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The week in busty birthdays

October 26, 2010 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Maxi Mounds (October 25) also wrote the book “The Maxi Mounds Guide To The World Of Exotic Dancing.”
Karen Fisher (October 26) sexed it up in the movies SCORE Sexplosion and Big Tit Tune-Up.
Alexis Silver (October 27) was the evil queen in the movie Mamazons.
Ruth Tyler (October 28) was dubbed the “Handjob Queen of England” by a tabloid newspaper back in the ’90s.
Reyna Mae (October 29) is one of the co-stars of K-JUGS.
Deena Duos (October 29) first appeared in November ’92 SCORE in a desert duo with Lacey Legends.
Kiko Lee (October 29) said in an interview that former baseball great Pete Rose hit a home run with her, proving he can still hold the wood.
Happy birthday, ladies.
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Happy Birthday, Arianna Sinn

October 14, 2010 by Elliot James 20 Comments
Arianna birthday: should be a national holiday in Romania.

Arianna birthday: should be a national holiday in Romania.

On this day, October 14, Arianna Sinn celebrates her birthday. This is a great day for breast lovers around the world. Arianna has it all and she’s not selfish about sharing it. Another great day was the day Arianna decided to show everything for the camera. She could have been just another girl who got a regular job after graduation in some business office, someone that no one would have ever known about. It was her destiny to become a supermodel. We knew it when we reviewed the “Boob Quest” special on SCORELAND. Now that she’s doing it all on BustyArianna.com, she’s making an even bigger impact. I predict that Romania will erect a statue in her honor.

“Everybody in my family wonders why I have such big breasts,” Arianna said in November ’10 SCORE. “I do not know, but I am happy that I have them. I love them! It was very surprising because I started developing before all the other girls in school, and I developed very fast. The boys liked it, of course.”

 

It’s not well known but one of Arianna’s ancestors also changed the course of history. Her name was Arianna too. In the 19th century, Romania did not exist as a single nation. It was a region of different areas called Moldavia, Wallachia and Transylvania with one thing in common: most of the women carried really big jugs. One day, a dude named Prince Cuza wound up at Arianna’s inn when he stopped to water his horse. He learned that Arianna was knowledgeable about the area and its people. Arianna suggested that the Prince unify Wallachia and Moldavia into a single nation-state, Romania. The Prince thought this was a brilliant idea and so Romania came to be in the year 1859, thanks to Arianna the First.

Happy Birthday, Arianna. You have strengthened American-Romanian relations.

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Happy Birthday, Christy Marks!

October 13, 2010 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Christy: 22 years-young today.

Christy: 22 years-young today.

On this day, October 13, Christy Marks celebrates her birthday. The world can keep its Paris Hiltons and its Lady Gagas. I’m good with Christy.

I remember the night I got the phone call at my desk. The date was Thursday, February 22, 2007. The call was from a guy I’d never talked to before. But he knew us. He was a SCORE reader. He said he could put us in touch with an 18-year-old girl with huge boobs who he thought was perfect for SCORE. We talked for a while, and I asked him to email me. The next day, I forwarded his email to the studio. The rest you know. Sometimes the magic works. Sometimes it doesn’t. This time, it worked.

Christy made the average teen look like an ironing board.

Christy made the average teen look like an ironing board.

Since then, Christy has starred in 13 DVDs, 33 magazines, the website ChristyMarks.com and many pictorials and vids on SCORELAND. She was SCORE Newcomer of the Year, SCORE Model of the Year, Voluptuous Model of the Year and SCORELAND Model of the Decade. (She and Karina Hart pretty much dominated the world in 2008.) With a schedule like that, Christy just didn’t have the time to solve America’s economic and health care mess, but I think she could have if it was on her to-do list.

Christy’s not shy about sex or about talking about sex very candidly and realistically, which makes an interview with her fun and exciting. Like this sound-bite from 2009:  “I like fucking and playing with myself at the same time. I don’t do it all the time because some guys get really self-conscious like, ‘Am I not doing my job right? This chick is playing with herself.’ And I have to be like, ‘Yeah, you’re doing it right, keep going!’ And I like to dirty talk during sex, too. That gets me hot. But I don’t talk a lot because most guys are not into that. Most guys are really traditional where I am from.”

