Beer mugs and huge jugs.
Gya Roberts debuted on SCORELAND on July 17, almost a year ago. Can you believe that?
When I first saw Gya’s photos, I thought she would look incredible wearing a traditional European barmaid’s dress. In Germany, it’s called a “dirndl.” Wasn’t Gya born to wear one and hoist a few steins of old-world beer? I think so. Those are some big, heavy steins there! I’ve yet to see a photo or video of an Oktoberfest beermaid this well-mounded. Our photo team had the pleasure of seeing Gya again on a recent road trip to Europe.
See this new pictorial today at SCORELAND and get boob drunk.
Gya loves dressing to excite. That is her philosophy about clothes shopping. She’s my kind of woman.
“When I shop, I like to go into stores that do not carry my size and then try on smaller sizes,” Gya said. “I love when the women at the store tell me that something is too small for me and that I am showing off too much of my body. That just makes me determined to wear it even more. I am not ashamed of my body, so if something is small and hugs my curves, I like it. I like things to fit tight. I think that clothes should be like my second skin.”
When are ya coming to America, Gya?
And happy upcoming birthday to Dallas Dixon, Stephanie Stalls, Colt 45, Hitomi and Claudia Kealoha.
Dallas Dixon, born July 14
Stephanie Stalls, born July 18
Colt 45, born July 18
Hitomi, born July 18
Claudia Kealoha, born July 20
Today was another great day here at SCORELAND HQ. There is excitement in the air about the SCORELAND “20 for 20.” There were, of course, tits everywhere all day and in my line of vision. I got a sneak peek at some of the goodness that will be posting soon that is going to rock all of your worlds.
Oh, and it’s my birthday.
🙂
But it’s not JUST MY birthday. Oh, no.
Happy Birthday Brandy!
Happy Birthday Cassandra!
It is Cassandra Calogera’s and Brandy Dean’s birthday, too!
You can imagine my joy when I found out that I share a birthday with these uber-hot, uber-sexy ladies.
Clearly, I wish I could have some sort of slumber party with them…
(Don’t you?)
But I will settle for sending them a little love here in my blog posting.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADIES!
And if you ever find yourself wanting to both slumber AND party…
*whispers*
Call me.
lol
xoxox
Maria
Squished!
Big, heavy boobs pressed against glass is one of my favorite tit tricks. We used to have a specially constructed table made out of super-thick glass that we photographed some of the girls on. They could stand on it, too, so the photographer could shoot straight up. (Not that we believe in the glass ceiling.)
Tits-against-glass shoots are also done with glass shower doors and car windshields. They work really well with car wash sets and videos.
For the boob-squishing shots in Nancy Navarro’s strip and oil pictorial, the photographer had Nancy press a sheet of glass against her boobs. I think this picture from Nancy’s set would make a pretty nice desktop background. For your home PC, that is. I’m not sure about it on your office computer if you use one at work.
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Here are the answers to the “20 for 20” SCORE anniversary contests for Days 3 and 4:
Day 3
1) Whose first SCORE hardcore scene was a threesome? Chloe Vevrier
Chloe did her first hardcore BGG scene in London with “Russian” Kathy and Kathy’s boyfriend at the time, a regular dude named Matt who boffed them both. Lucky guy. Chloe plays a masseuse who comes to rub Kathy, and rub they did.
2) In 2002, Autumn-Jade returned to SCORELAND following a growth spurt that saw her bra size go from a DDD-cup to an…I-cup
3) Which redheaded SCORE Girl once interviewed Tawny Peaks for SCORE? Montana
This was a tough one and might be the most difficult question of the entire “20 for 20” anniversary. Montana, a curly-haired redhead who feature-danced, interviewed Tawny for the July ’93 SCORE.
Day 4
1) Which SCORE Girl has inverted nipples? Terry Nova
2) Which two naturals went head-to-head and tit-to-tit in the one and only “Big-Tit Challenge” at SCORELAND? Cassitty Harmon and Africa Sexxx
3) Which model did not celebrate her 18th birthday with a SCORE pictorial? Jessica Turner
Linsey and Dawn Phoenix in London and Sharday in America all celebrated their 18th birthdays with photo shoots. Jessica Turner celebrated her 21st birthday on Boob Cruise 2000.
Today is Day 5. Good luck!
Of the nine girls celebrating their birthdays this week, five are British, three are Americans and one is Czech.
You know what this means, yet again.
Great Britain is winning the international boobs race.
Let’s go, Americans.
Email SCOREModelswanted.com today and catch up!
Happy birthday, SCORE Girls.
Hire more busty tax preparers!
That’s my taxing recommendation.
April 17 is the deadline this year for filing taxes in the States.
A lot of guys delay their filing until the very last minute, then they scramble and clog up the pipeline. It’s one of the least popular American activities, as is the case in other countries, no doubt.
My solution? Get them to see their tax preparers or their accountants earlier.
How can this be done? What would motivate the average lazy dude?
Simple.
Get more big-boobed women into the tax preparation business.
