Busty hitchikers: a personal, oral (unfortunately, not too oral) history

September 18, 2011 by Dave
This is Chanel. Not the Chanel I picked up (but pretty close). The Chanel who's at SCORELAND.

This is Chanel. Not the Chanel I picked up (but pretty close). The Chanel who's at SCORELAND.

The great Kerry Marie gets ready for some back seat action.

The great Kerry Marie gets ready for some back seat action.

I have a story to tell. About 20 years ago, I was driving through downtown Portland, Maine after covering an American Hockey League game. I was headed back to my hotel when I spotted this hitchhiker who was literally standing in the middle of the road, thumb out…and tits just about out, too. Now, I’m not one to pick up hitchhikers–it’s too dangerous–but I am one to pick up busty hitchhikers. So I stopped, and she got in. Stumbled in, actually. This girl was bombed!

“Hi,” she said when she finally settled in. “My name is Chanel. Chanel with the big tits.”

I swear she said that.

Anyway, I asked her where she was going. She asked me where I was going. And, long story short, she eventually invited me back to her place.

I'm going to guess that Arianna Sinn doesn't have to wait long to get a ride.

I'm going to guess that Arianna Sinn doesn't have to wait long to get a ride.

Now, there was no mention of money, so I don’t think she was a hooker. I think she was just a drunk girl who wanted to fuck. Why me? Heck, it could’ve been the guy in the car behind me if I hadn’t stopped.

But I didn’t fuck her. We got back to her place, we both got out of the car, and as we headed toward her apartment, I kept having these visions of what might be waiting for me inside, an angry boyfriend with a gun, a vicious dog, or maybe some friends who would rob me and beat me up. I mean, for all I knew, she was setting up an ambush.

Isis Haze makes keeping your eyes on the road impossible.

Isis Haze makes keeping your eyes on the road impossible.

So, as she headed toward her door, I headed back down the stairs, into my car and back to my hotel.

Now, I could’ve taken a chance. A lot of guys would have. But by that time, I was so turned on by her big tits and her slutty attitude (and a few other things that had happened along the way) that I didn’t need to fuck her. And, ever since, I’ve had a thing for 1.) Hitchhikers; and 2.) Girls named Chanel.

Anyway, about two months after I arrived at SCORE in 2001, I was asked to help plan the On Location Key Largo shoot. And when we were trying to come up with scenarios for Kerry Marie, I was the one who came up with hitchhiker. Guess who I was thinking of?

So, busty hitchhikers…I love them. And even though you don’t see many hitchhikers these days, if I ever again see a girl like Chanel with her thumb out, I just might take that chance.

Meanwhile, Kerry Marie, Arianna and Isis will have to do.

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13 responses to “Busty hitchikers: a personal, oral (unfortunately, not too oral) history”

  1. winter1968 says:

    Dave’s story here kicks major ass…and c.a., man that sounds rough. The hot ass hitchhiker is definitely a fantasy of mine…not likely in real life. The image of Arianna Sinn is amazing and the Natalie Fiore hitchiker in the Naussau DVD is awesome. There have been many gorgeous shoots and clips around this fantasy and they are fantastic in my view!

  2. ha your right viggo……. well spotted…….

  3. viggo says:

    It’s funny Dave that the text for Kerry Maries picture says that she’s getting
    ready for some back seat action, when she clearly is in the front seat!
    Just sayin’ 🙂

  4. Pablo says:

    Sorry C.A. but that is freaking hilarious albeit a little gross… And Dave I think you probably did the right thing. Now would i pick up one up? Maybe, but i probably be so paranoid about the whole thing that i wouldnt enjoy it as much

  5. Elliot James says:

    Isis dances at Silk Exotic in Juneau, Wisconsin. She’s in January ’12 SCORE, on sale Nov.1.

  6. picking up new v-mag in morning,cant wait,,,,

  7. Dave, pics on p32 of leanne crow in oct2011 v-mag???? awesome or what????? go to pics for sure….

  8. maybe Dave, the fact that she was drunk off her ass doesnt help either, ive fucked girls before who have been wasted and they give a pretty sloppy performance…. had a girl throw up all over me once whilst i was eating her out,true story and it was fucking gross….

  9. you may have done the right thing Dave as it could have been a set up but it may also have been the ride of your life,well never know…… would i pick up a busty hitchhiker??? prob yes but you never can be to carefull…..

    • Dave says:

      C.A.: I think this might be one of those situations where the story is better than the reality ever could have been. I mean, she was drunk off her ass, on top of everything else. I actually thought about taking her back to my hotel, but I had to be back in New York the next afternoon and was worried that i’d never get her out of my hotel room.–Dave

  10. Barry28 says:

    Dave:What Happened to Isis Haze?

  11. Gronko says:

    did u also come up with the idea of Natalie Fiorie in Nassau hitching a ride
    in her solo DVD a while back too?

  12. Larry G. says:

    HEY dAVE,
    did this happen back in the 1980’s in Florida?
    Did this woman look a little like Elene Warnos?
    check out the dvd MONSTER,
    maybe we will all think twice.