Categories for Boob Bloopers

How big are J-cups?

August 17, 2009 by Elliot James

In one of last week’s blogs, Maria asked how many items could be stuffed into a large cleavage bin. This is sort of a follow-up along that line. We have a cool Renee Ross video for you today shot by Maria.  It’s kind of like a Japanese game show without any dangerous stunts. Today is Renee’s chance to show us how big  her J-cup wonders are compared to common objects. First a ball. Then, a balloon. Maria somehow found a soccer ball from an old pictorial. And finally, a desk globe. We were more than impressed by Renee’s ability to hold the soccer ball under one hooter. That means she could do the same to a guy’s head. I’m sure that would be a lot more fun than being waterboarded and probably would yield more information too. We applaud Maria too for juggling both camera and props. Well done, my lovely co-worker.

Now we know what Renee’s J-cups are like compared to household objects, there’s a better sense of perspective. J-cups are MASSIVE!

Talkin’ dirty with Kelly Shibari…

August 7, 2009 by Maria

Ha! I said it was only a matter of time before I got to chat with Kelly Shibari, and I was right! I stormed into our studio today and basically stole Kelly from her sit-down interview with our XL Girls editor, Allie Q. (Sorry, Allie!)

Why did I do that?

Well, ever since someone commented that I look like Ms. Shibari, everyone in the office has been calling me Kelly. So I thought it would be fun to talk with her, and yes, I wanted to see her tits in person…and I did! Lester, our video editor, played cameraman while I chatted with Kelly and subsequently almost fell when the wood floor I was standing on split open and swallowed my high heel! lol Kelly was a great sport, teaching me how to talk dirty in Japanese and letting me rest my head on her tits, too. (I fucking LOVE laying my noggin on a pair of big tits. Pillow tits are my place of comfort.)

Check out the video below of my first encounter with my Asian “twin.” LOL!

The absolute worst pick-up lines ever told to SCORE Girls

July 29, 2009 by Elliot James

We’ve had a semi-regular section for several years in SCORE magazine called “The Absolute Worst Pick-up Lines Ever Told to SCORE Girls.” SCORE Girls are hit on a lot, so they hear a lot more of those cheesy pick-up lines than the average girl. When they come in for a shoot, we ask them if they can remember some of the worst zingers. Some don’t but some do. When they do, we write them down. These lines are so bad, they smell.

That’s why we recommend that if you ever meet a SCORE model in the real world…a nightclub, an event, at an airport…just be yourself and dump the pick-up lines, the reverse-psychology insults and all the other pre-set scripts and comments that the pick-up gurus sell on the Net.

You might luck out.

Giggling chicks, jiggling tits!

July 28, 2009 by Dave

When busty babes giggle, their big tits jiggle. That’s the lesson of today’s boob-blooper reel of Karina Hart and Ashley Sage Ellison, filmed on-location in St. Martin, in the Caribbean. Karina, whose native language is Czech, tries to interview Ashley Sage Ellison (a native Brit) in English, and the more things don’t work out for her, the more they work out for us. Personally, I’ve never seen a clothed babe look more jackable than Ashley does in that piece of fabric she’s calling a dress.

Karina and Ashley, two of our greatest finds ever, are featured today in SCORELAND in a comparison set that was also photographed in St. Martin. I’m guessing you’ve never seen two bigger pairs of natural racks in one photo shoot.

Two sets of funbags, plenty of headroom!

July 27, 2009 by Dave

“What do you think would happen,” I said to Daphne Rosen and super-stacked newcomer Angel Gee, “if the two of you stood nipple-to-nipple? Think a person’s head would fit under there?”

Daphne and Angel looked at each other and giggled. Then Daphne, always a trooper, said, “Let’s find out!” They were getting ready to fuck for an upcoming SCORE feature, but they had a few minutes to kill and…hey, why not?

By the way, Daphne’s the brunette and Angel’s the blonde (and SCORELAND is the only place you’ll see her, solo and fucking). Enjoy!

How to get a SCORE Girl wet!

July 23, 2009 by Maria

As the editor of ChristyMarks.com, I see a lot of Christy Marks (she’s at SCORELAND, too). And let’s face it, Christy is smoking hot. (Have I said it before? Have I said that I love my job?! lol) I see so much of her, in fact, that I get to see backstage bloopers and unedited footage of this big-hootered hottie all the time. This is one of my favorites (and hers, also), so I had to post it for you. This is backstage footage of an erotic shower shoot where our studio manager, Tushna, couldn’t quite, um, shoot her wet load at Christy’s face and body.

Christy’s face at the 1:08 mark is hilarious! (Lester, our amazing video editor, kept repeating the shot of her face getting splashed because it was so funny.)

Enjoy this glimpse into what it takes to make a SCORE girl wet!

haha!

-Maria