Categories for Behind the Scenes

Busty pillow fighting: the only genuine kind of pillow fight

October 27, 2011 by Elliot James
Pillow fighting. World's greatest sport.

Pillow fighting. World's greatest sport.

Did you know that on April 2, 2011, there were huge pillow fights around the earth? “International Pillow Fight Day” has been held every year since 2008. From Taipei, Taiwan to Pisa, Italy; from Birmingham, Alabama to Hamburg, Germany, flash mobs gather every year to whack each other with pillows in an outdoor location.

The world record for the most-massive pillow fight is 3,706 people, documented by Guinness. It was held as a charity event in 2008 in Minehead, Somerset, England.

There’s even an all-female Pillow Fight League that’s been operating out of Toronto, Ontario since 2007. This is a lot rougher and tougher than your average pillow fight, although biting and hair-pulling and putting a brick in the pillow are violations of the official rules.

Unfortunately, the origin of the first pillow fight, and who invented this art form, is lost in the mists of time. My attempt at local libraries and colleges to uncover who was responsible for the world’s first pillow fight was generally answered by “Huh?” and “Stop calling.”

So while we cannot celebrate the creators of the pillow fight on postage stamps and in music and TV, we can enjoy the fruits of their labor. I’m not interested in those massive, public pillow fights. The only true pillow fight must be conducted on a bed among young, busty women in skimpy lingerie, and they need to bounce up and down a lot. And giggle a lot. Extra points are awarded for exposed nipples or tits that spill out. It’s also within the boundaries of true pillow fighting for the participants to masturbate side-by-side with vibrators in a post-pillow fight cool down, Christy Marks and Angela White did this a few years ago at SCORELAND.

Any other kind of pillow fighting is bogus and an affront to the spirit of bonafide pillow fighting. Be that as it may, I still support International Pillow Fight Day.

Pillow fighters like Catt Green and Beverly Paige. Angela White and Christy Marks. Now they’re genuine pillow fighters!

Big-tit lookalikes

October 26, 2011 by Maria

Tammy looks like Gwen Stefani, but better because Tammy has big tits.

Tammy looks like Gwen Stefani, but better because Tammy has big tits.

I love tits. I love women. I love women with big tits.

They make me happy. 🙂

But not all women come equipped with large funbags.

Tammy from SCORE March '01 is a big-tit look-alike.

Tammy from SCORE March '01 is a big-tit look-alike.

That makes me sad. 🙁

So, sometimes I like to cruise around SCORELAND and check out all the big-titted doppelgangers. Yep, women who look like women who could use bigger knockers.

(Not to be confused with big-titted women who look like big-titted women, like when people were saying that I look like Kelly Shibari.)

For example, I happen to think that Tammy from SCORE March ’01 looks like Gwen Stefani, if Gwen had bigger tits. (It’s a shame that she doesn’t.)

I am sure that there are plenty of you tit lovers out there who, like me, are drawn to certain models because they represent the better, bigger-boobed version of someone famous.

Share your lookalikes with me!

I would love to hear your thoughts.

xoxo, Maria

Stephanie Stalls and the art of big-tit, wet-pussy lap dancing…with extras!

October 17, 2011 by Elliot James

She hasn’t scored at SCORELAND since the SCOREtv Holiday Edition, SCOREtv Uncut and Uncensored and her hot, boy-girl anal video. Be here tomorrow when Stephanie Stalls unholsters her 40″, 34F pistols with magnum force and talks about dancing and stripping in nightclubs around the country. Stephanie shows exactly what she does and then some. Want to know what goes on in those VIP rooms? Miss Stalls gives you big scoops of Southern sweatermeat and tells you where to find her.

Some of Stephanie’s chat reminded me of a story Dave and I did for the October ’08 SCORE, ‘The Uncensored Guide to Lap Dancing.”

It’s an all new SCORELAND video and a ringside ticket to a private lap dance with huge tits and a wet pussy in your face.

SCORE Girls make the best swimsuit models

October 13, 2011 by Elliot James
Brittany and her mono-kini.

