These days at SCORELAND, we’ve been busy posting pictorials of the winners of the Voluptuous 2009 Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year contests, and it’s funny how even the things you know can sometimes take you by surprise. For example, I knew that Ashley Sage Ellison won Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, but today, when I saw “NOY Runner-Up: Renee Ross” under the “What’s New” banner, I did a double-take. Runner-up? Runner-up to who? How can Renee Ross be runner-up to anybody?
Apparently, runner-up to her: Ashley Sage Ellison.
Apparently, SCORELAND member Tony R. felt the exact same way because he commented, “I can’t believe this absolutely amazing woman, so comfortable in her photos and on video, would be runner up to anyone.”
Then I looked at the photos of Renee pouring out of a tight top, and before I even got to the really good stuff (Renee’s J-cup naturals out and ready for sucking), I thought, “This just can’t be. This girl is the epitome of voluptuousness. Nobody can beat her.” But then I went back at looked and Ashley Sage’s Model of the Year photos and I thought, “Well, maybe.” But I’m not so sure. And the voting was super close, so it’s not like Ashley won in a landslide.
But if she keeps behaving like this, Renee will be 2010 Model of the Year.
Anyway, Ashley and Renee are sure to go at it again in the 2010 Model of the Year Contest, and I think the result might be reversed this time. You see, when the 2009 publishing year ended, Renee hadn’t yet gone hardcore, and since then she’s done girls in Sex In The Titties and gone all the way with a guy in K-Jugs and in V-Mag. As for Ashley, she’s yet to even spread her legs on camera, and you know how we guys can be, always asking for more. Give us a tit and we’ll take a pussy.
The way I see it, Ashley has about four months to fuck on camera or 2010 V-Mag Model of the Year will be all Renee’s. And then Ashley will be runner-up and I’ll be asking, “Runner-up? Runner-up to who?”
Puma Swede: “If I was a squirrel, I’d put my nuts in your hole.”
Angel Gee: “Are you lost? Because it’s strange to see an angel so far from heaven.”
Morgan Leigh: “Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.”
Everybody wants to date a SCORE and Voluptuous model. They’re hit on a hundred more times than the average hottie. They’ve heard every line in the book. So they told us some of the things dudes say to them. Here’s a bunch of cheesy pick-up lines that guys have thrown their way. That’s some real stinky cheese!
Autumn-Jade says, "Always keep your eye on the ball."
Gianna Rossi demonstrates proper service and upskirt motion.
This is what all busty tennis players should wear at the French Open. The problem is, none of them are as stacked as Karina and Mandy.
Well, it’s that time of year again, when tits and tennis always seem to be in the news. Last year, it was Simona Halep, who made news when she announced she was going to get a breast reduction because her tits were getting in the way of her tennis. I’m sorry to report that 1.) She did get the reduction; and 2.) She’s been playing better (although she lost today in the first round of the French Open. Serves her right for getting rid of those natural beauties).
Yeah, I know, 40something Raquel Sieb isn't playing tennis. Don't get so anal about it.
This year, it’s Venus Williams, the far-less-bustier of the Williams sisters (it’s Serena who has the big tits and big ass), who’s making news. She came out for her first-round match at the French Open wearing a red-and-black corset-like dress and, underneath, nude sports shorts that, at first glance, made her seem like she wasn’t wearing any panties at all. How about that!
Actually, how about nothing. When I first saw the photos, I thought Venus was baring her ass, but it really didn’t matter to me because I have no desire to see Venus’s ass.
Here at SCORELAND, our girls have been exploiting the game of tennis for their own purposes for a long time. They know that nothing makes big tits bounce like a good, hearty game of tennis and tennis skirts don’t cover much at all. So, for your viewing pleasure, here are Autumn-Jade, Gianna Rossi, Karina Hart, demonstrating how big-tit tennis should be done. And, as a bonus, from 40SomethingMag.com, here’s Raquel Sieb exploiting a tennis court for her own sexual purposes. Game, set, jack.
Isis Haze was discovered by a veteran Boob Cruiser named Ricky in a club called Silk Exotic in Juneau, Wisconsin. He sent some snaps to BeAScoreModel.com, and before long, Isis was washing the photographer’s car.
At home in Sin City Las Vegas, Kandi Cox (SCORE Xtra #7) rides a Harley around town. She did a hot nurse-patient scene with Cindy Cupps in Bosom Buddies #5.
Nicole Tyler sailed twice on the Boob Cruise in 1997 and 1998. I think Nicole manages a club these days.
Dirty talking Dusty Rose needs a raunchy dude who’s looking for pure action and knows how to control a dominant woman.
Redd Adaire does strip-o-grams, lap, table and stage dancing, and jug collections. Jug collections? In British strip pubs, a dancer collects tips in a pint glass called a jug before she performs on stage. Happy birthday, ladies.
Notice the proximity of Kerry Marie's oil-up boobs to a large body of water. This could be very dangerous.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is giving oil a bad name. Not to make light of the disaster–and it is a disaster in every way–but at times like these, we must remain levelheaded and remember that OIL IS NOT TO BLAME! In fact, oil has many positive uses, as frequent jackers and SCORELAND members (aren’t they the same thing?) know very well.
We could have an international emergency unless somebody identifies the body of boobs that this oil spill has occurred on.
Rachel Love knows that in some situations, you can't have enough oil.
Oh, no! It's an oil spill on Dawn Stone's chest!
Oil can be used to smoothen the ride when you're tit-fucking Carmen Hayes.
Mandi Melons: One of the true champions of dildo fucking.
