Categories for Boobs in the News
The UK tabloid newspapers love Shannon Blue (February/March 2018 SCORE), who’s gone from a divorced mum who wanted huge tits to a very busy model on social media sites, does the phone-in TV shows, appeared on the Channel 5 documentary “Oh My God, My Midlife Plastic Crisis” and a documentary for Bulgarian television. Shannon’s gone from zero-to-sixty! And she wants to go bigger.
“The sensitivity of my breasts is exactly the same as they were before I had my boobs done,” Shannon told us. “There wasn’t a change. My nipples have always been quite sensitive. I like my boobs squeezed but mainly I like to have my nipples licked.”
Shannon’s far from finished in her breast and sex quest.
New scene today at SCORELAND.
Say what you want about U.S. President Donald Trump, but he definitely has good taste in women.
Say what you want about SCORELAND editor Elliot James, but he has the memory of an elephant. I mean, this guy remembers everything.
In the latest “Boob Beat” that I just edited for SCORE magazine, Elliot writes, “Years before this pretty young girl with her unique, cone-shaped, 34DD tits became the center of an international media storm involving the White House, alleged secret payoffs and an alleged affair with the President of the United States, she was photographed as Stormy Waters from Louisiana. The layout was published in the October 2000 SCORE.”
And, sure enough, photos of porn star Stormy Daniels when she was calling herself Stormy Waters can be found deep inside SCORELAND.
If Stormy Daniels fucked Donald Trump, does that make her more jackable or less jackable?
As I wrote in the May 2018 issue of SCORE (print and digital editions available now at eBoobStore.com), “In a year when it seemed as if Christy Marks or Karina Hart, the one-two punch in SCORELAND’s Model of the Decade Contest, was a sure thing to get inducted (both girls were in their first year of eligibility), SCORE readers pulled back the reins on their SCORELAND counterparts as if to say, ‘Not yet. It’s Lisa’s turn. Those girls will have their chance, and she’s as deserving as they are.”
Indeed, Lisa’s career spanned from 1992 to the early 2000s. She did hardcore. She sailed on the first Boob Cruise in 1994. She was the epitome of a SCORE Girl with her big, blonde hair, huge tits and slim waist.
I’m glad she was voted in. Christy and Karina will definitely have their turn.
Lisa joins Lorna Morgan, Alexis Love, Alyssa Alps, Angelique, Autumn-Jade, Busty Dusty, Chloe Vevrier, Crystal Gunns, Danni Ashe, Daphne Rosen, Devon Daniels, L.A. Bust, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Nicole Peters, Merilyn Sakova, Nikki Knockers, Pandora Peaks, SaRenna Lee, Sharday, Tawny Peaks, Tiffany Towers, Traci Topps and Wendy Whoppers in the big-boob pantheon.
A seven-page layout featuring a variety of Lisa’s photos is in the May 2018 issue along with full pictorials of the winners of Newcomer of the Year (Lara Jones), Model of the Year (Dolly Fox) and Hardcore Performer of the Year (Minka, the first two-time winner).
Congratulations to all!
2017 is over, but it will be remembered as a great one for big-boob lovers. What were your five favorite big-tit events of 2017? Here are mine, in no particular order:
• Alaura Grey not only returns with bigger naturals but does her long-awaited first hardcore scenes.
• Nine months after returning from a long hiatus, blonde fuck doll Danielle Derek super-sizes her tits and does her first mega-rack DP.
• Our first naturally stacked sisters, Erin and Helen Star, debut at SCORELAND and in SCORE and Voluptuous.
• SCOREClassics.com, the ultimate website for those of us who have very fond memories of the big ’80s and ’90s (and, in some cases, the ’70s), makes a smashing debut. John Fox’s idea of using the natural, original audio, including the exchanges between the photographers and the models, instead of wiping the audio and adding canned music is brilliant
• And here’s one that’s kind of personal and exclusive to me, the photographer and the makeup artist on the shoot: Meeting newcomer Amora Lee during her first-ever nude modeling shoot on December 22. This beauty has one of the best natural racks I’ve ever seen, and she’s coming soon. She’ll help make your 2018 great (and I’ll have a photo very soon).
