Busty hitchhikers: Can you drive past a big pair?

February 9, 2010 by Elliot James
Isis Haze needs a lift.

Isis Haze needs a lift.

Here’s my question of the day. Suppose you were driving alone. It doesn’t matter where you’re going. You’re just driving and you are not in a hurry. It’s daytime. And you see a busty, good- looking hitchhiker by herself. She looks like a real hitchhiker and not a hitchhooker. It doesn’t look like anyone is hiding close-by. Would you pick her up? Or would you keep going? Would you pick her up to be a nice guy or would you pick her up to see if you could make a new friend? Me, I’d keep going. But if I was a professional driver, I would offer her a lift.

Do you stop or keep going?

Do you stop or keep going?

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9 responses to “Busty hitchhikers: Can you drive past a big pair?”

  1. Elliot James says:

    There are some states that would ban Kerry Marie from hitchhiking because she’d be a road hazard. Think of all those fender benders or worse she’d cause.

  2. Pablo says:

    This is a toughie, are we talking daytime or night time here? City or highway? Daytime yes, city yes, night time & city no. Kerry Marie holding a meat cleaver… Yes… I would take my chances. I love that Girl.

  3. I LOVE G'S says:

    I did not know that Sheri is Robs whife, that is cool. Yes she is good looking. So there are more hotties than on a normal day? That is good because we like hotties. You are welcome also, all the people know you rock and make the blog cool.

    • Dave says:

      About 18 years ago, I picked up a busty, blonde hitchhiker in Portland, Maine. She was drunk off her ass and started pushing her tits in my face almost as soon as she got into my car. She was not a hooker, just incredibly drunk. Definitely a Voluptuous girl, not SCORE. She ended up asking me to come back to her place, so I did. Well, I followed her up the stairs and was about halfway down the hallway to her apartment when I just turned around and ran back to my car, convinced that only bad things could happen once I got inside her apartment. And that was the last time I ever picked up a busty hitchhiker. But let’s face it: You don’t see a lot of hitchhikers these days.

  4. Matador says:

    Me? I pass her by. I’d take a good long look but I’d pass her by. There are just too many freaks and psychos out there. And Maria, I agree with I Love G’s — the hottie list has your name on it, too.

  5. Maria says:

    @ I LOVE G’s: Totally the WORST movie ever, but it was so visually gross/graphic that I couldn’t stop watching. Plus, Rob Zombie’s wife, Sheri Moon…she is kinda hot in that movie. And I plan on having an AWESOME day and believe me when I tell you…there are MANY hotties in the building today…ty for including me in that list. xoxo 😉

  6. I LOVE G'S says:

    Maria that is a horrible movie. I have watched it and wish I could have that time back. I do agree it is never good to pick up chicks on the side of the road. Have a great day at the office with all the hot chicks, yes that includes you also.

  7. Maria says:

    there’s this rob zombie movie, “House of a Thousand Corpses” and in it, the trouble all starts when these poor fools pick up a hot hitchhiker. I’ve learned a lot from horror movies.
    1) Never pick up a hot chick on the side of the road…nothing but trouble. 2) The bad guy is never really dead until you kill him twice. 3) don’t make out near Crystal Lake lol

  8. jdawg says:

    maybe 30yrs ago. in this day and age, i just dont trust anyone hitchhiking on the road. too many things to go wrong. half the time they are no where near as good looking as you portray in your example, they look dirty, & prolly smelly too. plus, they could be packing and then your ass ends up getting robbed, carjacked or worse.
    never pick up strangers, no matter how innocent they look. if they need help or look like they are in distress call your local law enforcement. let them handle it.