When Diane Poppos returned to these Happy Halls of Hooters last spring, Maria ran a contest in November ’11 Voluptuous to give away a magazine signed by Diane. This envelope contained one of the entries.
An entry for Diane Poppos' autographed magazine giveaway.
This gentleman really wanted that rare souvenir badly!
I admired his motivation and interest. He could have just addressed the envelope.
When SCORE magazine had a Summer Sinn bra giveaway in the May ’08 edition, Belgian reader D.L. mailed a large envelope containing a huge, accordion-style fold-out that spelled I WANT TO WIN SUMMER SINN’S BRA, with one letter per page and below the letter, a photo of Summer wearing her ultra-rare, custom-made bra. This is one long sheet of paper!
D.L.'s 23-page Summer Sinn bra giveaway entry.
D.L. didn’t win, but I still have his memorable entry. (I save all bra entries from every bra contest. This one’s never been topped.)
D.L. is still a SCORELAND member, for which we thank him.
The folks from the post office always bring something interesting in their mail bags from interesting people.
April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.
A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.
My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.
How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?
Simple.
Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.
This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?
Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.
When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.
And I will throw in a free calculator.
Does anyone have a problem with this?
Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.
Violet packs her bra with 46 inches worth of 38G-cups. And she likes anal. She went right for it in her first guy-girl scene.
Someone wrote that Violet looked like a more zaftig version of Dana Delaney from the TV show Body of Proof. I see that also.
Violet has a job that fascinates me. She works in an adult store.
Now and then we get a model who’s employed in that occupation. Marilyn Scott and Allysa Andrews come to mind right away, and Sienna Hills owns her own store in Little Rock, Arkansas. “We sell equal amounts of XL Girls, V-mag, and SCORE magazines when we have the most-recent issues,” Violet kindly told me. I liked that she used the name V-mag. Mostly guys work in adult stores, so when a female does the selling, and she’s attractive, I see hope for the retail field in this on-line age. And when we keep finding models like Violet, I appreciate that they’re busty and proud.
Newbie at XLGirls.com: Violet Addams
Today at SCORELAND, the Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling wraps up the greasy, slippery, huge-titted, big show. With all due respect to The Rock and his pals, I’d rather see B.L.O.W.
This is newcomer Goldie Ray. From the looks and sound of things, she loves nothing more than hard cock.
Yesterday afternoon, I received this email from Elliot James (don’t ask why he needs to send me emails when he sits two desks away from me):
Dave,
You gotta see this girl fuck in her first video. Scene goes up tomorrow.
I’ve rarely seen or heard someone as wild as this and dirty talking on SCORELAND. She gets right into it.
I put it into the SCORE folder. Look for Goldie Ray.
So I did. And Elliot’s right: The girl is a wild fucking nymph, and she has an absolutely filthy mouth when she’s getting fucked.
Which is funny because when I met her in the studio, she seemed so quiet, classy and demure. She smiled and said, “Nice to meet you.” She shook my hand. Very pleasant. Pretty. Great skin, too.
Hey, you know what they say: woman in the boardroom, whore in the bedroom.
Want to know more about Goldie Ray? Ask and I shall tell. But first, check her out at SCORELAND. Me? I’ve gotta see about a girl.
Today, I am going to tackle what may be one of the causes of boob shame.
Boob prejudice.
Breast bigotry.
Cleavage discrimination.
On this day, I am going to rant and rail against what we at SCORE have called “boob prejudice” in society.
It can lead to girls wearing clothes and bras that minimize their chests, something that sucks big time.
Street creeps making filthy comments to busty girls walking past them might be the most obvious and blatant example of boob prejudice, but it’s not as insidious as:
Employers declining to hire women because they have large breasts, thinking that the bustier the woman, the dumber or more incompetent she is.
School teachers treating busty students poorly, thinking that for every rise in bra-cup number, the IQ number is lower.
Classmates bullying or making fun of a well-endowed classmate.
Busty politicians being criticized…no wait, skip that. There are no busty politicians. Why? Because boob-bigots won’t vote them into office!
Do U.S. companies show boob prejudice against busty job applicants?
Instead of going on and spewing my dissatisfaction like this, I’m going to publish some excerpts from our interviews so the models themselves can recount the big-boob prejudice they have encountered.