There’s my list, and I’m not even including the sight of Mariah Carey, desperate to impress, freezing her tits off on New Years Eve in Times Square.
In most Katie Thornton shoots, the new SCORE Model of the Year starts off in high-glam outfits. This photo shoot and video feature a casual Katie and I like it just as much as her glitzy, fashionista look (although my favorite shoot has to be a coin toss between her coed scene and the bikini layout). She’s a girl who really knows how to dress to kill.
In the video, Katie talks about one of the hazards a girl faces when she has big tits. When Katie eats, sometimes crumbs fall into her cleavage. She talked about this cleavage crumb-catching before she took off her top and pants. Besides the hazards of crumbs, there’s also the danger of sauces and gravy spillage on the boobage.
I have an idea to combat this problem. A bib with a photo of cleavage on it. This way, when dining out, a girl’s dinner companion (and the waiter) is not deprived of the sight of her beautiful breasts in a low-cut top. I was going to have this invention patented before someone reading this blog beat me to it, but to my horror, I discovered that someone already markets one, although it’s for babies.
The debate over tattoos goes on and on with seemingly no end in sight. But when I look at this picture of Dors Feline, I don’t think, “I could do without the tats.” I do think, “I don’t think I could do without those tits.” Now, granted, if you gave me the choice between tats or no tats, I’d pick no tats almost every time. I say almost because I like tats on tits and I also like tats on shaved pussy mounds. It gives a girl an extra-slutty look.
But when I look at this picture, I know from the reaction down below that the tats don’t matter. The tits do.
By the way, it seems as if former SCORE Girl Mia Khalifa (discovered by yours truly and friends, of course) is getting into cooking. This is a surprising move for a girl who came to our attention when she was working at a greasy spoon burger joint that served up barely edible food. Anyway, I hope things are going well with Mia (although things are not going well with her favorite hockey team, the Washington Capitals).
How a woman puts her bra on tells you what kind of personality she has, according to body language expert Patti Wood.
Miss Wood is the author of Snap: Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language, and Charisma. In her book, she explains that the way a woman puts on a bra relates to her personality.
“There are four distinct personality types–drivers, influencers, supporters, and correctors–who have unique ways of doing things,” wrote Miss Wood.
If a woman hooks her bra from the back:
She’s a supporter: “She sticks to tradition and follows along with what she’s been taught by mom and other influential females.”
If she hooks in front of her and twists the bra around:
She’s an influencer: “She likes to feel appreciated, supported and look the image that she’s projecting to the world, such as a business professional. She may own many different bras.”
If she wears a front loader:
She’s a driver: “She is a planner and researcher. She will not bother with hooks she can’t see. She will not make random purchases, including bras.”
If she pre-hooks her bra and slides it over her head:
She’s a perfectionist: “Everything must be done properly and the right way. She may not like attention.”
In our book, if you get to see a girl put her bra on (after she’s taken it off), you’re already at the point when you’re past wondering about her personality.
The headline in today’s New York Post definitely caught my eye: “Staring at women’s breasts is just one of six easy ways men can live longer.”
Turns out having lots of sex is another of those six ways.
Okay, when someone tells me to exercise two hours a day and not eat French fries, my mind glazes over.
But staring at tits and having a lot of sex? I can do that.
The article linked to another article in Medical Daily that stated, “Previously, it’s been reported men who stare at women’s breasts tend to live longer, but this has been debunked. However, Men’s Health provided a scientific explanation for why ogling at breasts could boost longevity for men.
“They explained staring at breasts or looking at cute animals benefit a man’s health by creating a positive mindset. Pleasant emotions can help both men and women make better decisions about their health.”
Basically, doing anything that feels good will make you live longer? Okay. And staring at tits is one of those ways?
1. If this is true, I’m going to live forever.
2. I knew we were doing a public service at SCORELAND, but I didn’t know how much of a public service.
Live longer. Check out your favorite racks today at SCORELAND.