Happy Birthday, Christy Marks

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Happy Birthday, Autumn-Jade

October 5, 2010 by Elliot James 6 Comments
Autumn Jade started modeling in 1998.

Autumn Jade started modeling in 1998.

I remember the very first day Autumn-Jade visited the SCORE Studio in Miami. There was a high-energy vibe in the building. Autumn had never modeled in Miami. All of her videos and pictorials had been shot in London, England. The Alabama girl had been invited on the Boob Cruise, but for some reason or another, she couldn’t attend. I was always depressed about that. Then Autumn dropped out of sight until we located her again (it took several weeks of cold-calling) and invited her to model again. At the time, Autumn was house dancing at the Platinum Place in Memphis, Tennessee. Luckily, she returned our message.

To me, Autumn will always be one of the 20 greatest naturals. I’ve always loved the poses she could get into and her easygoing Southern charm and accent.

Autumn made a fine sperm-bank nurse.

Autumn made a fine sperm-bank nurse.

“I worked in a chicken plant,” Autumn once told us. “A girlfriend of mine at the time told me that I could make money just by dancing in a bikini. We both went to the club in Huntsville, Alabama and auditioned, and they said we could both work. I quit my job the next week. Then I went from bikini to t-backs to topless, then I went to nude.”

That lousy chicken factory’s loss was the world’s gain. Autumn has since retired from modeling, but maybe one day she’ll get that urge again. Happy birthday, Autumn Jade.

And while we’re quoting models, here are the answers to yesterday’s Blog mystery quotes:

Christy Marks: “I mean, I’ve always known that a lot of guys out there like big boobs, but there’s something about the way SCORE treats them with respect, almost worships them, that I really like.”

Colt 45: “I’m not too conceited. I don’t own any gold or diamonds. I spend all of my money on my family trying to help them out. I’m more of a giver than a receiver. It makes me feel better about myself.”

Renee Ross: “I love to please men. I mean, I don’t mind being pleased, but for me, it is all about their pleasure.”

Maggie Green: “There was a guy who wanted to fly me to Egypt and buy me this giant ring. He sent pictures of himself and all these love letters I couldn’t understand because they were half in Egyptian, half in broken English, but they were kinda sweet.”

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Showing the love

October 1, 2010 by Elliot James 9 Comments
You could hibernate for the winter in there.

You could hibernate for the winter in there.

Ivy Darmon

Ivy Darmon

Think it's that vitamin-rich Czech beer? Could be.

Think it's that vitamin-rich Czech beer? Could be.

Some girls don’t get enough praise. I have three right here who deserve a hunka burning love.

Jennifer Vokova and Ivy Darmon: a couple of cleavage-carrying Czech curvettes. I don’t know how long they plan to model, but I hope they stick around for a while.

Britain's Cathy tasted Super Maxi.

Britain's Cathy tasted Super Maxi.

Born to bare it.

Born to bare it.

Tatiana Blair, a homegrown California cutie. (If we ever wanted to do a Snookie take-off, Tatiana gets my vote to play her.) So show the love. Appreciate them while you have ’em. Because your encouragement gives a model positive energy. It doesn’t cost anything, just a couple of minutes of finger time.

I have some birthday shout-outs this week. Women who understand what a man and his prostate needs. Cynthia Flowers and Persia Monir were born on Sept. 27.  Cathy Barry and Bozena were born on Sept. 28. LaTina and Lovely Libra were born on Sept. 29. Jada Deville was born on Sept. 30. Natalie Fiore on October 2. Veronica Vaughn’s birthday is Oct. 3. Happy birthday, ladies. keep it up.

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Happy Birthday, Kaytee Carter

September 22, 2010 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Happy Birthday, Kaytee Carter

Happy Birthday, Kaytee Carter

A SCORELAND debut, the covergirl of May ’10 SCORE and the hostess of the DVD More To Fuck (with a very hot girl-girl with sexy Destiny Rose), plus that XXX set with her buddy in the September ’10 SCORE. It’s been a pretty good year so far for Kaytee Carter, and there are still a few months before 2011. What will Kaytee do next?

It’s amazing that before SCORE, Kaytee had never modeled. She never posed for a nude photo, not even for a boyfriend in private. Never danced. Never went to a nude beach or naturist resort. “I’ve never gotten naked like this for anyone!” Kaytee said. “It’s something I haven’t tried. It’s new, it’s exciting. I get a thrill out of trying new things. And I feel very comfortable here.” And she came out with both guns blazing the first time.

