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Why Wednesday is called Hump Day. Blame it on Noelle Easton at SCORELAND.

December 4, 2013 by Elliot James

Noelle said she was very shy at first. But now...

The first time you saw slim 32DDD-cup hottie Noelle Easton at SCORELAND trying on bikinis and lingerie, she was 18 years old.

Then when you saw Noelle get fucked in a coed-teacher hardcore lesson in October, she was still 18.

Noelle’s already had more sex in front of a camera than everyday, regular sex.

“Way more porn sex,” says Noelle. “I didn’t realize how much I loved sex until I got into porn. I was like, ‘Woo hoo! This is fun!’ I really like to show off. I like to be in front of the camera.”

Guess what?

Noelle’s still 18 in her second SCORE XXX match-up, “Boinking The Big Boobed Bikini Girl,” now playing!

After all, it’s Hump Day.

Noelle will turn 19 on December 17.

It’s never too early to say Happy Birthday.

 

Jessica Roberts is the SCORE Sweater Girl of the week

October 13, 2013 by Elliot James

Nice sweater, Jessica Roberts!

“Scorecard” and “V-Mail” get letters and emails regularly about busty girls in tight sweaters.

For years, some of the correspondents, like T.N., have written extensively to the letter columns and the Blog about big tits in sweaters.

Tomorrow at SCORELAND, Jessica Roberts of Chicago is the latest to don a tight sweater, her tits thrusting out farther than the tail fins of a 1959 Cadillac DeVille.

Who says the mid-west is all flat? Of course, this is not true. Jessica has proven it.

A guy could develop a couple of shiners after getting hit by those pointers.

Jessica eventually loses her sweater plus her bra, jeggings and panties to have a pounding hot time in bed.

So, sweater lovers, enjoy sweating it to the boobies while it lasts!

Plus a special Jessica bonus video will also be posted.

And happy birthday to sweater girl Christy Marks, born today, October 13!

Happy Birthday, Christy.

Lily Madison becomes a citizen of SCORELAND tomorrow

September 25, 2013 by Elliot James

Only 22-years-old, Lily Madison knows that the UK is the land of naturally big-boobed girls. And she is one of them.

“People kept telling me to apply to SCORE so I finally decided to try it and now here I am,” Lily says.

This is Lily’s first time showing her spectacular tan-lined tits for any magazine or website. Lily’s boobs measure 34G. She has very large areolae that she measures on-camera and their diameter comes to five inches. That’s big.

Lily crushed a soda can between her cans on-camera. Dave saved it for posterity.

After she got home, Lily sent the staff a vegan cake as a gift. Now that’s British hospitality.

Roll the video.

And happy birthday, Rockell, born September 25.

Today is Rockell's birthday. Give thanks!

 

Would they wear these outfits to the store?

August 22, 2013 by Elliot James

In a recent photo set at SCORELAND, Felicia Clover wore this eye-popping little number.  Would she wear it going to the mall?

Maggie Green would probably not wear this around town, even if she was out of her town and in another town, like Miami.

Sirale in the Czech Republic is pretty low-key, I’m told, so running around in a tube top may not be her thing.

Now Jessi Rhodes would probably leave the house dressed like this although I’m just guessing.

Harmony White lives in Miami and this cleavage-rounding number fits right into the dress code here. No problem getting past the bouncers at a club.

Morgan Page’s exposed bra with a top reminded me of the Seinfeld episode The Caddy about a girl who wore her bra like it was a top. (Madonna started that short-lived fad in the late ’80’s.) Morgan would definitely have no problem hailing a taxi.

Happy birthday to Destiny Rose, born August 22!

They say it’s their birthdays

August 2, 2013 by Elliot James

 

Happy birthday, Diane.

 

A big birthday shout-out to Diane Poppos and Panther, both August 2. Kandi Kobain and Carmen Hayes on August 3. They have made dreams come true for many. May their own dreams come true too.

Happy Birthday, Panther.

Happy Birthday, Kandi.

Happy birthday, Carmen.

Happy 4th of July from Melissa Manning and SCORELAND

July 4, 2013 by Elliot James

As soon as I saw the pictures from Melissa Manning’s photo set, I knew that they were going to be printed and mounted in countless barracks, garages, man-caves, gyms and other male citadels.

Who better to lead the 4th of July celebration at SCORE than Melissa? I’m sure the Army, Marines, Air Force, Coast Guard and National Guard won’t mind the Navy cap.

How Melissa’s bikini straps didn’t snap under the stress of her all-American breasts is a miracle of fabric engineering. See the 55 image set at SCORELAND.

Happy July 4th, America.

Melissa sets off the fireworks.

Happy Canada Day. This is why Canadians are so happy.

July 1, 2013 by Elliot James

July 1 is Canada Day, so to celebrate the national holiday and birthday (1867) of our friends to the north, we party it up with several Canknockers of the present and the past. Pass that beer, eh?

Lily Valentine.

Taylor Steele.

Platinum Peaks.

Tiffany Towers.

 

Nikki Smith in “Love Your Pie”

May 23, 2013 by Elliot James

Dinner is served.

Now at XLGirls.com: the very hot and randy Nikki Smith in a freshly baked scene loaded with horny goodness.

Who would not love Nikki Smith’s pie? It looks so nutritious.  So tasty and tempting.

Nikki is all-dolled up in her Suzie Homemaker outfit. Not for long, though.

What is best in life? To have a stacked babe like Nikki Smith at home baking her heart out and providing nutritious food to keep up your strength in the sack. Not too much to ask, in my opinion.

She’s eager to please and she knows that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Nikki also knows that the way to a man’s cock is through his fly. It must run in the family or something. (Her mom Barbi Banks posed for 40Something mag!)

Behold this cuming attraction clip.

 

And happy birthday to Isis Haze (May 23).

It's the birthday of Wisconsin dancer Isis Haze.

 

A busty stripper turned me into a zombie

May 9, 2013 by Elliot James

Yesterday’s Blog by Dave brought back many happy memories of sitting stage-side in strip clubs with glazed eyes and heightened expectations of who was going to take it off next.

And those expectations were the only I had. Never go to a strip club thinking you’re going to “get lucky” or meet a future girlfriend. Just take it for what it offers: a parade of naked, dancing tits and ass inches from your face and a fun way to hang out for a couple of hours.

Yes, I was a zombie and a happy one. Dancers turned me into a zombie and I enjoyed every second.

I’m no longer a strip club zombie. I’ve stopped going to strip clubs because it’s impossible to find big-boobed dancers anymore in South Florida.  In fact, the last one I actually saw was now-retired Cindy Cupps at the Booby Trap in Pompano Beach.

However, if you know of any, we want to know, so contact us at model@scoregroup.com or visit SCOREModelsWanted.com.

And now for a special dance by Daphne Rosen.

And happy birthday to:

Susie Wilden May 9

Toni Evans May 10

Nikki Smith May 10