There’s been a lot of turbulence over whether Ashley Sage is a 100% SCORE Girl, most recently in Dave’s November 30th BLOG post. As we reach zero hour on the contests, I’d like to throw in my two boobs worth.
This picture is from a SCORELAND video. Amazing.
Ashley debuted in the June ’09 SCORE but was only on the cover of SCORE in the September ’09 issue, and she shared that space with Ariana Angel and Kali West. She’s been on the cover of Voluptuous by herself twice, April and November ’09. So, yes, there’s been some uncertainty on our part. I do think she belongs in SCORE.
We got a letter a while back from a reader who wrote about both Karina Hart and Ashley. Most of his letter was too rough to publish, but one of his gentler comments was, “Give me a fuckin’ break. I’m fed up with both of ’em until they show me some real SEX!” Well, that’s not going to happen, at least in the immediate future, and it doesn’t matter because thousands of girls these days fuck for the cameras, but huge, beautiful boobs are a rarity. And when you get to the sheer breast size and shape of a girl like Ashley, you’re talking about one in a few-hundred-thousand girls. Sure, there are thousands of girls around the world with similar huge, beautifully shaped boobs, but they’ll never model for a variety of personal, career, social or religious reasons, so what good are they to me? I’m grateful to Ashley simply for showing off her tits in pictures and video. She doesn’t have to.
Another reader wrote to say, “In my opinion, she [Ashley] is the only new babe that can be mentioned in the same breath as greats such as the beautiful Linsey Dawn McKenzie!” I can’t agree with him that she’s the only new babe, but I respect and understand his sentiments. The past year has given us some great newbies: Ariana Angel, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn and Mianna Thomas, among them. Plus, Lorna Morgan and Natalie Fiore are looking bustier than ever these days. Their hooters are just massive and could be just as big now as LDM’s were in her most bountiful years.
Yet another veteran reader/member wrote, “One other thing about Ashley: Cute as she is, she does not appear to know what it means to smile. There is always that straight face that does nothing to entice me. Sorry to say there is no way that I could vote for her as Newcomer of the Year.” Now we’re getting into minutiae. Smiling, not smiling. It doesn’t make that big a difference to me. I like Ashley’s pouty expressions. True, a smiling girl boosts a man’s brain chemistry better than a studious, straightfaced girl, but I’m shallow enough to admit I’m looking at Ashley’s chest 90% of the time. No one seems to mention her beautiful, porcelain-doll face and her flawless complexion. (Like another English girl, Mandy Pearl, Ashley’s a beautician by profession, which means she’s disciplined about her personal skin care regimen.) If Ashley likes to look serious and intense in her pix, I’m not going to let it affect me.
One more comment, this one from an all-praising Scorecard letter: “I just got done jacking to her, and I can say without reservation that she is one of the best newcomers in many years.” No disagreement here. For breasts and face, Ashley is at stratospheric levels. Even if she never shows the pink, let alone anything else, her status is a lock. Lorna Morgan built a successful modeling career without going near a Doc Johnson toy, let alone a guy-girl video. I feel about Ashley the same way I feel about Kerry Marie and another great model, the now-retired Jessica Turner. I’m happy with whatever she wants to do, and I actually wouldn’t want to see her (or Kerry) having sex with a guy in a video. But I love seeing Annina and Holly Halston fuck. It’s that good girl/nasty slut thing.
Anyway, soon we’ll know what the voters have decided. Ashley is in their hands.
May their birthday cakes be as big and tasty as their real cakes! Just curious…anyone here ever see Penelope, Alyssa and/or Busty Brianna dance in a club?
Will Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?
Eva Notty is Ashley's main competitor for SCORE Newcomer of the Year.
From the start, the editors of SCORELAND have wondered whether British newcomer Ashley Sage Ellison is a SCORE Girl. Sure, she has J-cup tits, but SCORE has always been about slim ‘n’ stacked while curvy Ashley fits better into the voluptuous category. Ashley is one of the few girls ever to appear in SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines, and you gotta ask yourself, “Can a model be a SCORE Girl and an XL Girl at the same time?” We’re not talking about years apart and after a weight gain (as in the case of Latvian beauty Inesse). We’re talking about simultaneously.