Happy birthday, Kaytee, from your friends at SCORE.

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B is for busty birthdays

September 14, 2010 by Elliot James 3 Comments
Linsey Ward has been modeling since 2000 but she’s done it irregularly, which is why you don’t see tons of photos and videos of her.
Jezhabelle still lives in Florida, eats at the Golden Corral buffet in Fort Lauderdale and sunbathes nude at Haulover Beach in Miami.
Joy Juggs stopped modeling, got hitched and dropped the Juggs surname. (I kinda like the sound of “Mrs. Juggs.”)
Carolyn Monroe was a big name in European hardcore in the ’90s and got into big-bust videos when she returned to the States.
Babbett Amore later removed the “Amore” name and added “Bodacious.” Born in Texas, she lives in Virginia and danced mostly in the southeastern states during her striptease career.
One of the greatest busty naturals in men’s mag history, Chloe Vevrier needs no introduction to most SCORE and Voluptuous guys.
Christal Rose’s pastimes are shopping, going to the beach, clubbing with girlfriends, taking care of her little dogs and more shopping…like most women under 30.
You can find Candace Von attending most of the major adult conventions in Los Angeles or New York. Happy birthday, ladies.
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Tits their Birthday. They bring the cakes.

September 7, 2010 by Elliot James 4 Comments
Danielle Derek born Sept. 7.

Danielle Derek born Sept. 7.

Minka born Sept. 7.
Minka born Sept. 7.
Annette Christianson born Sept. 7.
Annette Christianson born Sept. 7.
Delotta Brown born Sept. 7.
Delotta Brown born Sept. 7.

Danielle Derek: “I’m a dancer. Being flexible is a job requirement. I can do splits and I can do things with my legs.”

Minka: “I remember in Hawaii, when I was working at a club, I was with Tawny Peaks. We were walking down the street, and we were wearing tiny bikinis, and a guy was driving a moped. And he hit into a pole and got knocked out!”

Annette Christianson: “My favorite time modeling was in Portugal. Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie and other girls were there. We all stayed in the same house. It was like a holiday.”

Delotta Brown: “I’m double-jointed in the hips. I can roll back and I can straddle. It’s very helpful when I’m fucking.”

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Birthday cakes this week

September 2, 2010 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Cassitty and Africa once teamed up for a special event at SCORELAND, tackling one guy and putting him through a balls-draining workout.

Gwen Sanders was discovered in Nevada by one of our photographers. “I thought I met all kinds in Las Vegas, but you guys…all you think about are big tits,” Gwen said. Right that.

Tasha Adams was discovered in Houston by Kayla Kleevage in 1998.

Karina Hart, an art student, told us, “To a man, a sexy photo is of a woman with her breasts hanging out and her legs spread, and maybe she is pleasuring herself. To a woman, it is much more the idea of something than seeing it right in front of you.”

Sable Holiday lives on a farm in quiet North Carolina. Her mega-boobed SCORE cover debut was September ’97.

Busty Becky (December ’02 V-Mag) changed her name early on to Angelica Raven. “I love the Caribbean. I’m definitely an island girl. In spite of my fair skin, I’m a total beach-bunny,” fair-skinned Angelica said.

Happy birthday, ladies.

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Born to be bare

August 18, 2010 by Elliot James 9 Comments
Sienna Hills born August 18.

Sienna Hills born August 18.

Kayla Quinn born August 18.

Kayla Quinn born August 18.

Traci Burr born August 19.

Traci Burr born August 19.

Aileen Ghettman born August 20.

Aileen Ghettman born August 20.

Penny Porsche born August 21.

Penny Porsche born August 21.

Here’s Sienna Hills at work in her 12th Street News Stand in Little Rock, Arkansas.

Anal-lover Kayla Cam (Kayla Quinn) rode the baloney pony in SCORE Xtra 9.

Veiny-boobed Traci Burr retired from modeling in ’97 and lives in Los Angeles.

Aileen Ghettman described in detail how she gives prostate massages in her Holiday ’09 SCORE interview.

Penny Porsche has one of the biggest clitties in the SCORELAND Model Directory.

Desirae debuted in a special Holiday pictorial on December 25, 2000.

Happy birthday, Ladies.

Desirae born August 21.
Desirae born August 21.
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