Categories for Boob Bloopers

What is Elliot James doing to Hitomi? Oh, sorry. You didn’t notice Elliot was in the photo?

April 9, 2015 by Dave 8 Comments

Elliot is probably wondering if it's okay to mix meat with milk. Who's the mad scientist in the background?

Today at SCORELAND, Part 2 of “Hitomi Loves Miami.” This chapter is called, “HOLY COW! The milking of sweet Hitomi.” The J-cup natural gets her naturals absolutely doused with milk.

Milk. It does a body good.

Of course, Hitomi doesn’t need any help from milk. Her body is great as it is.

Turns out Elliot is not lactose intolerant. In fact, he’s very tolerant of lactose when it’s covering Hitomi’s big tits.

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It’s not nice to talk when your mouth is full, but it’s nice to jack to Sarah Rae when her mouth is full

January 20, 2015 by Dave 5 Comments

“It’s really hard to cover up huge titties like these,” Sarah Rae says. “They’re just spilling out.”

Few girls have tits like Sarah’s 36JJ bra-killers. Breasts like Sarah’s were meant to hang free. Especially since Sarah knows mammary magic tricks that would impress even Boobdini. Tricks such as bouncing her tits without using her hands and she is famous for sucking her own nipples. She trains for this. One of the many reasons why we love this girl so much.

I don't know how I missed this, but the great Sarah Rae returned to XLGirls.com last week. The girl has some serious skills.

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Next Thursday, turkey and stuffing. Next Friday, Cat’s ass gets a stuffing!

November 22, 2014 by Dave 2 Comments

Cat has a bundle of boobs.

I’m showing you this photo because I like it. At first glance, it seems as if there are hands everywhere, a half-dozen hands, maybe more. Turns out, though, when you count, there are only four hands. Tits, however, are everywhere, which always seems to be the case when Cat Bangles is in the picture.

Ah, but I needed a more-concrete reason to show you this picture. And I have one.

Next Friday, November 28 at SCORELAND, Cat gets ass-fucked on-camera for the first time.

Yes, while the rest of the world is concerned with doorbuster sales and Black Friday, Cat Bangles is going to be having Anal Friday, and you’re invited.

So, Thursday, eat your turkey and stuffing. And Friday, watch Cat’s ass get a stuffing.

Why does Cat have that look on her face? Because there's a cock in her ass.

 

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Candid big boobs at SCORELAND

June 25, 2014 by Elliot James 2 Comments

Our candid cleavage camera captures a cornucopia of chesty captivators. Warning! These boob bloopers may build boners.

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Big boobs by any other name. What do you call them?

April 8, 2014 by Elliot James 14 Comments

According to a poll we ran at SCORELAND, the favorite slang words for breasts are:

Tits: 51%
Boobs: 37%
Jugs: 3%
Knockers: 2%
Hooters: 1%
Nothing listed here: 5%

Sometimes a word can be symbolized by a photo, like these bongo shots. Some additional terms of endearment: Baps, bazookas, bazongas, bazooms, bongos, breastesses, bristols, bumpers, cans, cantaloupes, coconuts, cupcakes, gazongas, hangers headlights, hills, mams, melons, mounds, mountains, naughty pillows, norks, peaks, puppies, sweater meat, ta-tas, tiggobitties, the girls, the twins, torpedoes, twin peaks, yabos and ying-yangs.

What’s the word you use most?

 

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How do you like them apples?!

September 11, 2013 by Dave 5 Comments

M-cup newcomer Jennica Lynn, shot on-location in Eleuthera, the Bahamas, returns to XLGirls.com next Tuesday.

Always make sure you have enough fruit in your diet.

 

Nikky Wilder is ready for her XLGirls.com debut on Monday.

I like laid back girls who get their tits out.

Can you identify the owner of these 110-cm. cans?

This girl debuted Tuesday at XLGirls.com.

September has already been a great month at XLGirls.com, and it’s only going to get better.

By the way, those of you in the UK probably know the name Bex Shiner. Bex was in our studio this week. I don’t know if Big Brother was watching her, but I was. Photos to come. Stay tuned.

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Micky Bells demonstrates the boob goggles effect

March 17, 2013 by Elliot James 12 Comments

You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.

Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.

We begin with a beer at 6PM.

6 PM. The boob goggles effect is about to begin.

8 PM.

10 PM.

Midnight.

2 AM. The boob goggle effect is now complete.

 

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