Categories for Boob Bloopers

Would you rather Sashaa smothered you with her tits or sucked your cock? Yeah, she’ll do both, but what if you had to choose?

June 29, 2015 by Dave 6 Comments

It's lights out for this guy, and he doesn't seem to care.

Let’s consider this photo in an historical context. Meaning your history: How many girls have you seen who can do this? Sashaa’s tits are covering nearly his entire face. Why does this guy have his thumbs up? Because he wants to let us know that he’s still breathing, even though he’s being smothered. Then again, maybe he’s telling us that he isn’t breathing but is perfectly fine with that because this is a great way to go.

We’re not even halfway through 2015, and we’ve already had a lot of very happy returns to SCORELAND and XLGirls.com. Sashaa Juggs. Kendra Lee Ryan. Renee Ross. Valory Irene. Sashaa gained weight and gained tit, and for plumper lovers, that’s always a good thing.

Okay, back to the photo: Has a girl ever done this to you? And if Sashaa said to you, “You can have this or a blow job,” which would you take?

Of course, the great thing about Sashaa is that she’d never make you choose. With her, you can have everything.

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How many girls can tit-fuck a guy’s head?

May 30, 2015 by Dave 9 Comments

Sergio has a lot of weight on his shoulders.

That’s not quite the question posed in Liza Biggs’ return to SCORELAND today, but it’s what crossed my mind when I saw this photo.

Two thoughts:

1. Liza easily tit-fucks Sergio’s head.

2. Liza’s areolae are bigger than Sergio’s cheeks.

Third thought: This would be the greatest way ever to get a massage. A girl doesn’t need hands when she has tits like Liza’s.

 

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What is Elliot James doing to Hitomi? Oh, sorry. You didn’t notice Elliot was in the photo?

April 9, 2015 by Dave 8 Comments

Elliot is probably wondering if it's okay to mix meat with milk. Who's the mad scientist in the background?

Today at SCORELAND, Part 2 of “Hitomi Loves Miami.” This chapter is called, “HOLY COW! The milking of sweet Hitomi.” The J-cup natural gets her naturals absolutely doused with milk.

Milk. It does a body good.

Of course, Hitomi doesn’t need any help from milk. Her body is great as it is.

Turns out Elliot is not lactose intolerant. In fact, he’s very tolerant of lactose when it’s covering Hitomi’s big tits.

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It’s not nice to talk when your mouth is full, but it’s nice to jack to Sarah Rae when her mouth is full

January 20, 2015 by Dave 5 Comments

“It’s really hard to cover up huge titties like these,” Sarah Rae says. “They’re just spilling out.”

Few girls have tits like Sarah’s 36JJ bra-killers. Breasts like Sarah’s were meant to hang free. Especially since Sarah knows mammary magic tricks that would impress even Boobdini. Tricks such as bouncing her tits without using her hands and she is famous for sucking her own nipples. She trains for this. One of the many reasons why we love this girl so much.

I don't know how I missed this, but the great Sarah Rae returned to XLGirls.com last week. The girl has some serious skills.

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Next Thursday, turkey and stuffing. Next Friday, Cat’s ass gets a stuffing!

November 22, 2014 by Dave 2 Comments

Cat has a bundle of boobs.

I’m showing you this photo because I like it. At first glance, it seems as if there are hands everywhere, a half-dozen hands, maybe more. Turns out, though, when you count, there are only four hands. Tits, however, are everywhere, which always seems to be the case when Cat Bangles is in the picture.

Ah, but I needed a more-concrete reason to show you this picture. And I have one.

Next Friday, November 28 at SCORELAND, Cat gets ass-fucked on-camera for the first time.

Yes, while the rest of the world is concerned with doorbuster sales and Black Friday, Cat Bangles is going to be having Anal Friday, and you’re invited.

So, Thursday, eat your turkey and stuffing. And Friday, watch Cat’s ass get a stuffing.

Why does Cat have that look on her face? Because there's a cock in her ass.

 

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Candid big boobs at SCORELAND

June 25, 2014 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Our candid cleavage camera captures a cornucopia of chesty captivators. Warning! These boob bloopers may build boners.

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Big boobs by any other name. What do you call them?

April 8, 2014 by Elliot James 14 Comments

According to a poll we ran at SCORELAND, the favorite slang words for breasts are:

Tits: 51%
Boobs: 37%
Jugs: 3%
Knockers: 2%
Hooters: 1%
Nothing listed here: 5%

Sometimes a word can be symbolized by a photo, like these bongo shots. Some additional terms of endearment: Baps, bazookas, bazongas, bazooms, bongos, breastesses, bristols, bumpers, cans, cantaloupes, coconuts, cupcakes, gazongas, hangers headlights, hills, mams, melons, mounds, mountains, naughty pillows, norks, peaks, puppies, sweater meat, ta-tas, tiggobitties, the girls, the twins, torpedoes, twin peaks, yabos and ying-yangs.

What’s the word you use most?

 

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