Categories for Birthdays

Bustin’ out birthdays

February 23, 2012 by Elliot James

“What’s sexy to me is a man who can dance.”-Alena Snow

“I am a total tomboy. I wear movie T-shirts and a skirt. I always wear a bra. A girl with 40HH breasts like mine has to. It’s a must.”-Alice Webb

“I feel relaxed at strip clubs. I can sit down and have a drink and be entertained and I actually fit in. I am not some girl who stands out because of my big tits because everyone in there has big tits.”-Anna Kay

“I like to cook and clean in my free time and hang out with my kittens and make and edit videos.”-Taylor Steele

Choose your Valentine! Who do you have a heart-on for?

February 14, 2012 by Elliot James

A Valentine nod to ’50s cheesecake photos.

Sultry Quebecoise Lily has Valentine appeal.

Renee’s Valentine outfit gets hearts beating faster.

Everything is roses for Merilyn.

There’s Jenna.

There’s Lily.

They’re not related, but they share the Valentine.

Everything is roses for Merilyn Sakova on this day.

And there’s the fantastic Renee Ross in this Valentine’s Day glamour shot.

Valentines all.

Valentine’s Day is celebrated in the US, Canada, Mexico, France, the UK and Australia. I’m sure other countries have picked up on it. I’m not clear about North Korea.

A Pope named Gelasius in the 5th century declared February 14 to be St. Valentine’s Day.

In the Middle Ages, the French and the English believed that February 14 was the beginning of the mating season for birds. This could be why a lot of guys think Valentine’s Day is for the birds.

Valentine’s Day is the second busiest greeting-card holiday after Christmas. The big gifts? Chocolate, flowers, red lingerie and candy underwear. There are also candy bras, which is more our speed at SCORELAND.

The St. Valentine’s Day massacre was Al Capone’s holiday gift to Bugs Moran, proving that love can take many forms.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all of the models!

Happy Valentine’s birthday week to:

Lorna Morgan Feb. 13
Sapphire Feb 14.
Nillis Willis Feb. 14
Plenty UpTopp Feb. 14
Kali West Feb. 16
Jade Feng Feb. 17
SaRenna Lee Feb. 17
Candy Cantaloupes Feb. 17
Nicole Peters Feb. 18
Cynthia Romero Feb. 18

Happy Boob Year

February 3, 2012 by Elliot James

It’s now the Year of the Dragon, but the guys and gals at SCORE are not draggin’ as they leap into February.

Exotic Reina Lee debuts at SCORELAND today with a hardscore scene. Reina Lee is a sexy young student from our own backyard (South Florida) who wants to become a porn star. She’s well on her way to that goal.

Who does Cherry Brady remind you of? I could see Miss Brady in the White House. Cherry gets my vote. I know she could fix this country. She has the equipment for it. Cherry returns to SCORELAND tomorrow.

On Sunday, our bosom buddy Lana Ivans needs a happy ending. This little pixie has come to the right place. Lana enjoys playing the bad, bad, bad girl. I approve that message.

Over at XLGirls.com, Zeta never comes last. Which is the title of her debut. Meet newcomer Zeta Varrone. She never comes last and she’s served a cream pie to celebrate her XLGirls.com arrival.

Busty, lusty mamacita Daylene Rio goes couch surfing in “A Faceful Of Daylene” today at SCOREVideos.com. I’m not sure if I’m ready for this. I’m still recovering from Daylene’s three-way bounce with Sara Jay at SCORELAND.

And happy birthday to SCORE regulars Stephanie Stalls and Sophie Mae, who celebrate their birthdays next week. May all their birthday wishes come true.

 

It’s time for our yearly magazine super-sale @ eBoobStore.com

February 2, 2012 by Elliot James

July 2009 SCORE with covergirl Annina

The price is right. Get back issues of SCORE, Voluptuous, XL Girls, Buxotica, Naughty Neighbors, 40Something, BootyLicious, Leg Sex, Newcummers and 18eighteen for as low as $2.99 each.

