It’s Thursday. The clock is running. Tomorrow morning, Friday, January 1, 2010, we’ll know who’s won the SCORELAND Model of the Decade contest. As soon as everyone recovers from New Year’s Eve. It’s too tough a call for me personally. I’ve kept out of the voting anyway. Christy Marks. Karina Hart. I enjoy them both for different reasons. They each bring their own style and their own game to the table. There were times when I did wonder if Merilyn would take one of them out. But deep down, most people guessed correctly from the beginning that this would ultimately be a two girl race.
In 2007, U.C. wrote: “I have always been tempted to write to you guys. But I was never sure of what to say that would mean something. Now you guys have given me something to write about Christy Marks. That is a goddess next to Linsey Dawn McKenzie.”
In 2008, C.B. emailed: “I’ve been a member with you guys for ages now. Have to say I’m a big fan of Linsey Dawn and lots of your other girls but Karina has the potential to be # 1. No doubt in my mind!”
The same clash of the titans is happening in the annual SCORE and Voluptuous Model of the Year contests. Christy won both titles last year while Karina won both Newcomer contests. Now they’re squaring off for both Model of the Year contests. The major difference between the Model of the Decade contest and the Model of the Year contests is that the Decade contest is only on SCORELAND and was designed only for Internet application while the Model of the Year contest is run in both print mags as well as on SCORELAND. But the difference is not just in the contrasting media. The two voting groups, one Internet-based, the other a print magazine readership, actually have very different tastes and viewpoints so the voting is a study in contrast as well as in psychoboobology.
Me, I just wish Christy and Karina both lived down the street from our building. Add Merilyn Sakova to that wishlist also. But I’m grateful for what we have received…
Not to be confused with breastosis, breastnosis is a very real condition and is being studied in university research labs. Scientists at the University of Wellington in New Zealand discovered that guys look at tits longer than any other body part. Few glances were directed at the arms, lower legs and feet. Subjects were presented with six images of the same woman, digitally altered to increase or decrease the size of her bust, waist and hips. Using cameras and mirrors to measure tiny eye movements, the scientists recorded which areas men looked at first, the number of times they looked and how long their gaze lasted.
“Men spent consistently more time looking at the breasts and made more fixations upon them than other regions,” the researchers reported. Let me tell you, if these scientists would just go to SCORELAND, they could save a lot of cash on their experiments.
And from the SCORELAND files, an example of brainfreeze caused directly by the power of breastnosis. In Pasadena, California, a rookie policeman groped a woman’s breast during a traffic stop but was caught because he used his own cell phone camera to take photos of himself doing it. The 22 year-old officer stopped a female driver, then told her and her female passenger to expose themselves or he would jail them for drunken driving. Using his own camera, he took a photo with his hand on on the driver’s boob. He was charged with fourth-degree sex offense, second-degree assault and two other misdemeanors. A second woman came forward with the same story.
In this clip, the mindboggling power of breastnosis is captured on film. Watch as the subject’s eye bulge from breastnosis while he’s looking at Daphne Rosen’s chest.
I am collecting anecdotes, memories and personal accounts from Boob Cruisers (both models and passengers) from any of the five Cruises (1994, ’95, ’97, ’98 and 2000) for use in a future issue of SCORE. Did you sail on any of the Boob Cruises?
Fan photo shoots were kinda popular.
Your accounts can be as short or as long as you wish. Memories, situations, fun stories, adventures, something that created lasting friendships or changed a person’s life or personality…anything you think readers will enjoy.
If you attended any of the Cruises and are interested in telling your tale, whether a few sentences or a few paragraphs, please phone me at 305-662-5959 Ext 237 or email me directly at james@scoregroup.com and thanks!
Natalie Fiore gets wet thinking about all the votes she’s been getting.
Nicole Peters’ rack provides full coverage.
Things are looking up for Anna Song in “Best of the Decade”
Sharday would be tickled pink if she won.
Christy Mark did this.
