Kelly Christiansen and Karen Fisher surround SCORE editor Dave, who's actually trying to disguise the fact that he's looking at their boobs.
Ah, there we go:
Kelly and Karen, without deer-in-headlights guy.
You’re probably wondering what 2010 newcomer Kelly and SCORE Girl-since-2001 Karen Fisher were doing in our studio together. Based on what I know, you should be wondering that. I could tell you that a “Built Like a Brick Shithouse” Convention was taking place in Miami, but that would be a lie. Actually, it was taking place in The SCORE Studio. And, yes, the last three days have been a lot of fun, thank you. More details to come, and believe me, it’ll be worth sticking around.
Just below these words, there’s a Blog video of Kelly Christiansen and Angelina Castro, and I could tell you all about it, but you’d be better off clicking that sideways triangle (also known as an arrow) and finding out for yourself. I will tell you that Angelina and Kelly are two of the stars of the new hardcore DVD SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored, available now at eBoobStore.com, and that both girls can also be seen fucking inside SCORELAND. And I’m not going to tell you anything else because all my mind is registering right now is “Holy shit!”
I love standing next to a great, NEW pair o'jugs. It's almost magical, hence the shit-eating grin on my face.
My favorite part of my job? When I tell a pretty lady to take her clothes off…AND SHE DOES!
We dicuss a lot of deep things when we sit down with new models. Here, I am asking Elaina to talk to me about her tits. Hey! That's VERY Important.
Okay, so yesterday we introduced you to Elaina Gregory, a five-foot-tall stunner with a pretty smile and pretty impressive breasts. Well, those breasts are so impressive that they cause CAR ACCIDENTS! That’s right…people crash because they can’t focus on the road when staring at Elaina’s pretty titties. That’s the story Elaina told us when we caught up with her on day two of her first trip to SCORELAND. Not only is this cutie stacked and built for pleasure but she is also a real sweetie. She chatted with me about modeling and about her tits (which we all know are my favorite things to talk about with the hotties I bump into in our studios!), and I will admit that the whole time she was talking to me, I was staring at her hoo-has. I know…she has EYES, but who could NOT LOOK at her glorious orbs of fun?
(You’d have to be blind not to stare.)
Elaina loved every second of hanging out at SCORELAND. She said she loved getting dolled up and that everyone was nice to her. (Well, ’round these parts, everyone is nice to ANYONE with tits as NICE as hers! We are, after all, TIT LOVERS!) You can catch more of Elaina (including the part where she takes her bra OFF!) at SCOREVideos.com and XLGirls.com, but for now, enjoy this candid moment with a woman who is sure to make waves with big-tit lovers everywhere. If I haven’t told you guys that my job is awesome, allow me to rub it in your faces now. lol Long live SCORELAND!
Oh, did we fail to mention that we have some new tits for you? 🙂
Gentlemen, feel free to send a warm and stiff cock salute to Elaina Gregory, a five-foot-tall brunette cutie from Arizona whose breasts will WOW! you.
(She is five-feet-tall and her tits ARE HUGE!)
Elaina told us that photography is her favorite hobby and she likes to wear crotchless panties…which is always a WIN! in our book.
We caught up with Elaina in the SCORELAND dressing room and found out some interesting things about this 27-year-old newcomer.
For starters, she really enjoyed posing for our photographers. And this hottie was, once upon a time, a soldier in the army. (We’d like to do some hand-to-hand combat with her…knowhaddamean?)
Look out for some more getting-to-know-you videos from this newcomer. Elaina’s first video goes lives on SCOREVideos.com today! On Tuesday and Wednesday, her first photo shoot and second video goes live on XLGirls.com. If you’re in the SCORELAND Loyalty program, you probably have a pass to those sites.
Mellie D. as Dorothy kind of makes me wanna go somewhere over her rainbow.
Just hanging out at my desk. Boop Boop Be Doop Boop!
Suckers are for sucking! Halloween candy is the greatest!
