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The champions of nipple self-sucking

April 21, 2013 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Gya's an acrobatic self-sucker. She could probably self-suck upside down.

Seeing Sara Rae’s new videos and enjoying her self-sucking talents reminded me of this recent “Scorecard” letter from a new guy named K.F. Most people like to explore the girls at SCORELAND or XLGirls on their own. K.F. cut to the chase with this question.

“I just saw Gya Roberts for the first time and holy shit. Wow, she loves sucking her boobs. And she loves talking about her pussy. Awesome. So I’ve obviously missed a few really bad girls. I don’t suppose…check that…I bet you know exactly which girls love sucking their own boobs. Could you tell me who they are?”

So I gave K.F. a few names of the great nipple suckers. There have been many.

There’s Cassitty, Africa and Cherry Brady. There’s Carmen Hayes, Autumn-Jade and Brandy Talore.

Samantha Kay is forgotten today. She was active in 2004 and 2005. Samantha could, and probably still does, self-suckle with the best of them.

Samantha Kay had a Merit Badge in hands-free sucking.

It’s not an easy thing to do. Many can lift ’em and lick ’em, but getting the nipple in the mouth and sucking requires very pliable, very large boobs and advanced skills.

Hands-free self-sucking. Now we’re getting into the 10th Dan Black Belt levels of self-sucking.

Gya has one of those belts. I can picture her sitting on a mat in a temple in the mountains, meditating with one or more nipples in her mouth.

Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Christy Marks and Merilyn Sakova can easily lick and flick their nips, but seeing them in full-on, deep-suction self-sucking is rare.

A subcategory of self-sucking is self-sucking during sex. But that topic’s for another Blog.

Happy Birthday Kayla Kleevage (April 20th).




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Birthdays, babes & boobs

March 4, 2013 by Elliot James 5 Comments
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Give yourself the gift of Gya

January 7, 2013 by Elliot James 15 Comments

Tits and suds.

I enjoy Gya Roberts’ happy-go-lucky personality and her direct, girl-next-door nature. When I look at her photos or videos, I can almost see the energy coiled up inside her. She has that lust for life that the camera picks up. It’s like she can’t wait to take her clothes off and start swinging her tits like bell clappers. I can picture her running naked in a green field on sunny days. In slow motion, like in a shampoo commercial.

Doing a sweater justice.

I’d love to see a shower video of Gya. But she’s so hot-looking, she’d turn the water into steam and fog up the lens.

I’m also very impressed by Gya’s very pliable boobs. Many models can’t self-suck their own nipples. Gya is a virtual gold medalist at that.

“If they ignore my breasts when we are fucking, it is like they are ignoring me,” Gya said. “That is not good. I need a lot of attention paid to my breasts. I like it when a man sucks on my breasts when I am riding him. I have a fetish for sucking my nipples, actually. It began when I started masturbating on cam. I would touch my breasts and one day, I realized that my nipples were very sensitive. So, since they were so big, I started licking my nipples while I touched myself and I found that I could cum faster when I did that, so I began sucking them while I masturbated and now it is one of my biggest fetishes. I love having my nipples sucked on for hours! It feels very good. If there is no one to do it for me, I will suck on them myself.”

Without nipples, tits would be pointless.

Gya has videos in four DVD collections:

Full Figured Foxes 2

Montego Babes

Ready For Stuffing

The Greatest Big Bust DVD Ever Volume 3

Check out the trailers at

Eager to lose every stitch.

This week in birthdays: Europe Dichan (Jan. 5), Chantz Fortune (Jan. 6), Rukhsana (Jan. 6), Sofia Staks (Jan . 7), Miss Skarlett K (Jan. 7) and Maserati (Jan. 8 )






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Babes, boobs and beer

December 8, 2012 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Terry Nova would spill less if she drank with her eyes open.

I’ve blogged about beer before.

I like a beer-drinking woman, especially when she’s hoisting one over bare cleavage mounds.

What is it with the spilling?

I think babes and beer is an unbeatable combo.

Did you know:

Canadian scientists claim that more than 43% of women drink beer weekly.

Women drink 25% of the beer in America.

Many brewers in ancient times were women. By the 1700s, many European brewers were women.

Women are more attracted to specialty beers than the major brands.

Ninkasi is the name of the Sumerian Goddess of beer in ancient times. She gave the world the secret of beer brewing.

The Zulu Goddess of beer is named Mbaba Mwana Waresa.

In Slavic and Baltic mythology, Raugutiene was known as the Goddess of beer.

Gya not only drinks beer, she lines up her next one.

The Great Yorkshire Brewery in the UK brews a black lager called Yasigi named after the African Goddess of beer, “known for her love of partying and extremely large breasts.”

Kaiser Wilhelm II allegedly wrote, “Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world.” (History proves that didn’t work out too well for him.)

It would be the greatest day of your life if Renee showed up at your table like this.

St. Pauli Girl is the best known but there are other beer brands with girls on their labels such as Southern Star Bombshell Blonde, Middle Ages Double Wench and (I’m not kidding) Coney Island Sword Swallower.

In the ’90s, I wrote in SCORE‘s “Boob Beat” column about an entrepreneur in Newport Beach, California who started a beer company called Wanker.  Sexy bikini girls were printed on the Wanker bottle labels.

