Categories for Boob Bloopers
August 3, 2012 by Elliot James
The candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers returns, selected from SCORE‘s hooter haul of tittillicious tatas, magnificent mounds, naughty norks, boobalicious bristols, bouncing bumpers and jumping jubblies. SCORE Girls do the funniest things.
Sophie is always ready to lend a hand.
Give Terry a pair of big balls and she's happy.
Maxi Mounds is always in search of new experiences.
Kaylee O'Toole enjoys good sax.
Merilyn needs her coffee first thing in the AM.
Janet Jade gets an approval.
June 21, 2012 by Maria
Lori might be dressed, but if you take a closer look, you will see she is practically naked. That's how women in Miami dress when they celebrate NBA Championships.
As you should all know by now, SCORELAND HQ is located in the sunny city of Miami in Florida.
And as some of you sport aficionados might be watching the NBA Finals, you will know that the Miami Heat are in said Finals and have a decent chance of winning the championship at home, in Miami, tonight.
What does that mean for us Miami folk? Well, it means that we are going to see a lot of half-naked, possibly completely naked women on the streets tonight.
And we don’t mean hookers.
You see, Miami is full of hot women and when we say hot, we mean it figuratively and literally. It’s hot here. It’s really hot here. And when one of our sports teams wins a championship, people rush outside to the streets to scream and cheer and drink and make merry. Yes, right on the street. Some of them stop their cars in the middle of traffic and just exit them onto said street and start dancing around. And then other drivers and passengers follow suit. Before you know it, there’s an impromptu parade in the middle of the street and people are running around, cheering and sweating.
And because it’s hot out, vendors and restaurants sell beers right on the street and the mix of heat and booze create a great environment for nudity.
Yes, nudity.
Pretty soon, women are flashing their tits or walking around in their bras and shorts. The nakedness factor definitely rises. We have seen women in thong bikinis walking around cheering for our teams and, damn it, we love them.
Because when one of our teams wins, we really win.
If the Miami Heat win tonight, women will exit their cars in traffic and flash other drivers. There might even be an impromptu parade with half-naked, dancing women...in the street.
Miami is home to beautiful people, and if the Miami Heat win tonight, there will be parties in the streets, and some of those beautiful people are going to strip most of their clothes off. It is a phenomenon many of us Miami natives have witnessed time and time again, and it is what makes Miami pretty awesome.
I was in Atlanta in 1995 when the Braves won the World Series, and while I had a good time celebrating with fans, there was not a bare titty in sight.
I was in New York in 2008 when the Giants won the Super Bowl, and I witnessed the frenzy of New York fans firsthand…but none of them got naked.
I was in Miami in 2003 when the Marlins won the World Series and again in 2006 when the Miami Heat won the Championship and let me say this…I saw a lot of ass and titties. In fact, I took quite the face-pummeling by a huge pair of titties when a woman (maybe she was a friendly stripper on her way to work?) got out of her car in traffic wearing red pasties and screaming, “Go Heat!” at the top of her lungs. She leaned in my window and blessed me with a celebratory motor-boating. And boy was I a dirty sailor that night!
So am I rooting for a Heat win tonight? You bet your ass I am. Not only because I support Miami teams but also because I love to see naked strangers.
Oh, yeah!
xoxox
Maria
June 9, 2012 by Maria
Christy Marks is not wearing her seat belt and that's because she probably knows that it will be all over her tits and on her neck if she does. Even the guy in the back seat looks like he is wondering about how she is going to put it on over that rack.
There are some blogs that only I can write. Not to say that Elliot and Dave aren’t entertaining, I am just saying that they are not, er, equipped to write about certain things.
Things like busty girl problems.
Summer Sinn and Morgan Leigh are hanging out and you know what Morgan is looking at? Summer's tits busting out of her button-up top, that's what.
What are busty girl problems? They are a series of things that we stacked ladies suffer from day to day because we have big tits. These things don’t happen to our smaller-chested (read: Tiny-titted) friends. Oh, no. They only happen to us. And busty girls everywhere go through these situations and moments. It’s things like this that sort of serve as an initiation to life with big tits.
I used to think that these problems were bad until I started working for a big-tit mag and websites and I realized that guys dig them. For example, I used to think that losing something down my bra like an earring or sandwich crumbs and having to fish them out in public was awful. Now I understand that guys might like to see me with my hand down my shirt, searching through my cleavage. lol
The following are a list of busty girl problems that ladies with big tits encounter.
5) Seat belts: Seat belts are designed with flat-chested people in mind. Don’t believe me? Ask yourself when was the last time you saw a busty crash test dummy. The answer to that question is NEVER. When girls with big tits try to employ some safety when they drive, what happens is the seat belt ends up lying off to the side of our breasts or choking us. But hey, when a cop pulls us over, our tits are on display in a big way…often with a belt underneath them hoisting them further into our chin area. Busty girl problem Yes. Big-tit lover win? Definitely.
Angela White is washing dishes and when she is done, her tits will be wet, I promise.
4) Tits on the table: Manners dictate that one should never rest their elbows on the table during a meal, however, what about your tits? Because sometimes I will sit at a high table and when I try to scoot up to eat or drink, my breasts crash into the table, squishing me and making my cleavage a net for everything and anything that can and will fall down there during the course of the meal. The solution to this is to rest most of my breasts on the table. I call this the tit platter because essentially my entire rack is on the table. This is a serious busty girl problem. But guys seem to like it. It’s like a big tit buffet. A rack of lamb, minus the lamb.
3) Button-up tops: Every big-breasted woman will tell you about her various attempts at fitting into something with buttons on the front and the epic number of times that it has not worked out in her favor. The truth is that button-up shirts and sweaters are not our friends. They will never fit. They will never drape the right away. Never. If you see a chesty chick with a button-up that looks like it fits properly, chances are that inside her top there are brave, mighty safety pins holding her tits hostage in there. Every busty woman with a button-up top on will always be one deep breath away from busting her shirt open for all the world to witness her giant knockers. A busty girl problem for sure. A problem for guys who love big tits? Not so much.
2) Wet tits in the kitchen: Inevitably, whenever a lady with big knockers does dishes, her tits are going to get wet. This is because her tits serve as a buffer between the water and, well, pretty much everything else. There has never been a time when, while doing dishes, I have finished and been dry. What usually happens is that I end up looking like I am in involved in some sort of wet T-shirt contest in my kitchen. This is a problem for me. However, my dinner guests usually enjoy my drippy, see-through top.
1) Uncontrollable Jiggling: Jiggling…it happens. No matter what busty gals do (running, walking, sitting on a plane with turbulence, riding on a roller coaster, going over speed bumps in a car, going up the stairs, etc.), our jugs are going to jiggle. It is gravity. It is inevitable. It is a busty girl problem. Even when we consciously try to avoid jiggling, it cannot be helped. Sure, we wear bras to strap these puppies down, but the jiggling still happens. Sometimes, we jiggle just because we giggle. Yep, a healthy case of LOLs can bring about a breast earthquake that sets our tatas undulating. We try to keep our tits in check, but most men will agree that seeing a busty babe jiggling in their direction is a good thing. Heck, it’s a GREAT thing.
Hence, (I love saying that because it makes my findings sound more scientific.) busty girl problems are only problems to busty girls. Most men will agree that they are actually pluses and not problems. Perks of having a big set of perkies, if you will.
What do you think?
xoxo,
Maria
May 5, 2012 by Elliot James
In the tradition of Rocky 1-6, Star Wars 6-1 and Friday The 13th part 25, it’s time once again for the candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers, selected from SCORE‘s treasure trove of titanic ta-ta’s, boobtastic bazongas, colossal cones, stacked sweater stuffers and cantilevered casabas.
The photographer asked for pussy but did not clarify.
A game of tonsil hockey helps to unite America and Canada.
An afternoon siesta for Romina Lopez and Paola Rios leaves them hanging.
Renee is always happy to lend a boob shelf to rest on. Maria approves.
March 16, 2012 by Elliot James
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Turns out she liked pulling practical jokes.
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Melanie Addison has a strange bulge in her pants.
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Now this is a stack.
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Hopefully not every woman’s fantasy.
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Why window cleaning is a good profession.
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“When can I open my eyes? asks Paola.
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Autumn lost her feather duster on the set.
Boobs bloopers. Candid cleavage. Spontaneous snaps. SCORELAND Girls have a sense of humor, and sometimes our camera crew is there to point the camera in their direction and click the shutter in time when something totally unexpected happens. Melanie Addison liked to play practical jokes on photographers. The great Autumn-Jade was always laughing and joking on the set. Models can do the darndest things.
February 12, 2012 by Elliot James
Venera has plenty of tongue.
Karina has a nice long one.
I’m not completely fixated and obsessed with nipples, areolae and boobs. I love a nice pair of legs and feet.
I also love tongue shots.
But not any ordinary photo or video of the model just sticking out the tip of her tongue or opening her mouth to show her tongue lolling around in there.
No, I mean a REAL tongue shot. When she’s sticking out her tongue like she is at the doctor and he is about to lay a tongue depressor on it to examine her tonsils and throat. Or when she’s sticking her tongue all the way out for other things.
Now, I know that sticking out a tongue at someone is sometimes considered rude or defiant, but when the right girl does it, it’s a beautiful thing, and I’m not being tongue-in-cheek about it.
This is what I mean, illustrated by some great tonguers like Karina Hart and Christy Marks.
Biologist call the tongue a “muscular hydrostat.” I can’t think of anything less sexy than a body part being called a muscular hydrostat. Which is why I never dated any biologists, although I knew a busty dentist years ago.
I haven’t even gotten to the tongue piercing thing (which I’m not a fan of personally), lollipop, cock, nipple or toy licking, or tricks that chicks do with their tongues, and I won’t in this blog.
I’ll just ask that the tongue shots keep coming as long as possible, emphasis on “long.” If any models reading this agree, please stick out your tongues and say “Ahhh.”
Christy has tongue talent.
Daphne and her action figure doll.
Dolly has a nice pink tongue.
November 1, 2011 by Elliot James
Who is she?
Do you recognize this sexy babe?
You should if you’ve been a SCORE or Voluptuous Guy for a while.
She’s been a popular girl here for quite some time.
Scroll down for the answer.
She's Michelle Bond in an all-new pictorial today at SCORELAND.
October 1, 2011 by Elliot James
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Something’s tickled their funnybones.
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It’s made from inflammable fabric.
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Catt & Beverly got close for comfort.
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The kitchen is never boring with Maggie Green whipping up something tasty.
In stores next week: the Holiday ’11 SCORE starring Dolly Delight, Leanne Crow, Sheridan Love, Catt Green, Sandra Star, Chica, Alia Janine, Valory Irene, Eden Mor, Sophie Mae and a chance to win Maserati’s autographed bra in “Boob Beat.”
Check out the just-released Fall DVD catalog in PDF.
August 25, 2011 by Maria
Hitomi fills out the SCORELAND uniform quite nicely, dontcha' think?
Hitomi puts her own spin on how to hold the mic when you Karaoke.
Next up to bat in the “Puerto Vallarta Vacation Special” on SCORELAND is the Asian sensation Hitomi. If you haven’t already fallen in love with Hitomi…well, something is wrong with you. lol With her tiny waist and boobs all up in your face, Hitomi is what I like to call a “keeper.”
While she was in Mexico, she entertained the staff with her excellent Karaoke skills and by having fun with the other models. She tried on different outfits for them and even donned a SCORELAND tank top and danced around. While there were obvious language barriers, we like to think that Hitomi communicated with the other models through the International language of tits! (And what a glorious language that is.)
And speaking of tits, (when are we not speaking of tits, eh?) Hitomi’s tits look absofuckinglutely spectacular in today’s posting. She starts off in a tube top and removes it to reveal a tiny bikini top. Then she removes the top and reveals…HER TITS! (If there would have been another top under there, it would have been overkill.) She does a sexy, slow striptease eventually showing off her egg-shaped bush and her asshole. (Like most Japanese models, she doesn’t show off her, um, fortune cookie. It is a cultural thing.)
The best thing about this set, at least to me, is that it was shot out on the balcony overlooking lush greenery and a bunch of other houses and resorts. Maybe it’s my inner pervert, but I like to imagine that most of the people in those surrounding houses were tearing their homes apart looking for a set of binoculars to get a better look at the very naked, very busty Asian next door. lol
Hitomi has excellent side boob capabilities.
Hitomi's hangers make me so horny.
Luckily for all of you, you don’t need a pair of binoculars to see just how naked and giant-boobed Hitomi really is. And for those of you with logins to SCORELAND, you can see her video for this posting, too. Membership has its privileges, after all. But not to worry. I am posting a couple of photos of her posting, because big tits are meant to be shared.
xoxo,
Maria
August 13, 2011 by Dave
Leanne Crow tit-fucks a pole. Okay. But this weekend, she gets ice cream all over her tits, and I like that, too.
Now, after reading that headline, you’re probably thinking, “Dave, that’s bullshit. There’s no way Leanne Crow and Charley Green are sucking cock at SCORELAND this weekend. There’s no way Leanne is taking a load of ball juice on her tits.”
Hey, I didn’t say they were. But I want to tell you about some entertaining postings that have been going up on Sundays at SCORELAND. They’re called “BTS Theater,” BTS meaning behind the scenes. They’re iPhone clips, usually shot by Tushna, our studio manager, during on-location shoots (the ones going up this month are from St. Maarten). Tushna has a way of catching the girls in impromptu, candid, real-life moments, although sometimes she just goes and stages the whole thing. Like in two of Sunday’s clips, in which Tushna has Charley lick, suck and tit-fuck a lollipop (while Leanne gets changed in the background) and then has Leanne lick an ice cream cone (and let it melt all over her chest). It’s not quite like seeing them sucking and tit-fucking real cock, but it’s pretty damn hot. I mean, it works for me.
One thing I like about the BTS clips is getting to see the girls in ways we haven’t seen them before. For example, until a few minutes ago when I saw the Charley Green clip, I didn’t know she had a pierced tongue. Now I know, and you know what? My feelings about her are even stronger than they were before. You see, as a model, Charley is kinda shy and won’t show her pussy. But you know what that pierced tongue tells me? It tells me that Charley loves to suck cock. Yes, I am here to tell you that that that’s exactly what it means when a girl has a pierced tongue (of course, it could also mean she wants to piss off her father, but he’s going to get pissed off for the same reason I like the pierced tongue).
Two things I wouldn’t want my daughter to do: 1.) Pierce her tongue; 2.) Wear a LOVE PINK T-shirt. You know, the ones from Victoria’s Secret. To me, LOVE PINK means LOVE PUSSY. Of course, I’d prefer that to LOVE MEAT.
Anyway, now I know that even though Charley won’t show her pussy on-camera (at least not yet), she loves to suck cock. And that means a lot to me. And I also know how Leanne looks with cream-covered tits.
By the way, one of Sunday’s BTS clips is of Angela White, and that one is a candid clip. It’s called “Mystery Titties,” but there’s really no mystery. It could also be called “Mystery Ass” because Angela models her very nice buttocks, too.
So, Sunday, enjoy Leanne, enjoy Charley, enjoy Angela, enjoy going behind the scenes. SCORELAND. It’s not just about fucking.