This will also attract a good percentage of those guys who do their own taxes. Why do it yourself when a good-looking tax preparer with E-cups or bigger will be happy to do it for you as you watch?
Sometimes the solution to a situation is so simple, I just don’t understand why it’s not obvious.
When I am elected president, I will offer free tax-preparation training and certification to any attractive woman, DD-cups and higher.
And I will throw in a free calculator.
Does anyone have a problem with this?
Customer asks tax preparer Karen Fisher to do his taxes slowly.
Birthdays this week:
Cindy Cupps born April 16.
Lisa Phillips born April 18.
Alex Chance born April 19.
Sydney Simona born April 19.
Kayla Kleevage born April 20.
Caught in mid-takeoff.
Over the weekend, I was watching some of YouTube’s live feed of Miami’s Ultra Music Festival. This annual gathering of electronic music fans and DJs draws a couple of hundred thousand people. Basically, a DJ on stage plays music to a crowd that bounces up and down all day in 80-degree heat. And then again at night, when all the phosphorescent lights and rave toys come out. Watching it was okay for about 20 minutes and then I get bored. (It’s really the kind of event that a person has to attend in person, not watch on a screen.)
It seems to me that the entire scene is wrong. The girls should be topless and bouncing up and down in the crowds, not the guys. This bothers me. Our society has it backwards. (These male-chauvinist laws need to be changed.) Anyway, I did spot quite a few good-looking girls packing out their bikini or tank tops and bobbing very nicely while they made those wavy arm and hand gestures they make during these things.
Achieving lift-off velocity.
Why do I bring this up?
Because a big-boobed girl bouncing up and down is one of the greatest things in the world, and one of my favorite things to see, next to her walking, jogging, go-go dancing, playing with a hula-hoop and exercising with one of those Shake-Weights. Give me the simple stuff, good clean fun, and I’m happy. I’m a simple kind of guy.
So today, bouncing boobs is our topic.
I can never get enough of it. And it’s a good educational tool at SCORELAND for demonstrating a physical law.
What goes up, must come down, unless there’s enough velocity to escape the pull of gravity.
And happy birthday week to Angel Gee (March 25), Connie Kline (March 29), Rebecca Love (March 30), Camille Morgan (March 30), Brittany O’Neil (March 31) and Sarah Sunshine (April 1).
Now at your favorite rack
It’s here. 20 years in the making. The June 2012 SCORE is now hot off the printing press. Celebrating two decades of bringing big boobs to the world. Get your copy today at your favorite store, or get it direct from eBoobStore.com.
It’s also available in a digital version for reading on tablets.
I like new tech, but it’s only a means to an end, and that end is the love of big tits.
LA Bust was the covergirl of the first issue, June 1992
Veteran subscriber Delmo writes “Scorecard”:
“Twenty years already? Time flies when you’re having fun perusing the best big-boob mag on the market. I remember buying the second issue on the stands in 1992 and was hooked. Here was a newcomer to the big-boob scene that could compete with, and beat, Gent, D-Cup, Hustler’s Busty Beauties, etc.! Being a completist, I quickly tracked down the first issue, and, with the help of subscribing a number of years ago, I have the whole run of SCORE to date. I even have a handful of the short-lived UK version, TEASE. Congratulations on reaching this impressive milestone, and may you have 20 more years. I know I’ll still be buying.”
Where's the chick popping out of the cake? We deserve one!
It’s SCORE magazine’s 20th birthday. The best big-tit magazine on Earth has published a 164-page June 2012 edition, and you can get the digital version direct from us right now before the print magazine hits stores on March 20.
The readers created this edition by voting for their 20 favorite SCORE Girls.
The “20 for 20” SCORE Girls they voted for are: Kerry Marie, Sharday, Chloe Vevrier, Minka, Leanne Crow, Merilyn Sakova, Karina Hart, Janet Jade, Lorna Morgan, Busty Dusty, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Nicole Peters, Venera, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers, Tawny Peaks, Pandora Peaks and Ines Cudna.
Plus, there are 17 pages of the hottest big-tit hardcore scenes in the magazine’s history, and my “Boob Beat” column looks at 20 years of chasing the girls with the big bras.
We haven’t done a double issue in a long time. Click here to get this special digital pre-release today.
By the way, the print subscribers got this issue in their mailboxes before we got our office copies from the printers. That’s pretty good subscriber service, in my book. I usually get Esquire magazine late with a ripped cover.
Here’s a “Scorecard” letter from a “SCORE lifer” and a friend, D.J. in Texas:
“In 1992, I heard about the upcoming inaugural issue of SCORE magazine in a pack-in from the sales catalogs I was receiving way back then and eagerly awaited the first issue, which I was convinced would be a magazine perfect for my tastes. Indeed, it was. The magazine remains a favorite and a treat with every issue I buy, especially over the past couple of years with the advent of models like Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Kristina Milan, Beshine, and my new favorites, Hitomi and especially Venera. From the very beginning, I recognized that I was part of a family that appreciated a certain kind of woman, now known as the SCORE Girl, and remain a proud member of that family. I wish all the other members of the family the very best and look forward to the next 20 years of the best magazine ever.”