Well, we can argue about it all we want, but if you want an answer to a question…ask it! As you probably know, the voting in the SCORE Awards is going on now at SCORELAND (and in the magazine), and the results so far are illuminating: Among magazine voters, Ashley is first for Newcomer of the Year. Among SCORELAND voters, Ashley is running a very, very close second to Eva Notty. And this isn’t based on a small number of votes. This is based on a LOT of votes. Thousands upon thousands of votes.
Can Ashley Sage Ellison win SCORE Newcomer of the Year? And if she does, doesn’t that make her absolutely, 100% a SCORE Girl?
FYI, Faith, Mianna Thomas and Angel Gee are also getting a lot of online support in the NOY voting. For Model of the Year, the anticipated showdown between Karina Hart and Christy Marks is an online runaway but much closer in the magazine voting. Overall, it’s still too close to call.
Will Angelina Vallem shock the world and win "Best of the Decade"?
As for the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND, we’ve gone on and on about many of the surprise eliminations so far, but how about the surprises among the 33 girls who remain? I’ll give you one: Czech plumper Angelina Vallem, who debuted in the May ’08 Voluptuous. We’ve counted up the total number of votes each model has received (in this case, the less the better), and Angelina is in the Top 5 among fewest votes. Angelina is sexy, beautiful and has great tits (she fucks well, too), but to me, that is the one biggest shocker of the “Best of the Decade” so far. But there’s still a long way to go.
And speaking of voting, last week we asked, “How much hair should a busty babe have on her pussy?” Well, it was a close shave, but “Just a little, nicely trimmed” pulled away in the end to beat “None. Shaved clean,” 36% to 28%. “Full bush but not overflowing” got 17%, followed by “Who cares? It’s all about the tits!” at 13% and “Full bush, growing wild” at 6%. This week’s poll: Blow jobs. How do you like them?
It's not that easy to find stores in Buenos Aires that carry Voluptuous.
A woman who’s proud of her tits, her ass, her legs and everything in between.
A woman who’s sassy yet classy without being brassy.
A woman with enough self-confidence, self-motivation and joie de vivre to show every inch of her body to the world.
A woman who’s treated like a queen at her neigborhood bra shop.
A woman like Valeria (left), who brings her boobage to October ’09 Voluptuous, posting tomorrow on SCORELAND.
Alexis has no problems finding birthday party guests.
And happy birthday to Alexis Silver (right), star of Mamazon, born October 27 (although since Alexis lives on the other side of the Big Pond, it’s really 27 October).
A Czech doctor is advising men to drink beer every day to keep their sex lives active. Dr. Pavel Zemek of the Czech Centre for Gerontology says, “If men drink two beers a day, they can stave off impotence.” Dr Zemek says his research shows beer can have a powerful effect in stopping the arteries from becoming blocked. He told the Slovak daily newspaper Narodna Obroda, “On the basis of clinical tests, we can say moderate amounts of beer lessens arterial sclerosis, one of the causes of erectile dysfunction.”
A beer a day is good says a doctor.
Spilling it on your lap is healthy too if Brandy Dean is at hand.
But the doc is no shill for local beer brands such as Pilsener Urquell, and he warns against excessive drinking. “Drink too much beer in one go and the positive effects are negated.” But if served by a beermaid like Brandy Dean, even spilled beer can be healthy. Oktoberfest, anybody?
This week’s poll asks if you’ve ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know and asked her if you could feel her tits. I don’t care if you were drunk or completely lucid when you popped the question, I just want to know. By the way, hookers and strippers don’t count!
Last week’s poll asked for your feelings about photos and videos of busty, pregnant women. The most popular answer at 45% was “I don’t like them,” but 32% of respondents said they loved them and 18% said they liked them, which means those in favor of seeing busty, pregnant women outnumbered those not in favor by 50% to 45%. Only 5% said, “I don’t care as long as I knocked her up.”
Now for some notes from the weekend.