Load up or fill in those annoying gaps in your library. Get the back issues you’ve missed or that your friends stole from you. Makes a great gift, too.

These are printer-fresh issues in mint condition straight out of the boxes in our warehouse, just a few steps away from my desk. These are not used mags or store returns.

May 2008 with covergirl Lorna Morgan

There’s a minimum order of six issues, and at these prices, it’s not a deal. It’s a steal. No magazine resellers anywhere can beat this.

Visit eBoobStore.com to check out the selection. You’ll get complete descriptions of  each issue, too.

Questions? Call 305-662-5959.

We ship worldwide in 24 hours.

The only drawback? This sale is good through February, so jump in now.

 

 

 

 

Happy birthday, Brandy Talore!

A SCORE alumni.

 

February ’12 Voluptuous goes digital

January 5, 2012 by Elliot James
Download it now at eBoobStore.com.

Download it now at eBoobStore.com.

February ’12 Voluptuous is now decorating newsstand racks and also available in digital format for your tablet computer.

Who’s under the hood this month?

Terri Jane: British covergirl and co-star of Big Tit Skinny Dip.

Gya Roberts, plus a feisty interview.

Scarlett Rouge showing off that amazing body.

Jenna Valentine and her bikini splendor.

Luxury Amore: first V-mag exposure.

Bailey Santanna in interracial anal.

Elaina Gregory: Is she yanking our chain? Check out her Tits & Tugs!

Topheavy threesomes: not a crowd!

A photo-story about the On Location Puerto Vallarta vacation.

Voluptuous magazine: the real home of the all-natural whoppers!

Get Terri Jane today on DVD.

Get Terri Jane today on DVD.

Upcoming birthdays!

Europe DiChan Jan. 5
Diamond Foxxx Jan. 5
Chantz Fortune Jan. 6
Rukhsana Jan. 6
Sofia Staks Jan. 7
Carrie Lynn Jan. 11
Venera Jan. 11
Kim Chambers Jan. 11
Austin Kincaid Jan. 14
Danni Ashe Jan. 16

Birthday bliss, plus big-boob debates that never get old

December 8, 2011 by Elliot James

Big birthday shout-outs to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI Topps (Dec. 10),  Casey Cleavage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). They proved that the earth was not flat.

I was reviewing several older “Scorecard” pages, and when I got to 2002, I found this group of letters that shows no matter the year, some topics have no expiration dates. I’m sure that in 10 years from today, the same issues will be brought up. Some subjects seem to be eternal, and I enjoy reading the different opinions about them.

“As far as I’m concerned, I would rather see all your models without clothing of any kind. Anything that covers up a model’s assets is boring and does not promote the model in any way. I don’t care if other readers think it is ‘sexy’ or not. As I have said, if readers are into models with clothing, they can check out Victoria Secrets or Fredericks of Hollywood or the Sears catalog if they are that hard up. Sears will provide all their needs in the bra and panties section. Please! As for Crystal Gunns seducing me in a tight top, no thanks! She came into this world without a stitch on, and that’s exactly how I want to see her! Why men want to see women back in clothing is beyond me, especially on an Internet site. I mean, it took how long to get them out of clothing? How long did we have to wait for hardcore, then I suppose somebody is going to suggest doing away with that? Let’s go forward, not backwards in our thinking!”-R.D.K.

“I would like to see models posing in more lingerie and sexy clothing like short skirts with hose and garters and cleavage revealing tops. I say that lingerie is incredibly sexy and allows more imagination. Please consider my proposal and keep up the good work!”-Van.

“I have to voice off on recent comments about SCORE models wearing clothing. I enjoyed Kristy’s pictures because of the dress. I like the idea of these busty models wearing tight-fitting clothing and slowly disrobing. Your strip sets are the best! It’s quite titillating to see a woman in provocative, sexy clothing before seeing pink.”-A.G.

