“Like a premature ejaculator, birthdays come too soon.”-Jack Moore
Some of you might know (and if you don’t, do a Google news search) that Alexia Moore, who debuted in the November 2005 issue of SCORE, is on trial in New York City for prostitution. The prosecution contends that she tried to sell sex to an undercover cop at a lap-dance club (Big Daddy Lou’s Hot Lap Dance Club; gotta love that name), but Alexia denies it. On Friday, charges were dropped against her alleged partner in crime. A decision in Alexia’s case is expected tomorrow.
UPDATE: Alexia was found not guilty of all charges. According to the New York Post, after the verdict, Alexia’s lawyer said, “She’s just an exotic dancer. That’s what she does.” But maybe not anymore. Alexia promptly announced her retirement. That’s a shame. The world needs more busty lap dancers. Unfortunately, New York City has had a hard-on for lap dancers ever since the Giuliani administration. Personally, I’d trade a Disney Store for Big Lou’s Hot Lap Dance Club any day of the week.
During the trial, the prosecution was concerned that Alexia would offer a lesbian defense in which she’d claim that she wouldn’t have offered sex for money to a man because she’s a lesbian (which she isn’t). That sounded idiotic to me (and to Alexia’s attorney, too; even if Alexia was a lesbian, what does sexual orientation have to do with making an honest buck?), but it reminded me of about four years ago, when I interviewed Alexia (who, to the best of my knowledge, has never done boy-girl) and her best friend Danielle Derek (who went on to do hard-pounding anal scenes in several SCORE movies, including Big-Tit Glory Hole and Tits-a-Poppin’).
The lesbian defense kinda goes out the window in this clip, but, hey Alexia was never claiming it, anyway, and I thought you might enjoy it. If the D.A. tries to show Private Stuffers, Danielle and Alexia’s DVD, in court, I hope they have a lot of Kleenex handy. By the way, Alexia’s the girl on your right.
I have a few things on my mind today. Please bear with me for a few minutes.
1. The current SCORELAND Blog poll asks, “Have you ever dated a girl solely because of her big tits?” You can check out the results so far by looking to your right on the page, but here’s what I’m interested in: 11% answered, “Yes, and I ended up marrying her.” If that was your answer, we need to hear from you. Don’t leave us hanging! What happened? Details, please (including boob size, how things went at first, how you met her, etc.) My answer was, “Yes, but it didn’t work out.: My girl, boobs and all, walked out on me in the middle of dinner. She called me a pervert, even though, get this, she was dressed like a hooker and, it turned out, was three-months pregnant.
Lots of leg. Very classy, right? Well, a few seconds after this photo was taken, LegSex.com model Yazmina was sucking cock on camera.
Lots of boob. Trashy, right? Well, Rukhsana has never fucked on camera (which isn't a good thing; it's just a fact).
2. The Golden Globes Awards. Forget about who won and who lost. Here’s what’s rubbing me the wrong way. The fashionistas are all over Mariah Carey because she wore a dress that showed, in their words, too much cleavage. As one critic said of Mariah, “The Herve Leger gown was still elegant, the capped sleeves were cute, the jewelry worked and the pulled back hair was classy. All you really had to do, was…well, cover up!” But these same people loved Jennifer Aniston, who wore a dress that was slit so high, you could see 100% of her legs right up to her hips. Why didn’t she have to, well, cover up? Yeah, I know the answer. Showing legs: Good. Showing boobs: Bad. Well, fuck you, fashionistas.
And that’s all I have to say.
Linsey's first pictorial: her 18th birthday shoot
Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s enduring popularity never ceases to amaze me. I mean, here’s a girl who debuted in 1996, and as we all know, in the world of big boobs (and porn in general), everybody wants to see new girls. Well, more than 13 years after she debuted in the December ’96 issue of SCORE, LDM is still No. 1. And that’s pretty damn impressive.
Of course, the recent SCORELAND Blog poll was very unscientific, but I think the results would have held up even if we had done the poll in the members area or in the magazine. We asked, “Of the following four choices, who do you think is the greatest SCORE model ever?” and 509 people voted. Linsey came in first with 44%, Chloe Vevrier was second at 31%, SaRenna Lee was third at 14% and Christy Marks, recently named “Best of the Decade” by SCORELAND members, was fourth at 11%.