Ines Cudna looks beautiful even when she’s upside-down.
Putting in a plug for Merilyn Sakova.
Angela White shows off her Top 10 credentials.
With a big rally in the final hours, Angela White squeezed past Brandy Talore last night to earn a spot in the Final 10 in the “Best of the Decade” countdown at SCORELAND. For all the early controversy about augmented and black ‘n’ stacked models being eliminated before many of us (including me) thought they should have been eliminated, the girls who remain are pretty representative of the best new big-boobed discoveries of the decade that’s winding to a close.
Angela White: 2008 V-Mag Model of the Year. All-around cutie. Was a big hit with all the girls at the Big-Boob Paradise shoot. Loves being a SCORE and V-Girl.
Merilyn Sakova: 2005 Newcomer of the Year, 2006 SCORE Model of the Year, two-time runner-up for SCORE Model of the Year.
Sharday: 2001 Newcomer of the Year and 2002 Model of the Year in SCORE and Voluptuous. And she’s on the verge of being inducted into the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame.
Christy Marks: 2007 Newcomer of the Year, 2008 Model of the Year. Fucks a lot. Took it up the ass just for you.
Nicole Peters: 2003 SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, 2004 Voluptuous Model of the Year.
Karina Hart: 2008 SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year, frontrunner for 2009 SCORE and Voluptuous Model of the Year.
Rounding out the list: Natalie Fiore, whose recent growth spurt puts her in elite company among naturals; Ines Cudna, one of the most beautiful SCORE models ever; Bea Flora, ditto; and Anna Song, a super-sexy natural who…well, yes, I’m surprised she’s hung around this long, but then again, there isn’t a girl in the competition I’d rather fuck.
When this whole thing started 90 days ago, I expected Karina, Nicole, Christy, Sharday and Merilyn to be in the final 10, so all in all, considering the long grind and the admittedly complicated voting procedure (in which you vote daily to eliminate a girl), that’s not bad.
Now remember: The rules stay the same for the final 10. Today, you’re voting on who should be No. 10, so do NOT vote for your favorite. Vote for the girl who you think should be No. 10. Same for Nos. 9, 8, 7, 6, all the way down to the Final Two showdown on December 31, when again, you’ll vote for the girl you think SHOULDN’T WIN.
Who do I think is going to win? I’m not saying. I’m also not going to say anything about recent voting trends, even though they are very interesting. When this whole thing started, the votes were spread out among 100 girls, but now they’re concentrated among only 10, and trends change by the hour. So make sure you vote every day (you must be a SCORELAND member to vote).
I do know this: Whoever wins, we’ll be proud to name her “Best of the Decade.”
Last week, the SPIKE TV show Manswers asked if you can be hypnotized by boobs. The answer, of course, is, yes, you can. (Or as President Obama says, “Yes we can.”) At SCORELAND, we have known for many years how big boobs can cause a hypnotizing effect on male passersby and some females. I tell you that this condition exists. The people at the New York Times and CNN, they called me crazy. I’ll show them one day who’s the sane one. Exactly what is this phenomenon? The scientific word is breastnosis. Men who stare at a pair of large hooters will fall into a deep trance and not remember what they have done or where they are going. It doesn’t matter if the breasts are clothed or nude. Their power passes through cotton, rayon, wool, brick, lead, etc.
This chump doesn't stand a chance.
Jade turns on her high beams.
This is why guys walk into light poles and fire hydrants when a busty girl bounces by, or worse, rear-end the car in front of them. Often they wake up in motels, not knowing how they got there. Studies have shown that the faster a girl’s breasts bounce, the deeper the breastnosis becomes. There are case histories of heavily breastnotized men losing their cars, keys, wallets, pants, shoes and underwear. They know who they are. It’s an effect that’s deserving of further research in universities and laboratories.
If this happens to you, just enjoy it. Unless you’re an airline pilot or you work in a nuclear power plant.
Angel Gee knows that a complete blow job involves sucking the sac, too.