Brittany and her monokini.

Charley Green: no one-piece suits for her.

Charley Green: no one-piece suits for her.

Leanne Crow's suit requires careful study.

Leanne Crow's suit requires careful study.

Lana and Valory: bikini super-stars.

Lana and Valory: bikini superstars.

Submitted as evidence to prove this statement, I present exhibits A, B. C and D, now showing this week at SCORELAND.

Whether they’re wearing a bikini, a monokini, a microkini or a string bikini, SCORE Girls fill out their suits like no one else. They have added so much to  the science of bikinis, also called bikiniology.

Brittany O’Neil does justice to her monokini. Charley Green goes for the traditional bikini. Leanne Crow’s little scanty is more difficult to categorize, but it’s a miracle of engineering considering Leanne’s superstructure. And Lana Ivans and Valory Irene join forces to wear extreme bikinis with much tinier bottoms than any other bottom shown here. I can’t even imagine all five of them together on a public beach. They would need lifeguards encircling them.

All of these pictorials are from the October ’11 SCORE magazine. The August edition has become the traditional swimsuit issue every year, but this month is swimsuit-packed, too.

I live in a beach state, and let me tell you, I almost never see super-stacked girls built like this on the beach. And if I do, they are not wearing ultra-sexy swimsuits like this. SCORE models really are a rare breed. What makes them even more rare is that SCORE Girls, depending on the girl, 1) go topless 2) go bottomless 3) show pink 4) play with toys 5) have sex with other girls 6) have sex with guys. For our enjoyment. If that’s not generosity, I don’t know what is. I never take them for granted.

Here’s an interesting factoid from a SCORELAND member poll:

When watching a busty girl on the beach, what do you most want to see her do?
Rub lotion on herself:  43%
Play Frisbee or volleyball:  24%

Stretch:  15%
Just lie on her back:  13%
Go for a swim:  5%

Rubbing suntan goo was No. 1 by a big margin. Surprisingly, bouncing boobs in bikini tops (my choice) was a distant second. Fact is, you’re less likely to see girls playing ball on the beach while everyone creams up for sun protection. Girls also worry about popping out. That’s going to happen if they’re in teeny string bikinis. At least I hope so.

Minka and Vince Lombardi: “The Connection” & Other SCORELAND Factoids

October 10, 2011 by Elliot James
Speak softly and carry big tits and a big tennis racquet.

Speak softly and carry big tits and a big tennis racquet.

Vince Lombardi, the legendary coach of the Green Bay Packers, was famous for his philosophy and quotes. How does Minka, a legend in her own area of life, stack up next to Vince in the philosophy department?

Let’s compare.

Minka: “I want to be the best. When I play tennis, I want to be the top. I don’t care who you are, I want to kick your ass, and when I got big tits, I wanted to be on top.”

Lombardi: “You never win a game unless you beat the guy in front of you.”

Minka: “Anything I do, I want to be No. 1.”

Lombardi: “There’s only one way to succeed in anything, and that is to give it everything.”

Minka: “They say, ‘Amazing! How can she carry that much big tits and run around the tennis court in hot weather, 100 degrees?’ I beat them by using my brain. I make them crazy.”

Lombardi: “Winning is not everything–but making the effort to win is.”

Minka: “When I was at the national games in tennis, the other girls were saying, ‘You are a porn star. How can you play tennis?’ I said, ‘Don’t worry. I’ll kick your ass!'”

Lombardi: “The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.”

Minka: “Every woman has a pussy, but they don’t have these tits.”

Lombardi: “Inches make champions.”

So how does Minka stack up next to Vince Lombardi?

Pretty good, we’d say.

On an unrelated, yet, similarly stacked note, exactly 10 years ago today at SCORELAND: Cindy Cupps visited the SCORE Building!

Cindy tries out the bouncy sofa in the SCORE lobby.

Cindy tries out the bouncy sofa in the SCORE lobby.

Rhymes with T&A

October 8, 2011 by Elliot James
Sophie has it all.