I have a few things to discuss today. First, dildos. In the most recent Blog poll, we asked, “Do you like to see big-titted girls using dildos in still photos?” Despite the recent anti-dildo letters we’ve received, 49% said yes, only 25% said no and 25% said, “Toy or no toy, it doesn’t make a difference.” So, a whopping 74% of you don’t object to seeing a girl fucking herself with a plastic toy in photos (and 50% of you either don’t want to see them or are fine with not seeing them). Since I’m in the pro-dildo camp, I will celebrate with this photo of Mandi Michelle Melons, a true expert with the fuck stick, slamming her pussy silly. Mandi, who modeled a few times in the early 2000s, has a self-opening pussy and an asshole that doesn’t need much help from the doorman, either. The way she used gigantic dildos gave us the answer to the question, “How come Mandi’s fuck holes don’t close all the way?” In one of my earliest interviews, for the DVD Busty Dildo Lovers 3, I got to play a peep-show creep (not a reach) who directs Mandi through a scene. My favorite part was when she tucked one, then two, then three, then four fingers into her ever-expanding pussy. Isn’t it great when you can see the fingers and/or dildo and still see the inside of a girl’s pussy?
Second thing to discuss: I recently shot a Blog video of a hugely stacked, natural newcomer wrapping her tits around Maria’s head. Maria has never looked better.
Third thing to discuss: today’s Vanessa Del video at XLGirls.com. Basically, it goes like this: Vanessa, in a bed that’s setup in an outdoor cabana, models her tits in some sexy, low-cut lingerie. You’ll probably lose your juice before the guy enters the scene. If so, fine. Recharge. Re-start the show. See what wonderful, slutty things Vanessa can do to a cock. Most of them involve her tits, but she’s damn good with her mouth and pussy, too. Here’s a sample. Never say I don’t give you guys anything.
Hillary Hooterz was waylaid by two SCORE Men at the Adult Entertainment Expo, and they sent us the proof. Keisha Evans brought what she calls her “Franken-bra” when she visited the SCORE Studio in 2004. Ashley Sage won Newcomer of the Year awards in both SCORE and Voluptuous. Congratulations, Ashley. Sharday was entered into the SCORE Hall of Fame this year. Thanks for all you did, Sharday. In Spanish, “Nova” means, “no go” but Terry Nova is always ready for a go. Happy birthday, ladies.
Our friends Jose Z. and Ace2, members of the Boob Brotherhood.
Jose and Ace2 faithfully attend nearly every public expo, convention and event in search of SCORE babes. I used to see them when I went to the Vegas conventions.
Jose and Ace 2 in search of SCORE Girls in Las Vegas.
In this photo Jose sent from last January’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, the Boob Brothers take a break from their breast trek in front of a giant SCORE poster featuring Morgan Leigh. “We met Minka, Taylor Stevens, Kelly Madison, Sara Jay, Rebecca Love, Hillary Hooterz, Mianna Thomas, Penelope Pumpkins and Rachel Love,” Jose said. The show doesn’t get a lot of bra-busters these days. In the ’90s and early 2000s, all the girls went, at least for one day.
Jose and Ace2 bumped into Hillary Hooterz (left) & Mianna Thomas, among other way-busty babes you know.
They also sent this shot of Mianna Thomas and now-blonde Hillary Hooterz. Nice to bump into!
Anyone else go to these fan expos? There’s also Adultcon, Adultdex, Glamourcon, the Gentlemen’s Club Owners Expo and Fan Fair, Erotica L.A., XFanz Expo and a few more names I can’t remember. There’s one coming up in Miami next week, Exxxotica, and a brand-new one in Chicago this July called Exxxtacy 2010.
Until next time, Boob Brothers! Onward! Together, Brothers!
I’ll skip the clues but I’ll include some quotes here.
When you scroll down, you’ll see her identity.
“My nipples always go hard. Always. I always play with my boobs and masturbate. It’s fun. It’s almost better than full-on sex sometimes. I mean, sometimes I’ll be at home alone, and I’ll just start playing with my tits and sucking on them. That’s why I can survive without men, you see, because I can play with my own boobs. I can shove dildos up me, too. I can rub my nipples. I can suck them. I can push them together and lick both my nipples. I can bite them. And I can tweak them. And it doesn’t hurt. Not at all.”
Any ideas yet?
What about this quote?
“My whole body’s very sensitive. By the way, one of my breasts is slightly bigger than the other. My right breast is slightly bigger than my left one. You can barely tell. I always like to suck on my own breasts when I’m having sex, unless he’s sucking on them. A guy will be fucking me, and I’ll just lift my breast up to my mouth and suck it. And sometimes I’ll suck on one and he’ll suck on the other.”
Do you know who she is now?
“I think my tits are the best part of my body, apart from my smile and my eyes, even though guys never say anything about those parts. But I can’t blame men for loving my breasts because I love them. They’re my babies. Sometimes when I use a vibrator, I’ll turn it on and rub it all over my breasts for a while, and my nipples will get rock hard. Then I’ll turn it on full power and go to my clitoris. I keep it at medium when I have it on nipples, but when it’s on my clit, I like it very powerful.”
Have you guessed?
“I just love having my boobs played with. It’s really great. If I had a choice between a man shagging me and playing with my boobs, I’d pick playing with my boobs every time. Fortunately, I’ve never had to make that choice. I’ve never had a man go away complaining. I guess it’s because I have a dirtier mind than most men. I love doing naughty things with my big tits. Sucking on them. Biting them. Wrapping them around a big cock. Making a cock cum all over them. Just about whatever you want to do to them, I’m good with it.”