The SCORELAND Blog voters have spoken, and they have a message for all you girls out there: “Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” That’s right. “A blow job is not just about my cock-head and shaft,” they’re saying. “It’s about my sac and butthole, too!”
We asked, “When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck?” Here’s how the results turned out:
“Head, shaft and suck those balls, too!” got 53%
“Suck my shaft! Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” got 26%
“Just the head and shaft, please!” got 21%
Just remember, guys: If you want your girl to pay attention to your balls and asshole, rub-a-dub-dub!
Lots of action in the “Best of the Decade” voting over the weekend. Eva Notty, who’s running tit-to-tit with Ashley Sage Ellison for SCORE Newcomer of the Year, was voted No. 29. Renee Ross is No. 28. And Kali West is No. 27. Congratulations, girls, on your very impressive showings to go with your very impressive racks.
Merilyn Sakova: Most impossibly slim 'n' stacked girl ever?
Last week, I pointed out that Angelina Vallem was doing very well in the voting, in effect giving her the proverbial kiss of death. Right now, the biggest surprise is that Merilyn Sakova doesn’t seem to be headed for a Top 10 finish, but that can easily change.
All 26 remaining girls in the contest have appeared in Voluptuous magazine. Nine of the 26 have done all-the-way boy-girl. And I’m proud to report that you guys have long memories. Two of the remaining girls–Nadine Jansen and Sharday–debuted in 2001.
And finally, I know I’m late to the game on this one, but there’s a documentary on BBC called “My Big Breasts and Me” about the so-called problems naturally stacked women have. I call your attention to Jodie, a stacked music student who, despite these hardships, loves showing off her tits. Check your cable guide. In the U.S., the show has aired on BBC America.
We posted this past week’s gallery of SCORE birthday girls, but I wanted to pay separate tribute to Alyssa today. Alyssa wrote a column in SCORE called “On The Road” that began in the January ’98 SCORE and ended in the June ’03 issue. That’s an extraordinary run for any column, especially in men’s mags. I enjoyed reading the columns about Alyssa’s trips to clubs all over the USA and seeing her photos with strip-club fans and the SCORE readers who’d go to see her shows and have a drink with her. It was really cool.
If you have those older SCORE issues and read her columns, you know the feeling. Alyssa was very proactive. She was always promoting SCORE. We were always on her mind. She was buddies with a ton of SCORE Girl feature dancers–you name her, Alyssa knew her–so they often popped their buttons in one photo or another in many columns. I wish the column had been transferred to SCORELAND like Crystal Gunns’ column, but at this point it’s not feasible. She finally agreed to do the Boob Cruise in 2000 but only to write the ship’s log for the special Boob Cruise edition. She was firm on that. No titties. No pussy. Of course, Alyssa changed her mind towards the end of the trip and posed on the beach for Jana, one of the BC photographers.
This photo is beat-up and grainy because it’s a scan of a Polaroid taken on September 28, 2001. These days, everything is digital and doesn’t age and color-fade like chemical pics on paper do, so there is no sense of a passage of time. When Alyssa was in Florida to dance at the Treasure Island club (now PT’s) in Hialeah, Dave, E., and I went to see one of her lunchtime shows, which we, uh, really, uh, enjoyed. Someone snapped a shot of us, and I put it in my photo album. Alyssa also posed for a few pictorials for the magazine that week so she was in the building and even did a column about visiting the staff. It was published in March ’02. Of course, she was the covergirl. As timing would have it, that issue also featured the first formal SCORE pictorial of Crystal.
Alyssa Alps Treasure Island 9/28/01
I could go on about Alyssa’s New York Xmas shows at Flashdancers and being helped out by her at the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair shows she coordinated in Vegas every August, and how every year at this time, Alyssa used to ship the office a box of her homemade Xmas cookies. But I’m starting to get all depressed and morose and Alyssa wouldn’t like that!
Happy birthday weekend and Merry Xmas, Alyssa, from your friends at SCORE.