Sophie has it all.

And that would be Sophie Mae, the beautiful, blonde Czech with an incredible bod and 34F-cups that just won’t quit. Great smile, bright, wide doe-eyes. Sexy ass, legs and feet.

This pictorial from the October ’11 SCORE, which is beginning its run at SCORELAND, appears today.

Sophie has done quite a few pictorials that have turned me into a glassy-eyed idiot since that first road trip our staff made to Prague in the Spring of 2009. I don’t know if this is my favorite Sophie photo shoot, but it’s close to being the one. There’s something about her in this. I can’t explain it. Some things are not always understood, and maybe it’s better that way. Seeing her and Romania’s Arianna Sinn eat a banana in a scene from Big-Boob Finishing School in the July ’11 Voluptuous was an uplifting experience, too.

If you’ve seen Sophie’s candid videos on the Blog and in SCORELAND‘s “Behind The Scenes Theater,” you’ve seen her charm, intelligence and personality in action. Her English is very good, too. I love her voice. I’m sorry she doesn’t live in America.

I think Sophie’s underrated. She needs more praise and recognition.

Oddly enough, Sophie says the guys back home in the Czech Republic are not the ones giving her the eye when they pass by her in public. It’s the women, who shoot her mean, nasty looks. Boob prejudice in the Czech Republic. I never would have guessed it.

Candid Boob Camera

October 1, 2011 by Elliot James

In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”

Check out the just-released Fall DVD catalog in PDF.

Today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, Destiny Rose goes hardcore for the first time!

September 30, 2011 by Dave
Destiny gets ready to ride!

Destiny gets ready to ride!

In the DVD More To Fuck, pretty, voluptuous Destiny Rose from Ohio ate Kaytee Carter’s pussy while her co-stars fucked real cock. Why? Because she wasn’t ready to take the hardcore plunge, and we’re not going to make a girl do something she doesn’t want to do. Besides, it was nice to have a hot, juicy lezzie scene in the flick.

But, as the 1970s rock band Orleans sang, “Love takes time. ” Yours and mine. In this case, it took about a year and a half for Destiny to give us a call and say, “I’m ready!”

So, Destiny pulled on her cowgirl gear, complete with hat and boots, and rode one of our best cocksmen. And soon, you’ll know the real meaning of “cowgirl style.”

By the way, Destiny looks spectacular, even better than before. She’s a bit plumper, and all of the weight went to the right places, especially her boobs. And her butt. She’s really the perfect V-Girl in every way, plus she’s young and pretty.

Anyway, enjoy. Destiny did.

I want to shop where this new XLGirls model works

September 28, 2011 by Elliot James
Meet the newest XLGirls hottie tomorrow!

Meet the newest XLGirls hottie October 6!

I’ve got to applaud the studio reps once again. They have found another winner for XLGirls.com. This pretty, 21-year-old rookie will be debuting October 6th and 7th in her first pictorial and video. The adventurous type, she packs 38H cups and even toys her cookie and butthole with two gadgets at the same time.

Impressive because before this trip to XLGirls, she’s only taken pictures of herself at home.

Right from the snap, I was very impressed because in the opener of the video “Freshgirl,” she tells our lenscrafter Jose that she works in an adult store next to a strip club. As soon as I heard her say that, she had me.

“People ask me why I’m not in the back instead of working in the front,” our new arrival says. Easy to understand why they ask her that with tits like she has. I’m sure she’s good for business in the store instead of being hidden in a dark club.

What are the odds of walking into any adult product shop and seeing someone who looks like this behind the counter? Trust me, the odds are bad. I know.

If I owned an adult store, I’d only hire employees like this. So sue me for job discrimination.

Pop-up quiz: There was another girl who was working as a clerk in an adult store when she became an XLGirls model a couple of years ago. What’s her name?

Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?

This day in birthdays!

Bozena born Sept. 28.

Bozena born Sept. 28.

Cathy Barry born Sept. 28.

Cathy Barry born Sept. 28.