Ah, Halloween. Probably my favorite holiday of all time. Why? Well, there’s candy, for one. (I love candy!) And then there is the best part about the scariest of holidays…THE SLUTS! Come on, you know what I am talking about. Halloween is the only time of the year that a chick can dress like a complete slut, parade around the streets and everyone is okay with it. Each year, the would-be sluts and actual sluts and everyone in-between come out in droves, dressed, or rather, undressed to the nines and it’s glorious! In every city, in every town you have gaggles of Sexy Cops, Sexy Nurses, Sexy Bumblebees and Sexy Snow Whites. All it takes is a pair of fishnets and a tiny dress and any nice girl can be a Sexy “Insert Noun Here” and unleash all of her sexuality on the unsuspecting public. It’s the BEST!
Crystal Gunns is a golden goddess to many of us SCORELANDers.
Now, that said, here at SCORELAND, it’s kind of Halloween all year round. Why? Well, not because we dress up every day (Although we did at SCORE headquarters and this year I was Betty Boop!), but because the busty babes dress up all the time and we get to see them act our their slutty fantasies. (And that is NEVER a bad thing.) Over the years, we have had all sorts of beauties dressed up in fantasy costumes, like Crystal Gunns in her Buxotica SP119 Greek goddesss shoot. And then there is one of my personal faves, Mellie D. as a sexy Dorothy from the August 2007 V-mag.
Oh, Cherry! You should dress up as a nurse every day of the year!
But if you ask me, and you should because I am somewhat of a big-tit scholar, one of the greatest costumed cuties of all time is redhead bomber, Cherry Brady. When she donned this nurses outfit for her appearance in the September 2007 issue of V-mag, well, a star was born. (So were about 3,203,949,494 boners, I am sure.) Cherry is fucking hot. I use the word FUCKING followed by the word HOT because there is no other way to describe her sizzle. It’s my opinion that she should dress up as a nurse all the time. She should fondle people and say things like, “Turn your head and cough,” and, “It will only hurt for a second.” In fact, I think that after I eat some more candy, I may have to call Cherry up and tell her that I need some sort of sponge bath to take care of my sticky, um, fingers. lol
So, my advice is let’s make it Halloween every day. Fellas, tell your ladies to dress up in a sexy outfit. Role play in the bedroom. Use candy if you must. Why? Because there is nothing like living out your fantasies, one costume at a time.
Valory Irene was spotted by a SCORE Guy just like you, a man who always scans his immediate area for good looking, busty babes. His boob radar went on red alert when he noticed the perfect body of Valory. He could have just checked out Valory like the average man would have, then rolled up his tongue and watched her continue on her way. But no. He changed the course of history, and our lives and your lives, when he introduced himself, asked Valory if she’s ever thought of modeling and talked about SCORE. She was interested. He contacted BeASCOREModel.com, and we made immediate plans to photograph 42-27-38 Valory and then signed her to a lucrative contract also.
Valory Irene: Wet Dream is her first DVD out, packed with videos of the 34FF-cup delight, a quiet hottie with an incredible body that does all the talking. There are lingerie and bikini shows, tight T-shirts, a combination interview, strip and measuring scene, tons of T&A play and loads of candid and behind-the-scenes videos. If you love underwater photography and floating boobs, something we love, too, you’re covered. You’ll be breastnotized by this rookie. She took to the camera like a kitten to cream. Visit the eBoobStore, read the full description and watch the trailer, then score your copy today.
Gorgeous Angel Eyes debuted in our November ’95 issue. She became a popular star on the strip club circuit and could be on the road dancing up to 46 weeks a year. Angel did very little photo and video modeling. She sailed on Boob Cruise ’98, the biggest cruise of the five voyages. A rare video for SCORE Xtra 2 (later re-edited into the DVD, SCORE Classics) drove guys crazy as Angel stripped, oiled, fucked her pussy with a huge vibrator and put a butt plug in her ass. Her last formal pictorial was a pairing with Lovette in June 2000. In October ’01, Alyssa Alps devoted her entire column “On The Road” to hanging out Angel who was getting into real estate. She retired not long afterwards and became a successful businesswoman.
Bre was never a benchwarmer on our team.