Siri likes good head.

The combination of babes and beer always brews good spirits in me. Here are a few of my favorite hot SCORE and Voluptuous Girls in a beery mood.

Kerry Marie's birthday is December 9. She's with Lorna Morgan in this photo from Key Largo in 2001. UK girls like beer.

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It’s a big, buoyant, busty, bouncing birthday bash week

November 14, 2012 by Elliot James 7 Comments

“The girls born with boobs they are meant to show will find their greatest happiness in showing them.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German poet and artist (1749-1832)

“All I have learned, I learned from boobs.”-Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States

“Uncorseted, her friendly bust gives promise of pneumatic bliss.”-T.S. Elliot, poet (1888 –1965)

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Terms of bodaciousness

October 28, 2012 by Elliot James 6 Comments

Anjii Ross is back on October 30.

Jugs, melons, tits, hooters, bazooms, knockers, headlights, boobs and sweater stretchers. Just a few beloved slang terms for female breasts.

What do they call boobs in other languages? I have pondered this subject for a long time.

So I hit the books and did my research, coming up with this compilation of titty terms from around the globe. And globes is yet another boobish word, come to think of it.

Afrikaans: bors

Arabic: biz

Chinese: nu nu

Finnish: rintas

French: poitrines; seines; mamelles

German: mopse; titten

Hungarian: cici; didi; didko; mell

Indonesian: dadas

Italian: zinne

Japanese: oppai; kyonyuu (huge breasts); dekapai (huge breasts described in a dirty way)

Macedonian: cicki

Norwegian: brysters

Portuguese: peitos

Polish: cycki

Quebecois: boules

Romanian: tites

Russian: siski

Spanish: chichis; repisas; tetas,

Swahili: kifua

Swedish: tuttar; brosters

Swiss-German: chabis

Yap (Micronesia): thuuth

So now we can all say knockers in Yap. Who says we are not in search of academic excellence at SCORE?

If  SCORELAND Blog readers know of any titular expressions in other languages, feel free to comment below.

And happy birthday to:

Maxi Mounds, born October 25

Karen Fisher, born October 26

Alexis Silver, born October 27



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Birthday babes born to shorn their bras

October 13, 2012 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Christy: “The only things that I am particular about when I go shopping are my sneakers, brand-wise. As far as bras go, I usually get my bras at Lane Bryant. I know I can walk in there and walk out with something. I don’t have to go to 40 different stores. They aren’t the prettiest things in the world, but they fit.”

Deanna: “I’m part Cherokee Indian, Italian and a little bit of English. I used to work at Hooters in Station Square in Pittsburgh. I heard they closed in 2008. I left Hooters when I got first place in an Amateur Night contest at a Deja Vu club, and I just kept going.”

Sheridan: “My perfect day would be buying a sexy outfit that shows off my tits, then going to a strip club to watch the girls dance. Taking a couple of them home with me to play in the hot tub.”

Arianna: “I think I initiate sex. I love to be in command. But once it starts, I like the man to be a little more aggressive. I can make sex happen, but then I like him to tell me what he wants and do what he wants with me.”


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SCORE covergirl Sheridan Love racks it up

September 30, 2012 by Elliot James 6 Comments

Go to your favorite store and pick up this new issue. You want more, you get more.

One of your favorite racks is now on your favorite rack.

America’s Twitter titter tweetheart.

Sheridan Love.

Now here’s a SCORE Girl who has it all. The face. The boobs. The legs. The ass. The bod. Is there anything Sheridan doesn’t have? I don’t think so.

iPhone 5G? Big deal!

Sheridan is 34G.

Picture that on a girl who’s just five-feet tall.

And now Miss Love has her first SCORE mag cover in her third pictorial. Three times’s a charm.

Just in time for her birthday, October 13, which is Christy Marks’ and Deanna Baldwin’s birthday, too. Arianna Sinn celebrates hers on the 14th.

Also in this issue: newcomer Roxanne Miller’s first SCORE layout, German Titty Titan Beshine in the world’s largest wet T-shirt show, Melissa Reed, Kitana Flores XXX anal, Bella Blaze, Arianna Sinn, Kali West, busty MILF Tahnee Taylor and a look inside Valory’s Vault.

Pick up your copy this week. It’s a must-have.

To order by phone call 1-800-421-0760 in the USA and Canada; 1-305-662-5959 elsewhere.

Remember Sheridan’s first time at SCORE?

And what about that wild girl-girl at SCORELAND with Charlee Chase?

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Profiles in cleavage

September 14, 2012 by Elliot James 4 Comments


That would be a good title for a book. “Profiles In Cleavage.”

Not a lot of text but lots of pictures.

The way boobs and butts jut out when a girl is turned to the side…this is one of my favorite views. The curvature is just right.

In sweaters, bras and panties, tight clothes or just naked. It’s all good in side-view.

We get “Scorecard” letters and emails about all kinds of favorite poses, but rarely do I see any about profile shots.

I picked these side-views not realizing that we have some birthday girls in the mix. Then I looked at a list of birthdays.

Happy birthday, Valory Irene (September 13) and Kitana Flores (September 18). Happy birthday also to Jezhabelle (September 16) and Chloe Vevrier (September 18).



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Bodacious birthdays!

September 4, 2012 by Elliot James 3 Comments
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