Here’s how the card game kiss works. Around the table, Mer is the first to take a card. She places it against her lips and sucks so the card sticks to her lips. She leans over to Angie, who puts her lips on the card and sucks. Now it sticks to Angie’s mouth. Angie does the same to Isa, who kisses the card back to Mer. The girl who drops the card loses the round.
After the game, Mer leaves the room and returns wearing a strap-on cock. Their girl games are not finished.
This is what I call a stacked deck. The girls really lay all their cards on the table.
The practice of breast massage is increasing worldwide, especially in China, where numerous breast massage machines are sold and breast massage clinics are very popular.
The U.S. is one of the few nations in the world where breast massage is illegal in many states due to old, archaic laws. Breast massage is legal in New York only if there is written consent before treatment. Washington State allows therapeutic breast massage under certain restrictions.
On the bright side, Arizona has made breast massage legal. Breast massage is perfectly legal in Europe, Canada and many other countries where they’re not uptight about the body as they are in America. Medically, breast massage has been shown to help alleviate breast tenderness, pre-menstrual tension, uneven breast tissue and the pain and swelling from breast surgery. It stimulates the lymph glands and helps to detox the body.
A handful of breast massaging instruments, mainly hand-rollers are available at Amazon, such as the tongue-twisting “Cell Roller Massage Bust Breast Enhancer Massager.” These breast massagers are nowhere near the high-tech, electrical machines on the market in China. Maybe one day, the U.S. will revise its old-fashioned laws about breast massage.
It’s a touchy subject. We’ll be there to lend a hand and carry our share of the weight.
This blog is about a touchy subject. A masseur needs big hands to handle Roxi Red, one of the GREATEST NATURALS IN BIG-BUST HISTORY.
Men slobber like village idiots when they talk to attractive women.
This incredible, amazing, startling discovery was made by scientists at the University of Chicago for a study in the science journal Evolution and Human Behaviour.
In this study, student-subjects were asked to chat to a young female research assistant.
Subsequent saliva tests showed the interaction raised their testosterone levels by as much as 30 percent. The more a man’s saliva hormone level rose, the more attractive he said he found the assistant.
We could have saved the university some research money, but no one asked us.
Smiling. It’s a subject that’s been generating controversy for years at SCORELAND. I think everyone loves a smiling model, but when a model doesn’t make smiling her natural expression or doesn’t smile a lot, then what? Some guys take it really hard. They write letters, like this one from R.C., slightly edited. “I love big boobs, but they are number two on my list of what makes a model, or any woman, desirable. Number one is the smile. A smile means that she is comfortable with herself and enjoys what she’s doing. I don’t get that from Ashley (Sage). Ashley, if you want to win me over, you must learn to smile.” This is not the first time he’s written about the smiling game.
Smilin’ Karina.
On the flip side, there’s this recent note from S.M. “You know, Ashley doesn’t smile a whole lot in her pictures but so what, she has the look of contentment instead and as long as she’s content, that’s all that matters. Ashley looks so good facially and glamorously, she can afford not to smile.”
Two men. Two opposite points-of-view. There’s no right or wrong, just personal taste. Some models like to look serious because they think it makes them look sexier. Some models don’t like their smiles. Some don’t like their teeth. Everyone has different degrees of smiling. Other models love to smile. Some models are naturally happy-go-lucky all the time so they smile a lot. Others are the serious types. Some naturally smile, others have to be reminded by the photographer. When we see a serious-looking girl, it’s human nature to think she may be unhappy or having a bad day. Women smile more often and more naturally than men, too.
Researchers in psychology and social behavior claim that a smile gets a person what they want, sells more products, makes other people happier, establishes trust and personal bonds. According to the psychology research journal, Psyblog, “Some of the best-known research on smiling is about how people judge an authentic smile, the so-called, ‘Duchenne smile’ or the ‘crinkly-eyed smile’.” Different smiles are interpreted and associated differently. Tom Cruise’s smile doesn’t mean he’s going to kill someone like movie villain Henry Silva’s smile does.
Christy Marks’ smile, to me, often has a kind of Elvis quality to it. Not a sneer, but a kind of curl to the lip that’s seems lustful and sexual. I like it. Karina’s smile lights up a room. Brianna Costello has a great smile that lights up a room. When I first met her at a Vegas video expo in January, 2006, I noticed her dazzling smile as quickly as I noticed her blinding headlights and I thought to myself, “This girl’s a winner.” She’s got that curl thing going too.
I’d rather see a smile than a straight-faced, serious expression but above all, give me a natural look that doesn’t look like acting. And ultimately, it’s all about her boobs. So Ashley can do as she pleases. We’ve gotten many letters about smiling since 1992. What’s your op about the lip flip?
Today at SCORELAND, 18-year-old natural Lucy Laistner squirts cream onto her tits. I like that. I hope that one day, some lucky guy shoots his cream all over her tits for all the world to see.
Now, many of you out there are going to take what I just wrote and interpret it as if it’s in code. You may be thinking, “Dave knows something we don’t. She’s going to do boy-girl.”
But I don’t know anything you don’t. I have no idea if Lucy will one day go all the way on-camera. I hope she does. Will she? Your guess is as good as mine.
Okay, I take that back. I do know something you don’t:
• Minka returned this week. We shot three days of solo and hardcore photos and video. Yes, THE Minka. The one and only.
• Selena Adams is scheduled to return. She’s on our calendar for later this month.