1. The “Best of the Decade” contest had its first tie on Saturday. Sarah Mercury and Brandy Dean finished with an identical number of votes. Brandy ended up at No. 77 because our computer is programmed to eliminate the model who reaches the losing vote total first. But Sarah lasted only one more day and ended up at No. 76. Congratulations to both ladies. Brandy is one of the horniest on-camera fuckers I’ve ever seen (she loves black cock). As I’ve mentioned, Sarah was a huge favorite among V-Men during the early years of this decade. Whenever we put her on the cover, issues of V-Mag flew off the racks.
2. Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, has been displaying her very nice, naked rack on the TV show Californication. According to news reports, Susan Sarandon (who’s very nicely racked herself and looked highly jackable in The Rocky Horror Picture Show) had no problems with her 24-year-old daughter getting naked. It’s good to know that nice tits and exhibitionism run in the family.
3. Finally, the Orange County Register reports, “Denise Richards has downsized her breasts. So has Victoria Beckham, along with Tara Reid, Sharon Osbourne, and Tamra Barney of Real Housewives of Orange County…Enough stars have reduced their chest size recently that celebrity watchers have declared it a trend, even though other stars from Heidi Montag to Pamela Anderson have chosen to expand their breasts.” Must’ve been a slow news day. Please, I’m searching, show me the 100% straight man who likes small tits more than big tits and the woman with A-cups or B-cups who doesn’t want C-cups or D-cups. Now that would be a story.
I would have shown a photo of Crystal Gunns naked, but you guys who voted her off at No. 91 don't deserve to see her tits!
In a comment down below, Tom wrote, “I sure am glad I found this blog, because I was beginning to think that SCORE Magazine was ‘fixing’ the voting.”
I’m going to repeat what I said in my reply: Believe me, if we could have fixed the voting, we certainly wouldn’t have fixed it this way! Some great SCORE Girls are getting voted out early, and we certainly wouldn’t have asked for that. There’s widespread shock in the office today over the past weekend’s events, particularly Crystal Gunns getting voted out at No. 91…by a wide margin. Wasn’t even close. Truly a shocker because not only was she one of the best SCORE Girls of the decade, she was also one of the most popular (and a girl who was an ambassador for the magazine). A Newcomer of the Year and a Model of the Year. Had a monthly column in SCORE. Hosted our 15-year celebration. And on and on and on.
I suspect that people aren’t taking into account the models’ entire body of work over the decade. It is becoming a “what have you done for me lately?” contest. A good example of this is Auralgasm’s comment, “Perhaps they should have shortened it to top 50 because there are many models on the list who haven’t worked in ages (i.e. Sarah Mercury)” Well, in the early part of this decade, few V-Mag models were as popular as Sarah. We used to say that if we wanted an issue to be a big seller, just put Sarah on the cover. Taking into account her entire body of work over the decade, Sarah is one of the top girls. And the voting has reflected that.
SCORE chief John Fox has been following the voting, and the other day he said to me, “Dave, we gave these guys the power.” Certainly, we could have done a Top 100 without member input (and that Top 100 would have had Crystal Gunns in the top five of the decade, guaranteed). But we decided to do it this way because we wanted your input. So let’s just have fun with it and keep debating along the way.
I’ll just make one request: Before you eliminate a model because you don’t like her anymore or you like a more-recent model better, think about all those times that model gave you pleasure, even if it was back in 2001 or 2003. Let’s make this a true “Best of the Decade,” not a “Best of the Past Two Years.”
Or just ignore my request. Obviously, I have no input here, anyway! 🙂
Somewhere in the mid-western states of America, a huge-boobed girl is toiling behind the counter of a store or working in a chicken factory for minimum wage. Somewhere in Idaho, Iowa or Missouri, a large-chested coed is struggling with college tuition bills. Somewhere, a midwestern housewife wonders what it would be like to be on the cover of a men’s magazine in stores around the world (except where the women wear burkhas.)
SCORE is here to help one of them. But time is running out. Our “Biggest Breasts In The Midwest” contest is wrapping up September 30, 2009.
For complete information and all details, just click on the photo! Maybe you…yes, you at home!…can do your part to make this world a better, bustier place to live in. Know a girl who might qualify? We’re talking big bucks here!
