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The dumb blonde and big tits conspiracy

August 2, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment

cartoonboobsAfter fucking a blonde babe, a guy goes into the kitchen and pours a glass of milk. His cock is still hot, so he sticks it in the milk to cool it off. The blonde walks in on him, points and says, “Oh, I always wondered how guys refilled those.”

Typical dumb blonde joke. But under the surface, a powerful motivator.

Psychologists at Bremen University in Germany say that blondes really are dumber after they hear dumb blonde jokes and that blonde jokes make blondes do poorly in tests. They tested 80 students, 40 of them blonde. They presented the blonde students with a negative stereotype about dumb blondes before they took the test. The blondes that were told that blondes were dumb performed worse than the others. The scientists want to examine how these negative stereotypes affect people and devise ways to counteract effects of the dumb blonde stereotype.

So there is a scientific reason behind the dumb busty blonde stereotype.

We at SCORE are working to conteract this.

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The tits and tennis debate

July 29, 2009 by Dave 6 Comments

Simona Halep, a Romanian tennis player who’s trying to break in on the pro tour, recently underwent surgery to have her big hooters reduced. Said Ms. Halep, “It’s the weight that troubles me, my ability to react quickly. My breasts make me uncomfortable when I play.”

At the risk of sounding unsympathetic, I say bullshit. Don’t blame your tits for your inability to hit a tennis ball. Tits have nothing to do with it. As proof, I present this video of Minka, whose breasts are about 10 times as large as Ms. Halep’s used to be. Minka could kick her ass.

Hey, buddy, keep your eye on the ball.

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