Breastnosis: the research continues.

December 30, 2009 by Elliot James

Not to be confused with breastosis, breastnosis is a very real condition and is being studied in university research labs. Scientists at the University of Wellington in New Zealand discovered that guys look at tits longer than any other body part. Few glances were directed at the arms, lower legs and feet. Subjects were presented with six images of the same woman, digitally altered to increase or decrease the size of her bust, waist and hips. Using cameras and mirrors to measure tiny eye movements, the scientists recorded which areas men looked at first, the number of times they looked and how long their gaze lasted.

“Men spent consistently more time looking at the breasts and made more fixations upon them than other regions,” the researchers reported. Let me tell you, if these scientists would just go to SCORELAND, they could save a lot of cash on their experiments.

And from the SCORELAND files, an example of brainfreeze caused directly by the power of breastnosis. In Pasadena, California, a rookie policeman groped a woman’s breast during a traffic stop but was caught because he used his own cell phone camera to take photos of himself doing it. The 22 year-old officer stopped a female driver, then told her and her female passenger to expose themselves or he would jail them for drunken driving. Using his own camera, he took a photo with his hand on on the driver’s boob. He was charged with fourth-degree sex offense, second-degree assault and two other misdemeanors. A second woman came forward with the same story.

In this clip, the mindboggling power of breastnosis is captured on film. Watch as the subject’s eye bulge from breastnosis while he’s looking at Daphne Rosen’s chest.

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5 responses to “Breastnosis: the research continues.”

  1. Jack says:

    I really love the big boob jobs like the ones sported by daphne rosen, minka, busty dusty, jesse james, morgan leigh, kayla kleevage, Keisha evans and alena snow … they are unbelievable and just look incredible !

    What is the name of the video showing Daphne playing basketball ? I’d love to watch it all – just can’t get enough of cute little Daphne !

  2. Rod Peters says:

    I’ll take the ones from nadine Jansen, Melina Velba, Kristina Milan, Sammy Black, Ashley Sage Ellison any day in the week. Boobers uber alles!

  3. blattimer1 says:

    Daphne is absolutely bautiful, I love her big boobs and her awesome ass. She is one of my favorites.

  4. jdawg says:

    i have never cared for big fake boob jobs like the ones sported by daphne rosen, minka, busty dusty, jesse james, morgan leigh, kayla kleevage, etc…
    they look gross and outta place.
    prolly why the dude above’s eye’s are about to pop outta his head.
    give me big busty, juicy fat-n-full naturals tits any day. those are enough to give me breastnosis.
    them fake ones just don’t do it for me. i’m willing to bet alot of guys aren’t turned on by oversized fake tits either.

  5. Dino says:

    What a real knucklehead that cop. Moron.