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January 14, 2023 by Dave
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The great Hitomi.
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The great Minka.
I have a conundrum, and maybe you can help me solve it.
The voting for the 2022 SCORELAND Awards will begin shortly (our IT people are working on it now). There will be three categories: Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame. Members (and only members) get to vote. The conundrum is with the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
Elliot and I, along with the other editors, decided, thanks to your input, to place Minka on the Hall of Fame ballot even though she hasn’t retired. We figured she’s absolutely going to be a Hall of Famer one day, so why delay the inevitable just because of some arcane rule? So Minka is on the ballot. But there’s a problem…
Hitomi retired in 2022. She’s on the ballot, too. And for years, we’ve inducted only one girl per year.
Now, we could induct two girls this year. There’s no rule saying we can’t. And let’s not forget the many other worthy girls on the ballot, including Casey James, Kerry Marie and Cindy Cupps.
So, how should we handle this?
1. Continue to induct only one girl per year. All the others will have to wait their turn. That’s how it’s been for almost two decades.
2. Induct the top two (or three) vote-getters regardless of the percentage of votes they accrue.
3. Come up with some standard, such as any girl who gets more than 25% or 30% of the vote gets inducted. Maybe you can help us with the proper number if we do this.
Help me out!
October 8, 2022 by Dave
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Holly Garner and her racks.
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Slim ‘n’ super-stacked Katy Ann.
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Sha and her incredible body.
Elliot announced the other day that the new issue of SCORE (Vol. 31 No. 2) is now available in digital and print versions at eBoobStore.com. You can also buy the print version wherever you buy adult mags.
The big news coming out of that issue: Sha Rizel is the newest member of the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. A six-time main SCORE covergirl, Sha won out over a spectacular list of nominees, including Kerry Marie, Terry Nova, Casey James and Kelly Christiansen. Kerry Marie won the SCORELAND vote with 15.83% followed by Terry Nova at 14.05% and Sha at 9.36%, but Sha won the mag voting with 19.2% followed by Casey James at 16.3% and Kelly Christiansen at 13.4%. It all added up to a win for Sha. Congratulations!
Katy Ann won Model of the Year, making her only the second girl to win a SCORE award three times in a row. The other? Hitomi, which puts Katy in some very fine, exclusive company. Katy returns to SCORELAND this weekend with new photos and a video.
And to absolutely nobody’s surprise, Holly Garner won Newcomer of the Year, so she pulled off the SCORELAND/SCORE newbie double.
Congratulations to all of the girls. Although, you know, all SCORE Girls are winners in my book.
August 21, 2022 by Dave
Two-time Model of the Year Cheryl Blossom got the cover. Molly’s looking over her shoulder.
The new issue of Voluptuous (Vol. 29 No. 1), in which we announce the winners of Newcomer and Model of the Year, is on-sale now at eBoobStore.com in digital and print versions.
The big news in the issue is 18-year-old Molly Evans winning Newcomer of the Year, edging out SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year Holly Garner by a scant 0.3% of the vote. Honestly, I’m glad Molly won. It’s looking like Holly is going to win SCORE Newcomer of the Year, too, and it would have been a shame had Molly not been honored for her pretty face, youthful looks, big, beautiful floppers and hot posing. So congrats to Molly.
For the second consecutive year, Cheryl Blossom is Vmag‘s Model of the Year. As I wrote, repeating as Model of the Year puts Cheryl in a category with Sharday, Nicole Peters, Renee Ross, Joana Bliss and Vanessa Y., and if that’s not big-boob royalty, I don’t know what is.
The issue has new pictorials of Molly and Cheryl, the debuts of Katie Rose and Oksana, Joana Bliss XXX and much more. It also comes with 12 full-length XXX and solo videos you can stream on any device. I get the issues and videos for free now, but I wish we had this stuff when I was buying magazines.
August 6, 2022 by Dave
Mary’s in yellow, Molly’s in lilac.
In her first scene with another person, soon-to-be-crowned Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year Molly Evans gets wet and close with newcomer Mary Brown this weekend at XLGirls.com.
The amount of natural boob power in the photos and video of this scene have to be seen to be believed. Elliot writes, “They peel off their wet tops and reach out to explore and caress their massive tits with fingers and lips. Molly and Mary take turns sucking on their mouthwatering nipples. They rub their nipples together and share a kiss.”
What more can I say?
July 30, 2022 by Dave
Nice tits…I mean dress.
Today at SCORELAND, Elliot asks, “Can you even imagine the pandemonium Molly Evans would create if she wore this outfit in public?”
Well, yes, Elliot, I can. Cars would be crashing into each other. People would be walking into lamp posts. Women would be slapping their boyfriends/husbands across the face. Yes, pandemonium is a good word.
But maybe Molly has worn this dress in public. You see, even though she’s only 18 (her 19th birthday isn’t until November), she’s a naughty girl. In a lot of ways, she reminds me of Christy Marks, who I knew was going to do hardcore the moment I met her. Will Molly go all the way? I don’t know. Seriously, I have no idea. NONE. Please do not read between the letters N, O, N and E.