Tatiana Blair: “I never had any trouble with the boys. It was the girls who were very mean to me.”
Melonie Max: “I was teased. A lot. It was rough while I was growing up. The girls hated me. But all the boys liked me. And I was always the new girl in town because my step dad was in the military, so I moved around a lot. So, I was always new and all the girls hated me and all the boys liked me.”
Autumn-Jade: “I thought I was a freak of nature. I had these really big boobs and I didn’t know what to do with them. Not like now. They called me names like watermelon patch or jugs. I would just look at them and laugh at them. I wouldn’t let them know that they hurt my feelings.”
Autumn had a ball.
Brianna Costello: “When I’m at the car wash, people just stop and stare, and I really think that when they’re looking at me, they’re having judgmental thoughts about my big boobs. A lot of them aren’t looking at my boobs because they like big tits, although I know a lot of the men do. They’re looking at me because they’re thinking things like, ‘Oh, she has no class,’ or, ‘She’s not a proper Southern lady,’ whatever that is. So I’ve come up with naming them boob-prejudiced people.”
Joy Juggs: “All of the girls’ boyfriends looked at my boobs, and they all wanted to talk to me, and the other girls didn’t like that too much. They all thought I was trashy and slutty and slept around a lot just because I had big boobs. At that time, I was actually still a virgin.”
Bre: “One time, we were at this pep rally and all these guys were saying, ‘You stuff your bra! You stuff it with toilet paper!’ I lifted up my shirt and I said, ‘Yeah, that’s right. I stuff it with my titties.’ I got in trouble and got suspended. I was always getting in trouble in school. That’s why I had to home school. I would always get sent to in-school suspension for wearing little skirts and little tops. I hated school because I always got into trouble for no reason, just because of what I wore.”
There’s a lot more of this on-file, but I’m starting to boil over with anger and rage re-reading it. So let’s move on to some happier recollections because I can’t handle any more personal recounts of boob prejudice.
Michelle May can hold her own against bullies.
Michelle May: “I got a lot of smiles and winks from a lot of the guys. I wouldn’t say that I was hated on because I went to school in California and everyone showed a lot of skin. I mean, it is commonplace for people to walk around half-naked in California. I would say that I was the flavor of the week for maybe a week and then people got over it. I got the nickname Shelly Big Boobs and Tits McGee. It was all in good fun. No one ever went out of their way to be nasty to me.”
Kaytee Carter: “If a guy comes up to me and says, ‘You have big tits,’ I’ll say, ‘You’re a fucking genius.’ And I make fun of him. If a guy comes up to me and says, ‘You have ginormous tits,’ I’ll make fun of him, but I’m not mad at him.”
Carrie Ashton: “A lot of the guys would say stuff about them, but I think it was more, um, perverted than malicious. They wanted to touch them or talk about them. All of the girls pretty much left me alone.”
Joy Juggs: “The guys all treated me very well. Anything I wanted, they would get for me. If I needed my pencils sharpened, they would sharpen them for me. If I forgot to do my homework, they would do it for me. That all started quick when I got into high school. I think I caused a lot of problems with guys and girls. Not on purpose, mind you.”
Jasmine Shiraz: “I got away with murder. I could do just about anything and I wouldn’t get in trouble with the male teachers. I remember throwing something at one of my teachers, and I didn’t get in trouble at all.”
Boob prejudice must be stamped out in our time. Instead of spending more money on another war in the Middle East, our tax money should be allocated to public education and awareness to eliminate this form of social discrimination.
Around the turn of the century (the 20th century, not the 19th century), an editor at SCORE coined the question, “Where have all the good girl-girls gone?”
That editor has moved on to another career, but it’s still a relevant question.
We still ask it.
In a poll running at SCORELAND. we asked, “Should we shoot more girl-girl scenes?” We also said that if anyone had any names in mind, they should email Scorecard@Scoregroup.com. So far, the results are running in favor of more girl-girls: 43% say yes, 35% say no and a whopping 22% are indifferent about it. (I never get that neutral stance about topics like this. Either you like it or you don’t.) There has been one suggestion via email that I’ll publish in “Scorecard.”
Tawny Peaks and Colt 45. Thems were the days.
