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“Is Bigger Better?” is a feature that occasionally ran in Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines back in the day. It wasn’t a serious question. We all know the answer. It should’ve been called, “Is Bigger Better, Or What?”
Today at XLGirls.com, in an upgraded scene now in HD, Renee Ross reprises the concept with flat-chested teen Sophia Sutra and proves that nothing has changed with time. Bigger is better. Sophia is very pretty, and most guys would fuck her, but no guy I know would fuck her if they had the choice between her and Renee.
One of my favorite “Is Bigger Better” pictorials was with the great Kerry Marie and a relatively flat-chested teen named Missy. It ran in XL Girls #95, all the way back in 2004. And it just happens to be in the pictorials section of BustyKerryMarie.com if you want to check it out.
Erin Star returned to SCORELAND Saturday with workout photos and a video. She’s going to be a finalist for both SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year.
Erin and her sister, Helen, bear a slight facial resemblance. Helen has dark hair. Erin has lightish hair. Erin is younger than Helen. The big similarity is they both have big, natural tits. But they have one other thing in common (although Erin has two of them; Helen has one).
Is that the best way to tell if two girls are sisters?
Danielle Derek, who started with us in 2005, before she became a porn star, has now joined the mega-titters.
Fortunately, her pussy is as tight as ever. Her butthole, too.
Danielle wanted SCORELAND members to be the first to see her new, bigger tits. And while she was at it, she spread her pussy and ass, like she always does.
Ya gotta love this girl.
H-cups? I beg to differ. Lara Jones, who debuts today at SCORELAND with photos and a video, might wear H-cup bras, but she definitely doesn’t fit into them, as this photo proves.
Lara, who had never modeled professionally before she visited our satellite studio in the Czech Republic, is short ‘n’ stacked. She’s 5’2″. She says the funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was, “Are you free for a tit-fuck?” It didn’t work, but it did get a laugh out of her.
“I like to be admired,” said Lara, who said the most-fun job she’s ever had is “being a SCORE model.”
I’ve said this before: It’s not a job. It’s an adventure!
“I really feel excellent about the attention I get,” she said. “I like to be admired. I will dress in a way that makes my breasts look sexy but tasteful. I thought carefully about modeling, so I hope that everyone likes me.”
I have no doubt that they will. I have already.
And 2017 keeps getting better.
Ariane Saint-Amour from Montreal, Canada, returned to SCORELAND Sunday. Huge tits, tiny waist. Loves to model. The camera loves her.
Ariane told Elliot, “I’m a classical Otaku/geek girl. I spend most of my days reading mangas and playing video games. Or boob hunting! I’m a really simple girl!”
Not so simple. I have no idea what Otaku means. I don’t know what mangas are. I do now, but I didn’t before. But that’s okay. I don’t look at SCORELAND to learn things.
Inside info: We have a photographer in Colombia right now. Yes, Colombia. He’s admiring the country’s natural beauty. Big tits are about to become its No. 1 export.
More inside info: Danielle Derek super-sized her rack. She’s now huge! And we got the pictures. And anal. And a DP.
Roxi Red is certainly in the running. This photo is from her set that went live on Sunday at SCORELAND. There’s video, too. Said member Inoteca, “Love the candid shots. And the full length head to toe…that’s the only way to really appreciate just how massive her breasts are in proportion to her body. Amazing.”
Roxi is tall. She’s 5’9″. From what I’ve seen, tall ‘n’ stacked is much more unusual than short ‘n’ stacked. It’s almost as if there’s some kind of genetic law: You can be as tall as you want, but you’re only going to get a certain amount of tit. Of course, Roxi breaks that law.
Who’s the greatest tall ‘n’ stacked girl ever?
By the way, if you love Alaura Grey, this would be a very good time to join XLGirls.com. If you wait until July 7, you’re going to get something but you’re also going to miss something. So don’t wait until July 7.
Is Kitty Cute?
I don’t know. Her face is cute. As for the rest of her…excuse me for saying so, but “cute” is not a word I’d use to describe natural tits that are as big as hers. They’re bombers! She has huge fuckin’ tits. They’re fuckable and suckable. They’re great to look at and cum all over.
But cute? No, Kitty’s tits are too big to be cute.
Kitty’s photos and videos today make it three Saturdays in a row that Romanians have debuted at SCORELAND, and if you’re thinking, “Romania might be a good place to take my next vacation,” I hear ya. I’ve been thinking the same thing.
What’s with these Romanian chicks? Is there something in the water?
Just so you know, there are a lot of girls with that ability at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com. And Paige Turner, who has her second on-camera three-way today at SCORELAND, is one of them. In this scene, Paige is doing her homework, and Jimmy and Tony are nice enough to help her out. Of course, she helps herself to their cocks, and before she knows it, her homework has been put aside and their cocks have been shoved inside her mouth and pussy. They cum all over her tits. They really glaze ’em. Good work, gentlemen.
I did mention Alaura Grey, didn’t I? Well, Alaura’s first tits ‘n’ tugs is just a week away at XLGirls.com. She jacks cock. She tit-fucks cock. She sucks cock. She looks beautiful while doing it. I’d say she looks naturally super-stacked while doing it, but you knew that.
And in other big news…Danielle Derek is bustier than ever. She’s as slim as ever, but her tits are a lot bigger. She’s now a genuinely super-stacked SCORE Girl. Good news: She’s still doing all the nasty things she’s always done.