In your face!
This photo is from today’s Natasha Sweet photo and video combo that’s live at XLGirls.com right now.
If you haven’t noticed, we seem to have a bit of a Natasha obsession these days. I’ve been either a reader or the editor of Voluptuous magazine for a long time, and I can think of very few girls whose tits are as big as Natasha’s. The September 2018 issue has V-mag‘s 25 greatest girls ever, and I’d really like to know who the idiot is who didn’t include Natasha.
Oh. That was me. But like I’ve said, if we included every girl in the Top 25 who deserved to be there, we’d have had 200 girls.
“I feel my sexiest when I am wearing a very tight dress that makes my boobs stand out,” Natasha said. “It should be tight all over.”
Please show me the dress that is not tight around Natasha’s chest.
Ah, forget it. I don’t need to see the dress. I just need to see Natasha’s tits.
Enjoy the view.
Codi Vore, the only American starring in “North Coast Vacation,” takes her turn today at SCORELAND with photos, a video and video diary shot on-location in the Puerto Plata area of the Dominican Republic. As the only native English-speaker among the models, Codi had a unique place on the shoot.
Unfortunately, I didn’t go to the D.R. for this tropical vacation. I was back home in the office, communicating with the girls via smartphone, iPad and computer. More about that when the release date for the new DVD On Location North Coast is announced (it’s an all group-shoot movie; lots of girls in every scene). But when our studio people told me about Codi, I was reminded of a Voluptuous model from long ago.
Back in 2001, when we did On Location Key Largo with Lorna Morgan, Kerry Marie, Chaz and Chloe Vevrier, a fifth model, Desirae, joined us to shoot photos and videos for her new website. Desirae was so knowledgeable about photography and so interested in the process that it was like having an extra photographer on the trip.
Codi is a webcam model, and she spent a lot of time in the D.R. interacting with her fans. But Codi, who almost always wears glasses, is also a young, wide-eyed girl who couldn’t believe the glorious surroundings she found herself in.
“I can go swimming and lie on the beach, and nobody cares how naked I get, and I love that,” she said. “And I get to go skinny-dipping with Sha Rizel. This is so amazing!”
Speaking of amazing, congratulations to the Washington Capitals for winning their first Stanley Cup. I’m sure that Mia Khalifa, the most-famous Caps fan in the world, was crying in her cleavage from happiness.
What I mean is, Helen Star should be able to walk down any public street or go to any public place dressed like this and not get into any kind of trouble because she’s wearing a top and a bottom, amiright? Helen returns to SCORELAND today with new photos and a video. And she’ll be back sooner than you know it with her sister and six busty friends who joined her on holiday in the Dominican Republic.
The weather’s beautiful, the bikinis come out…and later, the bikinis come off! Let’s see how good you are: ID these three girls. By the way: Anybody want to venture a guess as to where this eight-girl shoot is taking place? I’ll give you a clue: The weather there is a lot nicer than it’s been in the Northeast United States. That’s why you’ll never see On Location Coney Island.
The great Lorna Morgan.
The up-and-coming great Agnes Poulin.
Newcomer Agnes Poulin, direct from Poland, returns to SCORELAND today with photos and video plus a bonus behind-the-scenes video. Agnes said, “My special talent is to annoy everyone.” Who are these people she’s annoying? Jealous women? Could be. Not men. What man would be annoyed by Agnes? What would she have to do to get your goat? She could walk up to me and say, “Dave, you are the most worthless piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life. You disgust me,” and I’d be so focused on her tits, I’d just say, “Thank you. That’s very nice of you.”
Anyway, I’m about to go down a road I’ve gone down before with unspectacular results (remember, I’m the one who thought Amaya May and Paige Turner looked alike, even though they really don’t). Is it just my imagination, or does Agnes bear some resemblance to Lorna Morgan? Can you see it? Or is my special talent to annoy everyone?
Rose and her prized possessions.
Rose Blush is from Down Under, but she’s very impressive up-top.
When she wears tops like this one in public, all eyes go to her rack.
Rose told us she likes attention “if it’s in acceptable circumstances.”
I think it would be unacceptable to not check out Rose’s chest if she was dressed like this. It would be downright rude.
Have you ever seen a girl showing so much cleavage in public? I have, but just once, at a mall near Miami.
Rose returns to XLGirls.com today. Photos and video.
Mahogany Masters returns today.
Somehow overlooked because of my excitement over the debut of Amora Lee was yesterday’s XLGirls.com debut of Alice 85JJ, a Romanian babe with some of the biggest naturals I’ve ever seen. To have Amora and Alice debut on the same day is simply unprecedented. I defy anyone to come up with another single-day SCORELAND/XLGirls.com debut pairing that comes close.
About Alice’s name: She’s Romanian, so the 85 is centimeters, not inches. We measured her around the furthest point of her chest, and it came to 48″. The thing is, it’s hard to get a good measure on Alice because her tits are floppers. As for her bra size, sure, if she insists. Those look a lot bigger than double-J or K-cups.
And the tits just keep on coming today with the return of mega-buster natural Mahogany Masters. She also has K-cups, so if you’re keeping score, between Amora, Mahogany and Alice, we have three K-cup naturals in two days.
Can you imagine all three girls on their hands and knees with their whoppers dangling inches from your face?
We’re in the process of working on the July 2018 issue of Voluptuous. Amora, Alice and Micky Bells are in it. Bustiest non-special issue ever?
Nineteen years ago, the Tesco supermarket chain asked its suppliers to grow smaller melons. Psychological experiments revealed that people subconsciously bought melons based on social trends in boob sizes. Smaller breasts were popular at the time. Melon sales soared.
Roxi Red came back from the store with melons but not the size she was looking for. She couldn’t find any melons that measured up to her own enormous, juicy tits. Three of the melons she bought could fit into one of Roxi’s bra KK-cups.
Damn those scientists. Farmers don’t grow ’em big enough anymore to keep up with Roxi.
Melons–or footballs–don’t come close to the size of Roxi Red’s breast fruits.