The big time for busty girl-on-girl stuff was during the early-to-mid ’90s. Chloe, Linsey, SaRenna, Angelique, Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Tawny Peaks, Danni Ashe…they were the champions of girl-girl action. Because of newsstand restrictions, the girl-girls in the magazines were simulated. Nipple sucking was fine, but tongues and toys could only hover a inch away from pussies. It was the same kind of simulation with the boy-girls. On video, it was a different story, so tongues, cocks and strap-ons could go all out, or in this case, all in.
Minka, Plenty and Kayla in Mega-Boob Olympics
I always felt big-bust girl-girls were more prevalent then because most of the girls didn’t want to do scenes with guys, so this was a substitute to get some kind of sex in rather than because a percentage of guys were turned on by seeing two or more girls going at it with tits, tongues and toys.
During the late ’90s and early ’00s, Brittany Love, Dawn Stone, Tanya Danielle, Nikki Diamond, Ariana, Adina, Julia Miles and Deanna Baldwin were doing most of the girly flings. Brittany in particular became the go-to girl for Sapphic action at SCORE. She locked lips with Haley Hills, Dawn Stone, Deanna Baldwin and Mary Carey.
Brittany Love meets Dawn Stone. They both went on Boob Cruise 2000.
My personal favorites in the ’00s were the Autumn-Jade and Sierra scene, Kerry Marie and Cassandra, the Cindy Cupps and Crystal Gunns pairing, the Cindy Cupps and Summer Sinn fling and the Cherry Brady, Angela White and Brandy Talore chick flicks.
Who’s been hot for the clit and the slit at different times at SCORELAND? Angela White, Cherry Brady, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson, Rebecca Love, Destiny Rose, Kaytee Carter, Arianna Sinn, Summer Sinn, Daphne Rosen, Maggie Green, Holly Halston, Eva Notty and her friend Sarah Satori, Christy Marks and Renee Ross. Alexia Moore and Danielle Derek: Now those two were in a lipstick-lesbian league of their own.
Sierra shoots Autumn. One thing leads to another
Most of the newer girls–Leanne Crow, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Karla James, Micky Bells, Sophie Mae, Taylor Steele, Merilyn Sakova and Valory Irene among them–prefer to fly solo. I guess that’s how trends cycle. Maybe that’s the way it should be. If a girl’s not into other girls, it’s not going to work on-camera, either.
Newcomer Sheridan Love is really into pussy, proven by her recent encounter with Charlee Chase. I think it’s the only girl-girl we did at SCORELAND in 2011, not counting threesomes with a guy. Who would Sheridan bump boobs well with in the future if she does another girl-girl?
We haven’t released a girl-girl DVD since Busty Snatch Club. Is it worth making another one with a new cast?
Girl-girls: a thing of the past? Or due for a revival? Bring them back? Keep them in the closet?
According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the largest group of people wearing tank tops was 3,500 on October 2, 2010 for the annual “Deni Play On The Plains Festival” in Deniliquin, NSW, Australia.
We’ve never come close to that record for SCORE Girls wearing tanks, but if quality beats quantity, I present as evidence this photo of Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Taylor Steele and Arianna Sinn from On Location Grand Bahama. There’s a world tank top record for something here. I feel it in my bone.
Tanks for the mammaries, girls.
The current world’s record for wearing the most T-shirts at once currently belongs to a gentleman from Colombo, Sri Lanka who wore 257 T-shirts on December 22, 2011. He looked like the Incredible Hulk. But even that doesn’t come close to the number of forward inches achieved by the upper-body projection of a SCORE Girl wearing just one tank top. I submit these photographs as further evidence of my claim.
Tahnee Taylor is a 47-year-old MILF with DD-cup naturals
About halfway through my video interview with busty divorcee Tahnee Taylor, our videographer Jose tapped me on the shoulder and whispered, “Ask her about anal.” So I did. And first, she blushed. And then, she smiled.
“I love it,” Tahnee said. “I didn’t always love it, but I do now.”
The fascinating part is how Tahnee discovered she loved anal: by accident.
Huh?
“One night, my guy stuck his cock in the wrong hole by mistake,” she explained. “And it turned out to be the right hole.”