A few thoughts: One, through the years, Linsey (who is a member of the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame) has fended off challenges from Sharday, Merilyn Sakova, Karina Hart and others to keep her standing at No. 1. SCORE readers keep telling us so. Second, it’s amazing that Chloe Vevrier, another Hall of Famer, has also retained her popularity through three decades. I mean, Linsey has always been a lot more front-and-center, publicity-wise, than Chloe, but Chloe hung with her in the voting (and, in retrospect, I thought the photo I picked for Chloe was the worst of the four I picked for the four girls). Third, the three girls from the 1990s really stomped the one girl from the 2000s. Fifth, I don’t care who else we might have included in the voting–and a lot of you made suggestions–Linsey still would have come out on top.
You know, I have a hunch that if we hold this poll again in January 2020, Linsey will be No. 1 again. Toppling Linsey is going to be a very tall order for the girls of the 2010s.
Don't reach for an aspirin next time.
Sucking on the nipples of a lactating woman could be an alternative to drugs as a painkiller. Scientists theorize that breast milk contains a substance that may dull pain naturally. A Tottori University team in Japan discovered that lactoferrin, found in breast and dairy milk, has painkilling qualities that exceed morphine.
“We started the study because we suspected that babies fell into a deep sleep after drinking their mother’s milk, not just because their stomachs were filled, but also because lactoferrin was affecting their brains,” a Tottori professor said. “Minute doses of lactoferrin could probably allow struggling patients to get by with morphine doses 1,000 times less than their current levels. Just based on animal experiments, lactoferrin’s effects outstrip morphine and have no side-effects.” Lactoferrin is also believed to be effective in fighting bacteria and viruses, which is why it is suspected that breast-fed babies often do not come down with as many infant illness as non-breast fed babies.
I’ve always thought that hooters can heal. This could be the proof.
Back in Cologne, Germany, Annina held her first SCORE mag, May '08.
When I did the first “Girls holding magazines” BLOG article, Jack commented: “I agree that having a model hold up her SCORE pictorial brings everything full circle. Interesting to see that each model is smiling and proudly displaying her pictorial. I believe this brings back the human element and establishes the sense of realism. I hope you keep doing this practice. Just call me old school.”
Down under, Angela White holds Voluptuous down under.
Emily Cartwright in Preston, England with Oct. '08 V-Mag.
For this blog, we go full circle, to use Jack’s term, with another collection of SCORELAND babes holding up their stuff with a look in their eyes that says, “I did that!”
I have to say that I’d rather see the girls in this kind of picture wearing a sexy, low-cut top or dress rather than naked. I know that sounds crazy. Yet there’s something really beyond words about a photo of a naked woman, like Brittany O’Neil here, happily holding up a magazine with a picture of her with a cock thrusting inside her from the movie SCORE Xtra #10. She looks proud. And I’m happy she’s proud.
Who holds the record for the most photos of holding up stuff?
Brittany O'Neil at SCORE with May '04 SCORE.
Renee in the SCORE Studio.
It’s probably Angela White, shown above with the December ’04 Voluptuous. Since the beginning, she’s sent us photos from her crib in Australia holding mags, DVDs, her 2007 V-Mag Model of the Year award, shirts, all kinds of goodies. Hey, Angela, how many magazine covers have you been on since 2003?
Christy Marks SCORELAND Model of the Decade.
Congratulations, Christy. It’s official. After over three months of voter deliberation and a controversial “Matrix” voting system that itself led to lots of heated comments, both positive and negative, SCORELAND has its doll of the decade. Breathing heavily down her neck (figuratively speaking, that is), Karina Hart, Christy’s co-star in Busty Riding Academy, came in at #2. Christy Marks, an awesome 18 year-old, 36H-cup discovery from Pennsylvania, debuted in November ’07 SCORE. She was immediately signed as an exclusive model in the tradition of many big-bust superstar covergirls. From the very beginning, Christy hit the Top Rated Twenty page in the SCORELAND Model Directory and she never left. Now all grown up at 21 years-old this past October 13, Christy’s headspinning list of accomplishments includes a website devoted to her, two major group photo-projects in the Bahamas (Big Boob Paradise, On Location Eleuthera) and Hungary (Busty Riding Academy), a slew of R and XXX-rated DVDs and a stack of magazine credits. All this, and still the real-girl-next-door, but now the Model of the Decade. Have a happy 2010, Christy, and from all of the staff at The SCORE Group, we simply say “love ya.”
Christy proudly showed off her first cover issue in 2007, still hot off the press.