Today is the last day to vote in the Voluptuous magazine Newcomer of the Year contest. Right now, it’s looking like a two-way race between Molly and Holly Garner. I’d call that a win-win situation.
So? What do you think of Molly?
June 20, 2022 by Dave
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Cheryl can’t believe she won again.
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Holly licked the competition.
When we opened the voting for 2021 SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year, we had little doubt the contest would turn into a two-way race between Holly Garner and Molly Evans. Well, as a newspaper columnist I once knew wrote about a big horse race, “As expected, there were no surprises.” But who won?
For several weeks, Holly and Molly went tit-to-tit (figuratively, of course; I can’t wait for the day if/when they do it literally), but when all the votes were counted, Holly took home the crown, receiving 35.16% of the votes to Molly’s 30.12%. Joslyn James and Barbie Nicole finished third and fourth.
Going in, we wondered if Cheryl Blossom would repeat as Model of the Year. Well, it wasn’t really close. Cheryl, who is about as spectacular as any girl has ever been at playing with her own big, natural tits, won with 20.23% of the vote, followed by Ricki Raxxx and Jenni Noble.
This marked the second year in a row the SCORELAND Awards have been separate from the SCORE and Voluptuous magazine awards. The pandemic was the reason in 2020. This time, we just thought it made sense. However, the Big-Boob Hall of Fame is still a combined SCORELAND/SCORE affair, so we won’t know the identity of the new inductee until SCORE readers’ votes are counted. However, I can tell you that Kerry Marie, Terry Nova, Sha Rizel and Casey James, in that order, received the majority of the votes from SCORELAND members.
Thanks to the thousands of members who voted, and congratulations to Holly and Cheryl, both deserving winners, IMO.
March 26, 2022 by Dave
She coulda been a math teacher.
Elliot asked Holly Garner, who returns to SCORELAND today, “If you had not become a model, what do you think you would be doing now?”
And Holly said, “I have a diploma as a teacher of mathematics, physics and computer science. But I liked math the most, so maybe I would teach kids math.”
Could you imagine Holly as a math teacher? She’d never have to worry about her students paying attention. They’d be all eyes…on her tits, of course. I can’t speak for their ears.
Holly, who’s one-two with Molly Evans for SCORELAND Newcomer of the Year, doesn’t take a bad picture, but I especially love this one. Talk about boob overflow! She could use this photo to teach her students how to compute the area of a super-stacked natural’s breasts. And there’ll be a test tomorrow.
March 19, 2022 by Dave
Molly and Holly are up for #1.
Molly Evans, who is 18 years old and has JJ-cup naturals, returns to SCORELAND today. At the current rate, Molly is going to finish either first or second for 2021 Newcomer of the Year. I can say that with relative certainty because she and Holly Garner have racked up two-thirds of the total votes.
Anyway, the photo I chose for this posting…I know what you’re thinking. “Dave, you idiot, why did you pick a photo in which we can’t see her tits?”
I have a reason. When I saw this photo, I remembered a girl who worked at a mall kiosk near TSG headquarters in Miami. She was young and stacked and always wore low-cut tops. But on this day, I walked over to the kiosk to check out the goods, and, yes, she was wearing a low-cut top. But when she walked over to see if I needed help, she had her ponytail draped over a shoulder, and it was positioned right over her cleavage line. I couldn’t see anything! I felt like saying to her, “Miss, would you mind moving your ponytail so I can see your tits?”
Here, I feel like saying, “Molly, would you mind pulling that strappy thing aside so I can see your tits?” Of course, the good thing about Molly is that a photo or two later, she’s showing everything.
New Molly photos and video today at SCORELAND. Enjoy.
February 5, 2022 by Dave
All of Cheryl.
There’s a reason you rarely see a big-boobed girl’s feet in our photos and videos. Anatomically speaking, the feet are pretty far from the boobs, so if you want to focus on her boobs, it’s difficult to focus on her feet, too. There are nice exceptions, however, such as the pretzel pose and this shot of Cheryl Blossom, taken from above while she takes a selfie. In our photo, we get to see her entire body. In the selfie she’s taking, she’s probably going to see only her boobs and face. I’d love to see that selfie.
Cheryl returns to SCORELAND today with new photos and a video. The 2020 SCORELAND Model of the Year (and one of the three vote-getters so far for the 2021 award) looks spectacular from head to toe.
January 20, 2022 by Dave
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2020 Newcomer of the Year Stassi Rossi
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2020 Model of the Year Cheryl Blossom
In 2020, Stassi Rossi won Newcomer of the Year, Cheryl Blossom won Model of the Year and Valory Irene was voted into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
Who will be the 2021 honorees? That’s up to you. The voting booths are now open in the members area of SCORELAND (you must be a member to vote).
Like last time, SCORELAND will have its own Model and Newcomer of the Year. The Hall of Fame voting will be combined with the SCORE mag voting.
Vote early, vote once. We’ll keep the voting open until the end of February.
FYI, to be eligible, a girl had to debut or have a posting during the 2021 calendar year.
Who are you voting for?
