Categories for Boob Watch
Somehow overlooked because of my excitement over the debut of Amora Lee was yesterday’s XLGirls.com debut of Alice 85JJ, a Romanian babe with some of the biggest naturals I’ve ever seen. To have Amora and Alice debut on the same day is simply unprecedented. I defy anyone to come up with another single-day SCORELAND/XLGirls.com debut pairing that comes close.
About Alice’s name: She’s Romanian, so the 85 is centimeters, not inches. We measured her around the furthest point of her chest, and it came to 48″. The thing is, it’s hard to get a good measure on Alice because her tits are floppers. As for her bra size, sure, if she insists. Those look a lot bigger than double-J or K-cups.
And the tits just keep on coming today with the return of mega-buster natural Mahogany Masters. She also has K-cups, so if you’re keeping score, between Amora, Mahogany and Alice, we have three K-cup naturals in two days.
Can you imagine all three girls on their hands and knees with their whoppers dangling inches from your face?
We’re in the process of working on the July 2018 issue of Voluptuous. Amora, Alice and Micky Bells are in it. Bustiest non-special issue ever?
Nineteen years ago, the Tesco supermarket chain asked its suppliers to grow smaller melons. Psychological experiments revealed that people subconsciously bought melons based on social trends in boob sizes. Smaller breasts were popular at the time. Melon sales soared.
Roxi Red came back from the store with melons but not the size she was looking for. She couldn’t find any melons that measured up to her own enormous, juicy tits. Three of the melons she bought could fit into one of Roxi’s bra KK-cups.
Damn those scientists. Farmers don’t grow ’em big enough anymore to keep up with Roxi.
Our reactions to porn are usually instinctive. When I’m editing a photo set for the magazines or the websites, I usually don’t have to put much thought into whether to use a shot (other than to make sure it’s in focus and well-cropped). My little head always tells my big head what to do. When Elliot was editing today’s XLGirls.com photo set of mega-stacked natural Mahogany Masters, I’m sure his little head let his big head know to use this shot. Pretty face. Seductive expression. K-cup bombers hanging. What’s not to love?
But this happens to be one of my favorite types of photos, and it’s one of those photos in which a little input from the big head makes the experience for the little head even more enjoyable. Look at the photo again. Examine it closely. