Categories for Boob Bloopers

Sophie Mae’s dance lesson

January 11, 2011 by Elliot James
Welcome to "So You Think You Can Shake Your Titties."

Welcome to "So You Think You Can Shake Your Titties."

Sophie Mae taught a short class in belly dance, just the basics, and one of our shooters was there to freeze the fun. Interesting body comparison too, huh? There are more pictures on SCORELAND.

Editorial protocol demands I identify the babes in the photo although if you don’t know them by now, you must have just dropped into the blog from some forgotten solar system in the galaxy.

Okay, girls only, repeat after me: 

“You put your boob  in, You put your right boob out; You put your right boob in, And you shake it all about.”

Everybody: “That’s what Sophie Mae, Arianna Sinn, Lana Ivans and Valory Irene are all about.”

Some words from Jenna Valentine about her vagina

December 9, 2010 by Maria
Jenna wants your vote for Newcomer of the Year.

Jenna wants your vote for Newcomer of the Year.

Now that the Annual Contest Issue of V-Mag (January ’11) has dropped, the frenzy to vote and get votes is now in full effect. Your fave V-Mag editor (ME!) is buried in mail-in ballots, and my inbox is flooded daily with emails from all big01over the world from members, readers and fans casting their votes for their favorite gals. Why the extra-crazy frenzy this year? Mayhap it has to do with the fact that we introduced six new categories. Along with the three traditional award categories (Model of the Year, Newcomer of the Year and Plumper of the Year), V-Mag unveiled Pussy of the Year, Ass of the Year, XXX of the Year, Bush of the Year, Preggo of the Year and Areolae of the Year categories, too. The change has inspired many an email from happy readers who like the opportunity to vote in extra categories.

The new category lineup has also inspired many a funny campaign from nominees. One nominee in particular, Jenna Valentine, has taken to the Internet to get her fans to vote for her. Nominated for 2010’s Newcomer of the Year and or Pussy of the Year, Jenna sent yours truly an email about what it would mean to win.

hi maria,
if you may or may not know, maybe some of the blog readers do cus of my twitter,
i am obsessed with child pageant tv shows like toddlers & tiara's.
i decided my vagina and newcomer of the year title are obviously
just as important as winning ultimate grand supreme at a child pageant.
aka very important.
enclosed are my extremely serious pictures.
i hope my vagina wins a tiara.
love
jenna

And there you have it, folks. If you have not already voted, you might want to consider voting for Jenna’s vagina because, frankly, I’d like to see it in a tiara…wouldn’t you?

lol

xoxo, Maria

Jenna's Vagina wants your vote for Pussy of the Year.

Jenna's Vagina wants your vote for Pussy of the Year.

It’s safe to jack to Angelina Castro

November 26, 2010 by Dave
Angelina Castro prepares to do the safety dance on top of Juan Largo's pole.

Angelina prepares to do the safety dance on top of Juan Largo's pole.

It was the great 1980s band Men Without Hats that famously sang, “We can dance if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. Cause’ your friend don’t dance, and if they don’t dance, well they’re no friends of mine.”

I’m not quite as close-minded about the dancing issue as The Men were–I don’t think we should disregard people as friends material just because they don’t dance–but I have to admit, the sight of Angelina Castro dancing in the video below definitely gives me the urge to make her a friend of mine.

Of course, dancing means different things to different people. There’s dancing in a club. Slow dancing. Salsa dancing. Cha-cha. There’s break dancing. There’s Dancing With The Stars dancing. There’s pole dancing. And then there’s dancing on a flesh-and-blood fuck pole, as Angelina demonstrates in a new pictorial from the January ’11 SCORE that went up yesterday at SCORELAND.

So, as you prepare to whip it out for Angelina, I’ll remind you of something else Men Without Hats said: “As long as we abuse it, Never gonna lose it. Everything will work out right.”

Indeed.

She said WHAT? The best interview quotes of all time

September 27, 2010 by Maria

Being the editor of a big-tit mag has its perks…pun intended. For one, I have ladies whipping out their ladies for me take a gander at all the time. (You can’t imagine what it’s like to introduce yourself to a woman and then BAM! her tits are in your face. It’s like being a rockstar, it really is.) For another, I get to spend time with these huge-knockered hotties and they tell me all their most-intimate secrets. (And they do it while their tits are in my face. Sigh. I live the life, kids.)

Sometimes they tell me some seriously freaky kinkiness that makes me blush. And sometimes they tell me things that make me laugh out loud. You never know what a V-girl is going to say, but whatever it is, it is always memorable. Join me as I take a look back at some of my favorite convos with the titters that make my world go round.

Destiny Rose: Cow Tipper.

Destiny Rose: Cow Tipper.

Destiny Rose, Feb. ’10 V-mag:

“Well, we do a lot of cow-tipping where I am from…you run up to them and shove them and they fall over and you run like crazy. But they don’t get hurt. They just get a bit spooked is all. A lot of times they don’t even fall over. They just sorta rock back and forth and wake right up.”-on what she does for fun in her hometown.

Melonie Max loves gangbangs.

Melonie Max loves gangbangs.

Melonie Max, May ’10 V-mag:

“Um, I wouldn’t say I really have one…oh, wait, you know what? Gangbangs. That’s what I watch when I watch porn. I watch gangbangs…I was like, ‘Wait a minute, what do I look at on the Net when I look at porn?’ and gangbangs was it. That and lesbians. I love to watch lesbian porn. They get down.”-on what her ultimate sexual fantasies are.

Jessica Taylor: Construction worker!

Jessica Taylor: Construction worker!

Jessica Taylor, Jan. ’10 V-mag:

“Well, actually, I am in charge of organizing contractors and making sure that they do what they have to do and get their jobs done. I work for a company that renovates repossessed houses. And if my guys give me a problem and tell me that they can’t do something to get a job done, then I go in there and show them that I can do it. Like, I’ll go in there and tear drywall off the walls with crowbars and get dirty, but I get it done.”-on working in construction.

Jenna Valentine: Titty-fucking is a gift.

Jenna Valentine: Titty-fucking is a gift.

Jenna Valentine, July ’10 V-mag:

“The titty fuck? Yeah, if it’s with the right person and they get off on it, then it, like, makes me happy. In certain situations…fine, I’m completely selfish. But if I feel like giving and they want to titty-fuck and it makes them really happy, then it like Hanukkah for them…then let’s go! I say Hanukkah because I am a Jew. Not Christmas, you guys, Hanukkah. I am like the Hanukkah Santa of titty-fucking. Eight days of titty-fucking!”-on using her tits during sex.

These ladies always say a mouthful and we don’t mind one bit because we would like a mouthful of their huge knockers. Stay tuned for more funny quotes from V-girl interviews and let me know what some of your favorite V-girl interviews have been.

xoxo

Maria

Riddle me this, Boobman

September 16, 2010 by Elliot James
Would make a good cellmate.

Would make a good cellmate.

If love is blind, why is lingerie popular?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

If women put on a pair of panties, a pair of glasses and a pair of shorts, why don’t they put on a pair of bras?

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Why is a women’s prison called a penal facility?

Hula Hoops Are Fuckin’ SEXY!

July 5, 2010 by Maria
Artistry in motion by Cherry Brady!

Artistry in motion by Cherry Brady!

Most of the time when there is a hot model in the studio, we go in there and we interview them and that’s that. However…when Cherry Brady is in the studio, there is this sense of, dare I say it, sexual potency in the air? It turns all of us editors bananas. We want to be in the studio all day long, just to be in her presence. I know, because I spent a lot of time hanging out with Cherry…because I was, uh, working. Yes, that’s it. WORKING.

lol

Now, I would tell you that Cherry is a damn sexy woman, but that would just be way too Captain Obvious of me. What I will tell you is that she is super-talented. (Okay, that’s kind of obvious, too!) But I am not just talking about her smoldering sexuality. Oh, no! What I am referring to are her hula-hooping skills. Now, I know what you are thinking…hula hooping? YES! Hula hooping.

Hoops of glory. Maria clearly approves.

Hello Kitty and hoops of glory. Maria clearly approves.

You see, I challenged Cherry to a hula-hooping contest and she kicked soooooo much ass on the first try that I couldn’t even compete. How did she manage to do that? Let’s just say that she started off with a bra on and mid-hula-hooping, she took that puppy right off. THAT takes talent. The whole time she was hula hooping (TOPLESS!) she was playing with her tits and having a blast. And, her panties were this tiny, wisp of pink fabric that was a sequined kitty cat. Yes, she had pussy on her pussy. It was kind of glorious!

But don’t take my word for it…watch the video of it below! Oh, Cherry! You make hula hooping into something SEXY!

Enjoy it, boys!

xoxo

Maria

Nice teez!

June 13, 2010 by Elliot James
Eva Notty: Tight looks good on her.

Eva Notty: Tight looks good on her.

I can’t say enough good things about tight T-shirts. They’re just so…tight. I hate baggy tops. I know some extra-busty girls like to travel wearing one, especially when they’re flying, and I understand the reasons, but that doesn’t mean I have to like them. They might as well be wearing a flour sack.

The other day, I was at an airport to pick up a friend, and while I was waiting, a girl walked by wheeling her suitcase. She had on baggy jeans but her T-shirt was super tight and cut so that some of her waist was exposed. She looked busty but she probably had D-cups. Unfortunately not up to SCORE-size standards, but our bar is set to the highest levels. To the rest of western society, her upper deck would be a traffic stopper. All things considered, worthy of boob-spotting while I waited for the flight to disembark.

I also highly respect T-shirt wearers who put on shirts with breasty comments like “My Eyes Are Up Here.” It takes nerve. I admire the effort. It means she knows what she has and is proud of it. Busty and proud. I don’t see many girls wearing these kind of shirts at the local lunch places near the SCORE building. It’s a sad situation.

Girls, have any of you worn funny-punny boob tees outside the house?

Tatiana does her tee right.

Tatiana does her tee right.

Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off The World Cup.

Okay, it's not a shirt on Danielle Derek. Just kicking off the World Cup.

Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.

Sorority tees ("Omega Boobs") from the movie Pounding The Pledges.

Boob Bloopers Part Drei

June 9, 2010 by Elliot James

Brandy Ryder & Reyna Mae rock at K-JUGS

February 28, 2010 by Elliot James
Brandy & Reyna are the guests of battling K-Jugs DJ's Samantha and Renee Ross

Brandy & Reyna are the guests of battling K-JUGS DJs Samantha and Renee Ross

Brandy & Reyna bang two guys while K-Jugs DJ Samantha broadcasts the action.

Brandy & Reyna bang two guys while K-JUGS DJ Samantha broadcasts the action.

Brandy Ryder and Reyna Mae are two stacked singers who call themselves The Red Hot Titty Peppers. Perfect guests for K-JUGS DJ Samantha 38G to interview on the air. “We actually met at a karaoke bar,” Brandy tells Samantha about how they created Red Hot Titty Peppers. “We both had the biggest boobs and the best voices in the place, so I walked over and introduced myself to Reyna.” Samantha announces the K-JUGS listener call-in contest that will hook-up two lucky guys with Brandy and Reyna right there in the studio as Samantha broadcasts the blow-by-blows. The girls live up to their name, Hot Spunk. Because they inspire a lot of it!

In this on-the-set video, Brandy and Reyna show you the eye-poppin’ breast-wear they wear at K-JUGS and show you more behind-the-scenes fun during the making of this new XL Girls DVD release. Samantha gives Reyna a boob-head too! Judging from all the backstage videos, everyone had a blast making this movie. Check out K-Jugs!

 

A Valentine from us to YOU!

February 14, 2010 by Maria

Hello Boob Lovers!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

I am sure for most of you this is a day filled with ass-kissery to the lady loves in your lives. You know how it goes…you have to take her out to a fancy dinner. You have to buy her something sparkly. You have to “make love,” which we all know is the pretentious, drawn-out, slightly soap-opera-ish cousin to our fave…”fucking.” Valentine’s Day is tough on dudes. I get it. (Even though I am a chick, believe me, I get it. And besides, I don’t have a Valentine of my own this year, so I am allowed to shit all over this holiday meant to make single gals like me turn to chocolate and our vibrators for comfort. lol)

But I ask you this, boob brethren, WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR PRESENT? I don’t see chicks bending over backwards for you on this day. Oh, no. And that, my friends, is biased bullshit. Where is the love for the dudes? WHERE IS THE SPECIAL TREATMENT?

So, on this Valentine’s Day, I have decided to give YOU a Valentine.

Jenna Valentine, that is. 🙂

Jenna is one of my boobied, cutied faves because she is funny, has a great rack and she is pretty damn hot. (She also has a shy nipple that doesn’t get hard right away and will make you want to suck on it until it does.) And she is into chicks, which means that in my imagination, I have banged her a few times. (Okay, more than a few times. lol) When Jenna was here last, Dave and I hung out with her and took her measurements because this sexy lady from California (She talks like a Valley girl and whereas most times I would find that annoying, when this pale-skinned hottie does it, it’s a huge turn-on!) claims that she was a double-F because she didn’t fit an F. And you know what? Jenna knows her body because she was right. She’s a FF-cup. And I got to be THIS CLOSE to her as I measured her, and I am NOT complaining, because unlike my blogging cohort, Adam, I know what to do with a big pair of tits. (LOL! Sorry Adam, you asked for it, buddy.)

Plus, I taught her how to make her boobs bounce and that is the gift that keeps on giving.

So enjoy this Valentine from us to you because goddamn it, you’re special and you deserve something nice on this ridiculous chick holiday, too!

xoxoxo

Maria