Categories for Boob Bloopers

Is Liza Biggs just too busty for the Food Network?

August 12, 2015 by Dave

 

A bra to someone else, pasties to Liza.

Incredibly stacked natural Liza Biggs returned to SCORELAND this past Sunday in what Elliot titled, “The Incredibly Big Bra Show.”

Hate to break the news to you, Elliot, but the bra Liza is trying to wear in this photo is not incredibly big.

Now, it’s not incredibly small, either. It would probably cradle a pair of C- or D-cups quite nicely.

But Liza’s JJJ-cups? Forget about it.

Liza is a professional chef, which reminds me of Giada De Laurentis on the Food Network. Giada recently got divorced, so it should surprise no one that this season on Food Network Star, she’s been wearing cleavage-revealing clothing. The thing is, Giada’s a B-cup, at best, and she’s trying to lift and squeeze those little titties to make them look as big as possible, but it just ain’t working.

Can you imagine if Liza showed up on Food Network Star? Giada would hide her tits in shame. Bobby Flay would be saying, “Oh, that’s what I want.”

LIza Biggs just might be too busty for the Food Network.

 

Today is Claudia Marie Day at SCORELAND

August 8, 2015 by Dave

Claudia Marie shows off her weight-lifting talents.

Today, the great Claudia Marie makes her SCORELAND debut in what Elliot calls “The Great Big Heavy Boob Show.”

I still don’t know how Elliot came up with that title. She seems to be hefting them pretty easily, if you ask me. Of course, when a girl’s been carrying around J-cups, she gets used to them.

One thing Claudia will never get used to is the excitement and nervousness associated with being on a porn set. When I walked into the styling room to meet her last week, I could see how nervous she was.

Said Claudia, “I’ve been doing this for seven years and I still get extremely nervous every time I walk on-set. You’re walking in, and most of these guys you haven’t even talked to on the phone. You’re seeing people you never met before and getting butt naked and fixin’ to have sex in front of a bunch of strangers. And I’m not 18 anymore, and it’s extremely nerve-wracking.”

Claudia calmed down when she started taking her clothes off, and her nervousness evaporated when we gave her a porn cock to suck and fuck.

The XXX scene is coming to SCORELAND on August 22. Today, it’s all Claudia. Enjoy.

 

 

Would you rather Sashaa smothered you with her tits or sucked your cock? Yeah, she’ll do both, but what if you had to choose?

June 29, 2015 by Dave

It's lights out for this guy, and he doesn't seem to care.

Let’s consider this photo in an historical context. Meaning your history: How many girls have you seen who can do this? Sashaa’s tits are covering nearly his entire face. Why does this guy have his thumbs up? Because he wants to let us know that he’s still breathing, even though he’s being smothered. Then again, maybe he’s telling us that he isn’t breathing but is perfectly fine with that because this is a great way to go.

We’re not even halfway through 2015, and we’ve already had a lot of very happy returns to SCORELAND and XLGirls.com. Sashaa Juggs. Kendra Lee Ryan. Renee Ross. Valory Irene. Sashaa gained weight and gained tit, and for plumper lovers, that’s always a good thing.

Okay, back to the photo: Has a girl ever done this to you? And if Sashaa said to you, “You can have this or a blow job,” which would you take?

Of course, the great thing about Sashaa is that she’d never make you choose. With her, you can have everything.

How many girls can tit-fuck a guy’s head?

May 30, 2015 by Dave

Sergio has a lot of weight on his shoulders.

That’s not quite the question posed in Liza Biggs’ return to SCORELAND today, but it’s what crossed my mind when I saw this photo.

Two thoughts:

1. Liza easily tit-fucks Sergio’s head.

2. Liza’s areolae are bigger than Sergio’s cheeks.

Third thought: This would be the greatest way ever to get a massage. A girl doesn’t need hands when she has tits like Liza’s.

 

What is Elliot James doing to Hitomi? Oh, sorry. You didn’t notice Elliot was in the photo?

April 9, 2015 by Dave

Elliot is probably wondering if it's okay to mix meat with milk. Who's the mad scientist in the background?

Today at SCORELAND, Part 2 of “Hitomi Loves Miami.” This chapter is called, “HOLY COW! The milking of sweet Hitomi.” The J-cup natural gets her naturals absolutely doused with milk.

Milk. It does a body good.

Of course, Hitomi doesn’t need any help from milk. Her body is great as it is.

Turns out Elliot is not lactose intolerant. In fact, he’s very tolerant of lactose when it’s covering Hitomi’s big tits.

It’s not nice to talk when your mouth is full, but it’s nice to jack to Sarah Rae when her mouth is full

January 20, 2015 by Dave

“It’s really hard to cover up huge titties like these,” Sarah Rae says. “They’re just spilling out.”

Few girls have tits like Sarah’s 36JJ bra-killers. Breasts like Sarah’s were meant to hang free. Especially since Sarah knows mammary magic tricks that would impress even Boobdini. Tricks such as bouncing her tits without using her hands and she is famous for sucking her own nipples. She trains for this. One of the many reasons why we love this girl so much.

I don't know how I missed this, but the great Sarah Rae returned to XLGirls.com last week. The girl has some serious skills.

Next Thursday, turkey and stuffing. Next Friday, Cat’s ass gets a stuffing!

November 22, 2014 by Dave

Cat has a bundle of boobs.

I’m showing you this photo because I like it. At first glance, it seems as if there are hands everywhere, a half-dozen hands, maybe more. Turns out, though, when you count, there are only four hands. Tits, however, are everywhere, which always seems to be the case when Cat Bangles is in the picture.

Ah, but I needed a more-concrete reason to show you this picture. And I have one.

Next Friday, November 28 at SCORELAND, Cat gets ass-fucked on-camera for the first time.

Yes, while the rest of the world is concerned with doorbuster sales and Black Friday, Cat Bangles is going to be having Anal Friday, and you’re invited.

So, Thursday, eat your turkey and stuffing. And Friday, watch Cat’s ass get a stuffing.

Why does Cat have that look on her face? Because there's a cock in her ass.