Last seen in November ’03 SCORE. Georgia hottie Bre was a 19 year-old college co-ed when she started posing, eventually appearing in a total of ten pictorials for SCORE, Voluptuous and SCORELAND. She also chatted about herself in a video interview. “The thing is, I’m open to just about anything,” Bre said. “I like to have fun in bed. I like my body and I want men to enjoy it. I like my boobs and I want men to enjoy them, whether they’re just looking or playing with them. That’s one of the reasons I decided to pose.” She is a true girl-next-door. Today, Bre works in sales.
Kitchens were never dull with Ariana around.
Ariana‘s Afghani heritage gifted her with a doe-eyed, sultry look that melted guys in her line of sight into puddles of goo. After sailing on Boob Cruise 2K in May ’00, exotic dancer Ariana went to a Mexican resort in August ’00 for the SCORELAND special On Location Puerto Vallarta. “She flirts a lot with her eyes and uses a lot of eye contact,” said her SCORE photographer. “She was doing this at the hotel in Mexico and practically had the male employees drooling.” Ariana’s first appearance in SCORE was the cover of July 2000, dressed as a belly dancer. Ariana also did a very hot girl-girl with Adina for the video Busty Auditions but never boffed any guys on camera like Adina did. The guys who sailed on Boob Cruise 2000 with Ariana still avidly talk, and ask, about her. Ariana, who lives in LA, never modeled for anyone after us.
Adina beached it on exotic islands with the Boob Cruisers.
The very sexy Adina appeared in four issues (July ’00. Holiday ’00, May ’01 and June ’01) and the DVD Boobs Ahoy! Boob Cruise 2000. She also boffed the cableguy in the Best of SCORE Xtra, her only XXX DVD. Originally a web-cam girl, Adina never posed for any other big-boob mags or video companies. “I found SCORE on the Internet, and it took me two weeks to think it over,” Adina told us in 2000. Adina was a dental tech student at the time of her SCORE debut. We remember her bringing her textbooks on the Boob Cruise clippership but how much studying she got done, we couldn’t tell ya. Adina quit modeling a couple of years after the Boob Cruise and didn’t pursue her dentisty studies but opted for a regular job in the nine-to-five world.
Lacey Legends could probably bench you.
A bodybuilding champion, roller-skating champion, erotic boxer-wrestler and exotic dancer, Lacey Legend’s association with SCORE began in the Nov. ’92 issue in a girl-girl with Deena Duos (who made her covergirl comeback in July ’07). Always in fantastic shape, Lacey returned to SCORE at the age of 51 to pose for Sept. ’99 and later for April ’00 and August ’01. Not interested in hardcore action, Lacey appeared in the DVDs The Greatest Big-Bust Video Ever and Busty Dildo Lovers 1. Lacey left the scene in 2004, closing her website and trading in her lap dancin’ heels for a new career as a businesswoman. She gave a great lap dance so that was a sad day, for us anyway. “The look I like is both healthy and athletic,” Lacey said. “It’s fun acquiring and holding that look. However, you have to want that type of look. Some women want to carry it further than just toning their bodies. I was one of them.”
On this day, October 14, Arianna Sinn celebrates her birthday. This is a great day for breast lovers around the world. Arianna has it all and she’s not selfish about sharing it. Another great day was the day Arianna decided to show everything for the camera. She could have been just another girl who got a regular job after graduation in some business office, someone that no one would have ever known about. It was her destiny to become a supermodel. We knew it when we reviewed the “Boob Quest” special on SCORELAND. Now that she’s doing it all on BustyArianna.com, she’s making an even bigger impact. I predict that Romania will erect a statue in her honor.
“Everybody in my family wonders why I have such big breasts,” Arianna said in November ’10 SCORE. “I do not know, but I am happy that I have them. I love them! It was very surprising because I started developing before all the other girls in school, and I developed very fast. The boys liked it, of course.”
