Categories for Boob Watch
Newcomer Agnes Poulin, direct from Poland, returns to SCORELAND today with photos and video plus a bonus behind-the-scenes video. Agnes said, “My special talent is to annoy everyone.” Who are these people she’s annoying? Jealous women? Could be. Not men. What man would be annoyed by Agnes? What would she have to do to get your goat? She could walk up to me and say, “Dave, you are the most worthless piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life. You disgust me,” and I’d be so focused on her tits, I’d just say, “Thank you. That’s very nice of you.”
Anyway, I’m about to go down a road I’ve gone down before with unspectacular results (remember, I’m the one who thought Amaya May and Paige Turner looked alike, even though they really don’t). Is it just my imagination, or does Agnes bear some resemblance to Lorna Morgan? Can you see it? Or is my special talent to annoy everyone?
Rose Blush is from Down Under, but she’s very impressive up-top.
When she wears tops like this one in public, all eyes go to her rack.
Rose told us she likes attention “if it’s in acceptable circumstances.”
I think it would be unacceptable to not check out Rose’s chest if she was dressed like this. It would be downright rude.
Have you ever seen a girl showing so much cleavage in public? I have, but just once, at a mall near Miami.
Somehow overlooked because of my excitement over the debut of Amora Lee was yesterday’s XLGirls.com debut of Alice 85JJ, a Romanian babe with some of the biggest naturals I’ve ever seen. To have Amora and Alice debut on the same day is simply unprecedented. I defy anyone to come up with another single-day SCORELAND/XLGirls.com debut pairing that comes close.
About Alice’s name: She’s Romanian, so the 85 is centimeters, not inches. We measured her around the furthest point of her chest, and it came to 48″. The thing is, it’s hard to get a good measure on Alice because her tits are floppers. As for her bra size, sure, if she insists. Those look a lot bigger than double-J or K-cups.
And the tits just keep on coming today with the return of mega-buster natural Mahogany Masters. She also has K-cups, so if you’re keeping score, between Amora, Mahogany and Alice, we have three K-cup naturals in two days.
Can you imagine all three girls on their hands and knees with their whoppers dangling inches from your face?
We’re in the process of working on the July 2018 issue of Voluptuous. Amora, Alice and Micky Bells are in it. Bustiest non-special issue ever?
Nineteen years ago, the Tesco supermarket chain asked its suppliers to grow smaller melons. Psychological experiments revealed that people subconsciously bought melons based on social trends in boob sizes. Smaller breasts were popular at the time. Melon sales soared.
Roxi Red came back from the store with melons but not the size she was looking for. She couldn’t find any melons that measured up to her own enormous, juicy tits. Three of the melons she bought could fit into one of Roxi’s bra KK-cups.
Damn those scientists. Farmers don’t grow ’em big enough anymore to keep up with Roxi.
Our reactions to porn are usually instinctive. When I’m editing a photo set for the magazines or the websites, I usually don’t have to put much thought into whether to use a shot (other than to make sure it’s in focus and well-cropped). My little head always tells my big head what to do. When Elliot was editing today’s XLGirls.com photo set of mega-stacked natural Mahogany Masters, I’m sure his little head let his big head know to use this shot. Pretty face. Seductive expression. K-cup bombers hanging. What’s not to love?
But this happens to be one of my favorite types of photos, and it’s one of those photos in which a little input from the big head makes the experience for the little head even more enjoyable. Look at the photo again. Examine it closely. Think about it. Really think about it.
On her hands and knees, Mahogany’s ribcage is a couple of feet higher than the bed, but her tits hang down to the mattress. Her back is arched, moving her hangers even further from the surface, and yet there’s nipple contact with the sheets. Most girls would have to drop their shoulders and their heads to get their tits to touch the mattress, but not Mahogany. Maybe 1% of the girls in the world could strike this pose and achieve nipple/mattress contact.
And that’s how big Mahogany’s tits are. And that’s why my little head is thanking my big head right now.