• I’m 99% sure who’s going to win SCORE Model of the Decade and who the new Hall of Fame inductee will be. But if I tell you, Elliot’s going to have to kill me, and I don’t want him to go to prison.
Oh, by the way: Did anyone see Salma Hayek on the Golden Globes a few weeks ago? Holy shit! She either had a boob job or a late-in-life growth spurt (she’s 53). Which one was it? Is there a Golden Globe for best tits? There should be. I mean, it’s called the Golden Globes.
A study of worldwide interest in sex toys by Vouchercloud indicates that the Danes shop for toys the most (118 per 1,000 Internet users per year). Denmark, Sweden, and Greenland (Greenland?) were the top three followed by the U.S. and UK. Romania, land of Arianna Sinn, ranked at a respectable 11. Vouchercloud used 18 of the most-popular sex toy search terms, such as vibrators and dildos. India ranked near the bottom.
Milly Marks
According to a boob survey in Elle, a magazine that does not have pictures of naked girls and therefore is not part of our monthly reading habits, females have a special relationship with their breasts and their bras. We at SCORE knew that.
40% have considered a boob job. 60% have not.
16% have had sex in front of a mirror because they liked their breasts so much. 84% have not.
26% have had to teach a partner what words (boobs, ta-tas, etc.) to call their breasts.
29% have stuffed their bras with toilet paper.
30% have worn a sports bra to flatten their breasts.
11% have named their breasts.
16% have made their boyfriends try on their bras.
69% have found that their strapless bras slipped way down past their breasts.
73% are still confused about their actual bra size even after a professional sizing.
60% thought their breasts looked like udders when they bent over.
Victoria Lane
The most popular slang words for breasts are:
Tits: 51%
Boobs: 37%
Jugs: 3%
Knockers: 2%
Hooters: 1%
Nothing listed here: 5%
Some additional terms of endearment: naps, bazookas, bazongas, bazooms, bongos, breastesses, bristols, bumpers, cans, cantaloupes, coconuts, cupcakes, gazongas, hangers headlights, hills, mams, melons, mounds, mountains, naughty pillows, norks, peaks, puppies, sweater meat, ta-tas, tiggobitties, the girls, the twins, torpedoes, twin peaks, yabos and ying-yangs.
Our busty bombshell bartenders Korina Kova and Selena Adams bounce their big boobs and bodacious booties on our beer bar. The two bosom buddies and kissin’ cousins boasting hourglass perfection (one from Florida, the other from Canada) have big eyes for each other.
You know them, but editorial protocol, like beautiful girls, must be followed. Selena is wearing the striped top. Korina is in the blue tube top. They’re dressed for the heat in a bar room blitz of big tits. Beer, babes, bare breasts and bountiful, bubbly behinds. It’s party time.
Kelly was a SCORE Model of the Year winner and a reader’s wife.
The SCORELAND members poll asked a tough question.
“Your girlfriend or wife wants to model in a XXX boy-girl video with a pro stud. How do you react?”
The results were:
37% would firmly object to the idea
35% would support her decision
16% would neither support or object to it
11% said they would try to talk her out of it
The reason I brought it up was because of the trend in married ladies modeling for SCORE, V-mag and XLGirls, in either XXX or solos. I call them WILFS. They can be any age. The mature genres have always attracted wives, divorcees and swingers, but the big-bust girls tend to be unmarried. Some do have husbands but prefer to keep that status confidential. A big part of the appeal of the taboo-busting mature woman genre is that she’s either married or divorced, has kids or grandkids, or is a swinger.
At XLGirls, some of the wives include Zeta Verrone, Jasmine Jones. Katrin Porto and Danica Danali.
The results surprised me considering that this is a hot-button topic that involves the basic human emotions of jealousy, marital fidelity and possessiveness. I was predicting almost no neutrality, but there’s that 16% zone that was much larger than I would have estimated.
This was in sharp contrast to a previous poll asking: “If your girlfriend was asked to model nude professionally, what would your reaction be?”
47% said she could model if she wanted to.
18% would object to the idea of her modeling.
34% would encourage her to try it.
So solo modeling is okay, for the most part, but sex with another guy can be the deal-breaker.
None of the married models wanted to hide their status and some seemed proud of the fact. Some of them talked about their spouses who encouraged them.
This leads us to the ultimate poll question:
Do you lose interest if you learn that a model is married?
11% said yes
41% said no
48% said it doesn’t matter
So for the majority, a model being married doesn’t spoil the fun and might even fuel-up their pleasure. Only a small percentage were bugged by the knowledge that a model is someone’s wife.
Crunching all these numbers and counting all these beans leads me to conclude that more busty married women should model at SCORELAND.
Boners can only thrive and stiffen in the lovely hands and between the big breasts of stacked beauties. Karina Hart did it once and only once. Crystal Gunns did it one time and never again. Cindy Cupps did it once and never again. Elaina Gregory only once. Morgan Leigh did it one time only on the beach. Merilyn Sakova did it (well, with a latex cock).
Every girl has her own sweet style. It was big news when Valory Irene did a Tits & Tugs for the first and last time. I love that accent and how Valory says “Fuck my tits.”
Now and then, guys will write in with requests for a big-boobed porn star Tits & Tugs scene but with more tit-fucking than hand tugging. Some of the names suggested include Minka, Danielle Derek and Tigerr Benson. I think it’s kinda interesting because those girls do full XXX, but what the fans want is just tit-fucking.