It’s not well known but one of Arianna’s ancestors also changed the course of history. Her name was Arianna too. In the 19th century, Romania did not exist as a single nation. It was a region of different areas called Moldavia, Wallachia and Transylvania with one thing in common: most of the women carried really big jugs. One day, a dude named Prince Cuza wound up at Arianna’s inn when he stopped to water his horse. He learned that Arianna was knowledgeable about the area and its people. Arianna suggested that the Prince unify Wallachia and Moldavia into a single nation-state, Romania. The Prince thought this was a brilliant idea and so Romania came to be in the year 1859, thanks to Arianna the First.
Happy Birthday, Arianna. You have strengthened American-Romanian relations.
On this day, October 13, Christy Marks celebrates her birthday. The world can keep its Paris Hiltons and its Lady Gagas. I’m good with Christy.
I remember the night I got the phone call at my desk. The date was Thursday, February 22, 2007. The call was from a guy I’d never talked to before. But he knew us. He was a SCORE reader. He said he could put us in touch with an 18-year-old girl with huge boobs who he thought was perfect for SCORE. We talked for a while, and I asked him to email me. The next day, I forwarded his email to the studio. The rest you know. Sometimes the magic works. Sometimes it doesn’t. This time, it worked.
Christy made the average teen look like an ironing board.
Since then, Christy has starred in 13 DVDs, 33 magazines, the website ChristyMarks.com and many pictorials and vids on SCORELAND. She was SCORE Newcomer of the Year, SCORE Model of the Year, Voluptuous Model of the Year and SCORELAND Model of the Decade. (She and Karina Hart pretty much dominated the world in 2008.) With a schedule like that, Christy just didn’t have the time to solve America’s economic and health care mess, but I think she could have if it was on her to-do list.
Christy’s not shy about sex or about talking about sex very candidly and realistically, which makes an interview with her fun and exciting. Like this sound-bite from 2009: “I like fucking and playing with myself at the same time. I don’t do it all the time because some guys get really self-conscious like, ‘Am I not doing my job right? This chick is playing with herself.’ And I have to be like, ‘Yeah, you’re doing it right, keep going!’ And I like to dirty talk during sex, too. That gets me hot. But I don’t talk a lot because most guys are not into that. Most guys are really traditional where I am from.”
One of the things that I love about SCORELAND is that on any given day, you can pretty much run amok all over the site and find a bunch of different things to do. I mean, there IS over 15 years of awesome content to look through. That’s a helluva lotta boobs, tits, slits, clits…well, you get the picture. You could spank for weeks. Hell, you could strangle your salami for MONTHS to all the busties there are to see in SCORELAND. But there is so much more on SCORELAND that isn’t JUST for your dick. (Because we care about your mind, too.) In fact, if you head to the SCORE Galleries section (like I did today) you will note that there are over 75 different galleries featuring all sorts of entertaining things for you to do!
For one thing, not a lot of people know that we have a bunch of fun downloads featuring your favorite naked models, but yes, we do. If you are a man who knows when to hold them and knows when to fold them, you can go to the SCORE CASINO to play SCORELAND Poker. You can go to the SCORE GAMES gallery and solve SCORE Puzzles, like this one of Sharday! You can play NAME THAT MODEL and the SCORE MEMORY GAME.
If you like games, but find yourself to be more of an observer and not a player, you can watch SCORE models compete mano-a-mano and tit-to-tit like Africa and Cassity in the Big Tit Challenge.
And if you are an intellectual and enjoy reading, you can read great articles, stories and see candids and bloopers in the FICTION, ARTICLES and HUMOR gallery. There are also tons of great interviews and even model chat archives featuring chats with models of yesteryear like Alyssa Alps. (And who doesn’t like Alyssa Alps, eh? Hubba, Hubba.)
All in all, there are hours of fun to be had in the SCORELAND Galleries. With the long winter months ahead of us (Well, actually ahead of you because here at SCORE Headquarters in Miami, the weather is always sunny with a chance of tits!), you could use a little something to help brighten the hours cramped up indoors, right?
And did I mention that all the articles and games in the galleries feature awesome shots of your favorite stacked models?
Just a few of the ways that SCORELAND makes sure that you get your dose of MANtertainment.
