Categories for Boob Watch

On Location North Coast: Bikini busters

April 18, 2018 by Dave 13 Comments

The weather’s beautiful, the bikinis come out…and later, the bikinis come off! Let’s see how good you are: ID these three girls. By the way: Anybody want to venture a guess as to where this eight-girl shoot is taking place? I’ll give you a clue: The weather there is a lot nicer than it’s been in the Northeast United States. That’s why you’ll never see On Location Coney Island.

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Agnes Poulin’s special talent is to show her tits

April 7, 2018 by Dave 7 Comments

The great Lorna Morgan.

The up-and-coming great Agnes Poulin.

Newcomer Agnes Poulin, direct from Poland, returns to SCORELAND today with photos and video plus a bonus behind-the-scenes video. Agnes said, “My special talent is to annoy everyone.” Who are these people she’s annoying? Jealous women? Could be. Not men. What man would be annoyed by Agnes? What would she have to do to get your goat? She could walk up to me and say, “Dave, you are the most worthless piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life. You disgust me,” and I’d be so focused on her tits, I’d just say, “Thank you. That’s very nice of you.”

Anyway, I’m about to go down a road I’ve gone down before with unspectacular results (remember, I’m the one who thought Amaya May and Paige Turner looked alike, even though they really don’t). Is it just my imagination, or does Agnes bear some resemblance to Lorna Morgan? Can you see it? Or is my special talent to annoy everyone?

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What Rose Blush would look like if you saw her in everyday life

April 5, 2018 by Dave 11 Comments

Rose and her prized possessions.

Rose Blush is from Down Under, but she’s very impressive up-top.

When she wears tops like this one in public, all eyes go to her rack.

Rose told us she likes attention “if it’s in acceptable circumstances.”

I think it would be unacceptable to not check out Rose’s chest if she was dressed like this. It would be downright rude.

Have you ever seen a girl showing so much cleavage in public? I have, but just once, at a mall near Miami.

Rose returns to XLGirls.com today. Photos and video.

 

 

 

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The tits just keep on coming: Alice 85JJ and Mahogany Masters

February 16, 2018 by Dave 19 Comments

Mahogany Masters returns today.

Meet Alice85JJ

Somehow overlooked because of my excitement over the debut of Amora Lee was yesterday’s XLGirls.com debut of Alice 85JJ, a Romanian babe with some of the biggest naturals I’ve ever seen. To have Amora and Alice debut on the same day is simply unprecedented. I defy anyone to come up with another single-day SCORELAND/XLGirls.com debut pairing that comes close.

About Alice’s name: She’s Romanian, so the 85 is centimeters, not inches. We measured her around the furthest point of her chest, and it came to 48″. The thing is, it’s hard to get a good measure on Alice because her tits are floppers. As for her bra size, sure, if she insists. Those look a lot bigger than double-J or K-cups.

And the tits just keep on coming today with the return of mega-buster natural Mahogany Masters. She also has K-cups, so if you’re keeping score, between Amora, Mahogany and Alice, we have three K-cup naturals in two days.

Can you imagine all three girls on their hands and knees with their whoppers dangling inches from your face?

We’re in the process of working on the July 2018 issue of Voluptuous. Amora, Alice and Micky Bells are in it. Bustiest non-special issue ever?

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Roxi’s super boobs in time for the Super Bowl

February 4, 2018 by Elliot James 9 Comments

Nineteen years ago, the Tesco supermarket chain asked its suppliers to grow smaller melons. Psychological experiments revealed that people subconsciously bought melons based on social trends in boob sizes. Smaller breasts were popular at the time. Melon sales soared.

Roxi Red came back from the store with melons but not the size she was looking for. She couldn’t find any melons that measured up to her own enormous, juicy tits. Three of the melons she bought could fit into one of Roxi’s bra KK-cups.

Damn those scientists. Farmers don’t grow ’em big enough anymore to keep up with Roxi.

Melons–or footballs–don’t come close to the size of Roxi Red’s breast fruits.

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The little head says, “Great photo.” The big head says, “I can make it even better.”

November 30, 2017 by Dave 5 Comments

Mahogany’s hangers are even more impressive when you consider how she’s posing.

Our reactions to porn are usually instinctive. When I’m editing a photo set for the magazines or the websites, I usually don’t have to put much thought into whether to use a shot (other than to make sure it’s in focus and well-cropped). My little head always tells my big head what to do. When Elliot was editing today’s XLGirls.com photo set of mega-stacked natural Mahogany Masters, I’m sure his little head let his big head know to use this shot. Pretty face. Seductive expression. K-cup bombers hanging. What’s not to love?

But this happens to be one of my favorite types of photos, and it’s one of those photos in which a little input from the big head makes the experience for the little head even more enjoyable. Look at the photo again. Examine it closely. Think about it. Really think about it.

On her hands and knees, Mahogany’s ribcage is a couple of feet higher than the bed, but her tits hang down to the mattress. Her back is arched, moving her hangers even further from the surface, and yet there’s nipple contact with the sheets. Most girls would have to drop their shoulders and their heads to get their tits to touch the mattress, but not Mahogany. Maybe 1% of the girls in the world could strike this pose and achieve nipple/mattress contact.

And that’s how big Mahogany’s tits are. And that’s why my little head is thanking my big head right now.

 

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Is bigger better? You know the answer.

October 3, 2017 by Dave 10 Comments

Not all women are created equal.

“Is Bigger Better?” is a feature that occasionally ran in Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines back in the day. It wasn’t a serious question. We all know the answer. It should’ve been called, “Is Bigger Better, Or What?”

Today at XLGirls.com, in an upgraded scene now in HD, Renee Ross reprises the concept with flat-chested teen Sophia Sutra and proves that nothing has changed with time. Bigger is better. Sophia is very pretty, and most guys would fuck her, but no guy I know would fuck her if they had the choice between her and Renee.

One of my favorite “Is Bigger Better” pictorials was with the great Kerry Marie and a relatively flat-chested teen named Missy. It ran in XL Girls #95, all the way back in 2004. And it just happens to be in the pictorials section of BustyKerryMarie.com if you want to check it out.

Kerry Marie proves once again that bigger is better.

 

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