Okay, I’m not buying that. A guy does not accidentally stick his cock in a woman’s ass…at least I don’t think he does. Unless it was very dark, although why would anyone want to have sex with Tahnee in the dark? Unless, of course, she wanted to have sex with him in the dark, which reminds me of an old joke. Something about how the guy tells his girlfriend she’s beautiful, why does she want to have sex with the lights off, her body is gorgeous, she has nothing to be ashamed of. And she says to him, “That’s so funny! You thought I didn’t want you to see me?”
It's no accident: Tahnee is getting ass-fucked at SCOREVideos.com
Anyway, back to Tahnee, whose accidental discovery of anal turned out to be the sexual turning point of her life. I was just looking at the photos of Tahnee’s anal scene that goes up today at SCOREVideos.com, and although she clearly enjoys sucking cock and getting her pussy fucked, her facial expressions change dramatically when the stud sticks his cock in her ass. She’s transformed into a state of wantonness (wantonity?) and pleasure that sends the message, “I love having my ass fucked.”
“It’s like I open up when there’s a cock in my ass,” she told me.
I have never seen a woman enjoy anal sex as much as Tahnee does.
“Oh, yeah, I love fucking that cock with my ass!” Tahnee moans as Al drills her butthole and her big tits jiggle.
And about those tits: They’re DD-cup naturals (although they look bigger), which means there’s something in this scene for everyone: MILF. Divorcee. Blonde. Big tits. Anal sex.
By the way, my interview with Tahnee goes live at 40SomethingMag.com on April 9, which means first you get to see her fuck, then you get to find out all about her. Don’t you wish it was always that way?
It’s here. 20 years in the making. The June 2012 SCORE is now hot off the printing press. Celebrating two decades of bringing big boobs to the world. Get your copy today at your favorite store, or get it direct from eBoobStore.com.
It’s also available in a digital version for reading on tablets.
I like new tech, but it’s only a means to an end, and that end is the love of big tits.
LA Bust was the covergirl of the first issue, June 1992
Veteran subscriber Delmo writes “Scorecard”:
“Twenty years already? Time flies when you’re having fun perusing the best big-boob mag on the market. I remember buying the second issue on the stands in 1992 and was hooked. Here was a newcomer to the big-boob scene that could compete with, and beat, Gent, D-Cup, Hustler’s Busty Beauties, etc.! Being a completist, I quickly tracked down the first issue, and, with the help of subscribing a number of years ago, I have the whole run of SCORE to date. I even have a handful of the short-lived UK version, TEASE. Congratulations on reaching this impressive milestone, and may you have 20 more years. I know I’ll still be buying.”
I would like to take this opportunity to use the SCORELAND Blog for my own, personal purposes. Today, I am going to yell at Elliot and Maria. Ready? Here goes:
ELLIOT! MARIA! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT MOLLY HOWARD?
There are times when I’m so busy keeping track of the SCORE Girls for the magazine and the mature women for 40SomethingMag.com, 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com (and the exciting new big-tit website that’s coming very soon) that I don’t notice who’s in the studio on non-SCORE Girl, non-MILF days. And I admit: When a fresh, new, big set of tits is in the building, my boob radar should go off immediately. But in this case, I’m not to blame. You see, Molly was in our studio during the first week of January, and I was off during the first week of January. SO IT’S NOT MY FAULT!
So, here’s what should have happened. On the Monday I got back, Elliot or Maria (LISTEN UP!) should have said, “Dave, you have to check out the photos of the new 20-YEAR-OLD, SHORT ‘N’ STACKED, DDD-CUP NATURAL who was in last week.”
But that didn’t happen, so when Molly’s first solo (then boy-girl) photos went up at XLGirls.com, it was news to me. Good news, but news nonetheless. And today, there’s more Molly going up at XLGirls.com, and as Albert Einstein, noted genius and boob lover, would have said upon seeing her cleavage, HOLY SHIT!
Molly is from Central Florida. She measures 48-31-35. She used to be a cheerleader (the thought of her bouncing up and down is mindboggling), and as she proved to Maria in an interview on XLGirls.com, she’s very flexible.
She has braces, too. Braces and big tits. A rare combination. So rare that you’d think Elliot or Maria or both would have told me about her. But they didn’t. I had to find her for myself. Good thing for them, I’m very forgiving.
