can blame that mustard, though? Wouldn’t you want to attack Vixen LaMoore’s tits?) It’s like big boobs are magnets that attract everything from men to spills of mustard.
And then of course you have to get a napkin and wet it and rub on your boobs and your shirt and your boobs through your shirt and before you know it, you are putting on a semi-erotic rub-show for everyone who is watching. (Not that they mind.) Who could look away while a woman is digging in her tits and rubbing them vigorously?
Now, some of you guys out there in blogland have big-breasted wives and girlfriends. Does this
Doesn't the look on Vixen's face scream, "Please lick this off my body!"?
happen to them a lot? Spills on the rack and bits of this and that down the cleavage tunnel? I would love to hear your stories.
xoxox,
Maria
Tags: Spills, Vixen LaMoore
Categories: Boob Bloopers, Confessions, Life With Big Tits, The Life of an Editor
I agree with Sam
People should appreciate that a big busted gal has the courage and confidence to show off her curves. She should not be disrepected or make her feel badly.
Whenever I see such a gal and only if the opportunity arises, then I try to tell her discreetly that she looks lovely or wonderful. I always get a smile and postive response. I may add “thanks for having the courage to share your feminine charm” and leave it at that – we both go away feeling much better 🙂
Dave, I stayed out of that one on purpose. It is rude behavior. Would you like it if other men asked to touch your penis? Or just grabbed it.
Yah, It does happen. I have been assaulted in public by men and women, strangers. It is upsetting everytime.
I try to stay positive and realize most people aren’t like that in the world. To say it is okay to be rude to a female just because she is busty is wrong to me. I would think if a busty female is wearing a cute top, showing off the goods. People would be polite & grateful she is self-confident enough to show off those curves. Not rude & disrespectful, which makes her ashamed and sad.
Sam
Dave,I believe Samantha said in a previous post. that guys touch her boobs,And that she doesn’t like when people invade her personal space
@ Sam: Happens to me all the time, too.
Especially if I am eating something while sitting down.
I can almost rest my boobs on my plate! lol
@Olmk: I guess I need a man, then. 😛
@Viggo: Vigorously is a GREAT word, eh? 😉
@Matador: I carry a Tide-To-Go stick in my purse, too. Never leave home without it and wet naps.
I have a motto “If I am not wearing It, I didn’t eat it.” No matter what I eat, always ends up on the boobs. Ruined alot to outfits this way.
It can be frustrating.
Sam
Hi, Samantha. If you’re still online, did you see this week’s poll? Has a guy ever walked up to you and asked to feel your boobs? If so, what happened?–Dave
Happens all the time with her. She carries “Tide to Go” in her purse for just such an occasion. And if there is one handy, she’ll tuck a small towel into the neck of her blouse or t-shirt. I love to watch her eat because she has a tough time keeping her boobs out of the way. She usually ends up just “resting” them on the table in front of her. Great stuff!
Research, is that what you call it, Maria 😉
I think that maybe i was a big boobed girl in a previous life, because
every time i put on a clean shirt, the only time i spill something on it,
is the first day i’m wearing it. I could be wearing it for a year (why would i wear it for a year? ), the first day is the only time i get something on it.
I liked the word you used to describe how women rub their boobs, vigorously 🙂
That’s what men are for : digging in cleavages 🙂