Categories for Boob Bloopers

In Roxi Red’s cleavage, nobody can hear you scream

March 4, 2016 by Dave 8 Comments

Peter was planning on just taking a nap.

What a way to go, right? I mean, you gotta go sometime, and this is as good a way as any. Better, actually.

Here, and today at SCORELAND, Roxi Red smothers Peter’s face with her K-cup naturals. He’s perfectly content to lie there until he taps out.

Fortunately, he doesn’t tap out and recovers long enough to fuck Roxi’s cleavage, mouth and pussy.

Also this weekend at SCORELAND: brand-new Wonder from Down Under Lila Payne on Saturday, 2015 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Katie Thornton on Sunday.

Hey, did I just inadvertently leak news?

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Some people rest their elbows on the table. Yes, Micky Bells does that, too.

February 28, 2016 by Dave 5 Comments

What are you having for Sunday brunch?

Sometimes you have to really look at a photo for its meaning to sink in.

I mean, Micky Bells is resting her tits on the table. How many women can do that?

Also, notice the smiley faces on Micky’s naturals. Does Micky make you happy?

There are new Micky photos and videos right now at SCORELAND, continuing one of the big-tit stories of the decade: Micky’s pregnancy.

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If you don’t know this girl, you’ll get your chance to know her next month. If you do know her, we have something special for you

January 26, 2016 by Dave 10 Comments

Back to the future.

This is Devon Daniels, perhaps the least-photographed all-time great ever. She shot for the legendary John Graham twice in 1988 and immediately catapulted to superstardom. There are many guys who think she’s the greatest busty natural ever.

Anyway, next Wednesday, we’ll have a whole bunch of remastered photos of Devon, including some that have never been seen, plus a video. It’ll be a great chance to get to know this Floridian beauty. Or get to know her again.

Between now and then: Sandra Star XXX Thursday; new Alexya photos and video Friday; Roxi Red XXX Saturday; Danni Lynne’s debut Sunday; Danni’s first XXX next Tuesday.

And meanwhile, in a studio tucked away in the Czech Republic, a natural newcomer from Australia is being photographed. She’s going to be a star, I guarantee it.

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Guess whose tits?

January 19, 2016 by Dave 19 Comments

This is a tough one. You haven't seen much of her. But what you have seen has been pretty great.

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Guess whose boobs, plus more news from SCORELAND

December 29, 2015 by Dave 26 Comments

Nice view.

You’ve seen this girl before. Not many times, but you’ve seen her.

Meanwhile…

• There’s a newcomer in the studio right now who I think you’re going to love. I can’t show you a photo because I don’t have one yet. She’s an interesting mixture of Japanese, Hispanic and black. She fucks on-camera. She looks a little like actress Pam Grier (but with much bigger tits). I’ll try to grab a photo of her next week.

• Sandra Star and Dolly Fox recently returned to our studios in Europe. Sandra got fucked by two guys. I’m not surprised.

• Time is running out to place your online votes for the SCORE and V-mag Awards. The ballot boxes close at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. SCORE Newcomer of the Year is probably going to come down to Katie Thornton, Liza Biggs and Shelby Gibson.

• On Friday, pregnant Micky Bells returns to SCORELAND. On Saturday, Roxi Red fucks at SCORELAND. That has to be the most-impressive two-day offering of giant, natural tits in history.

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Is Liza Biggs just too busty for the Food Network?

August 12, 2015 by Dave 11 Comments

 

A bra to someone else, pasties to Liza.

Incredibly stacked natural Liza Biggs returned to SCORELAND this past Sunday in what Elliot titled, “The Incredibly Big Bra Show.”

Hate to break the news to you, Elliot, but the bra Liza is trying to wear in this photo is not incredibly big.

Now, it’s not incredibly small, either. It would probably cradle a pair of C- or D-cups quite nicely.

But Liza’s JJJ-cups? Forget about it.

Liza is a professional chef, which reminds me of Giada De Laurentis on the Food Network. Giada recently got divorced, so it should surprise no one that this season on Food Network Star, she’s been wearing cleavage-revealing clothing. The thing is, Giada’s a B-cup, at best, and she’s trying to lift and squeeze those little titties to make them look as big as possible, but it just ain’t working.

Can you imagine if Liza showed up on Food Network Star? Giada would hide her tits in shame. Bobby Flay would be saying, “Oh, that’s what I want.”

LIza Biggs just might be too busty for the Food Network.

 

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Today is Claudia Marie Day at SCORELAND

August 8, 2015 by Dave 7 Comments

Claudia Marie shows off her weight-lifting talents.

Today, the great Claudia Marie makes her SCORELAND debut in what Elliot calls “The Great Big Heavy Boob Show.”

I still don’t know how Elliot came up with that title. She seems to be hefting them pretty easily, if you ask me. Of course, when a girl’s been carrying around J-cups, she gets used to them.

One thing Claudia will never get used to is the excitement and nervousness associated with being on a porn set. When I walked into the styling room to meet her last week, I could see how nervous she was.

Said Claudia, “I’ve been doing this for seven years and I still get extremely nervous every time I walk on-set. You’re walking in, and most of these guys you haven’t even talked to on the phone. You’re seeing people you never met before and getting butt naked and fixin’ to have sex in front of a bunch of strangers. And I’m not 18 anymore, and it’s extremely nerve-wracking.”

Claudia calmed down when she started taking her clothes off, and her nervousness evaporated when we gave her a porn cock to suck and fuck.

The XXX scene is coming to SCORELAND on August 22. Today, it’s all Claudia. Enjoy.

 

 

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Would you rather Sashaa smothered you with her tits or sucked your cock? Yeah, she’ll do both, but what if you had to choose?

June 29, 2015 by Dave 6 Comments

It's lights out for this guy, and he doesn't seem to care.

Let’s consider this photo in an historical context. Meaning your history: How many girls have you seen who can do this? Sashaa’s tits are covering nearly his entire face. Why does this guy have his thumbs up? Because he wants to let us know that he’s still breathing, even though he’s being smothered. Then again, maybe he’s telling us that he isn’t breathing but is perfectly fine with that because this is a great way to go.

We’re not even halfway through 2015, and we’ve already had a lot of very happy returns to SCORELAND and XLGirls.com. Sashaa Juggs. Kendra Lee Ryan. Renee Ross. Valory Irene. Sashaa gained weight and gained tit, and for plumper lovers, that’s always a good thing.

Okay, back to the photo: Has a girl ever done this to you? And if Sashaa said to you, “You can have this or a blow job,” which would you take?

Of course, the great thing about Sashaa is that she’d never make you choose. With her, you can have everything.

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How many girls can tit-fuck a guy’s head?

May 30, 2015 by Dave 9 Comments

Sergio has a lot of weight on his shoulders.

That’s not quite the question posed in Liza Biggs’ return to SCORELAND today, but it’s what crossed my mind when I saw this photo.

Two thoughts:

1. Liza easily tit-fucks Sergio’s head.

2. Liza’s areolae are bigger than Sergio’s cheeks.

Third thought: This would be the greatest way ever to get a massage. A girl doesn’t need hands when she has tits like Liza’s.

 

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