“Take a look at photos 11-14 in the set of Ines Cudna [SCORE Studio Gallery 50]. What is missing? Look closely…she is not wearing any shoes! Can you look at that and honestly tell me the shots would’ve been better had you placed a pair of those ridiculous pumps you make the women wear? She looks so sexy and fuckable! The shoes would’ve distracted from the shot as they do in all of the sets in poses like that. Sure, the legs look better in the shoes when they are standing but not lying down or on all fours or on their stomach like Ines is doing. I subscribe to BustyKerryMarie as well, and she also has beautiful feet. Yet every single picture has her wearing some kind of slip-on shoe, even on her back in a bed or on a couch. They distract from the rest of her and need to go. I’m not a foot fetishist, but I love a nice pair of them. I’m suggesting use the shoes for the standing shots, but lose them when lying or doggy-style shots.  Bad enough you apply so much makeup to these women that many would be unrecognizable on the street, but a naked body with just shoes on? It is so unrealistic! Yes, I have had my women prance around a little in heels and nothing else, but when it’s time to hit the bed or couch or kitchen table or wherever, the shoes come off! There is the tendency lately in porn and mags to ‘glam up’ the models with a ton of makeup. Personally, a little more natural look is much more desirable.”–M.G.

“Just read a letter from a guy who’s anti-heels. He’s entitled to his opinion, but, personally, I look at it as an escape from reality and that often involves seeing these fantasy ladies decked out in heels, hose and all manner of trashy lingerie. I’ve always believed that such apparel serves to enhance and accentuate a model’s natural assets. High heels in particular cause a woman’s ass to jut out all the more and who doesn’t love the sight of tits straining against or busting out of tight, sexy tops? I have a particular thing for shoes so I hope you’ll continue to feature them heavily, not that I think you ever wouldn’t.”-K.S.

Born to be bare. Happy birthdays to…

November 21, 2011 by Elliot James

Take the SCORE Girl pop quiz:

1) Which two models are Canadian?
2) Rachel Love carried a spear in which SCORE movie?
3) Who was a bodybuilding champion before she became a dancer and model?
4) Who did a girl-girl with Autumn-Jade?
5) Who posed pregnant?

The answers tomorrow.

Lacey Legends born Nov. 19.

Lacey Legends born Nov. 19.

Kristy Klenot born Nov. 19.

Kristy Klenot born Nov. 19.

Lilith born Nov. 19.

Lilith born Nov. 19.

Rachel Love born Nov. 21.

Rachel Love born Nov. 22.

Ivy Darmon born Nov. 22.

Ivy Darmon born Nov. 22.

Sierra Skye born Nov. 23.

Sierra Skye born Nov. 23.

Sabryna Stone born Nov. 24.

Sabryna Stone born Nov. 26.

Platinum Peaks born Nov. 27.

Platinum Peaks born Nov. 27.

Lily Valentine born Nov. 28.

Lily Valentine born Nov. 28.

Kelly Kay born Nov. 29.

Kelly Kay born Nov. 29.

Ashlee Chambers born Nov. 30.

Ashlee Chambers born Nov. 30.

Born to be bare birthdays

November 7, 2011 by Elliot James

B is for boobs and birthdays

October 25, 2011 by Elliot James
Maxi Mounds born October 25.

Maxi Mounds born October 25.

Karen Fisher born October 26.

Karen Fisher born October 26.

Alexis Silver born October 27.

Alexis Silver born October 27.

Ruth Tyler born October 28.

Ruth Tyler born October 28.

Reyna Mae born October 29.

Reyna Mae born October 29.

Deena Duos born October 29.

Deena Duos born October 29.

Kiko Lee born October 29.

Kiko Lee born October 29.

Ashley Heart born Nov. 1.

Ashley Heart born October 30.

The week in busty birthdays

October 18, 2011 by Elliot James
Jana born October 18.

Jana born October 18.

Emily Cartwright born October 20.

Emily Cartwright born October 20.

Busty Dusty born October 20.

Busty Dusty born October 20.

Lori Pleasure born October 21.

Lori Pleasure born October 21.

Summer Leigh born October 22.

Summer Leigh born October 22.

Lisa Lipps born October 22.

Lisa Lipps born October 22.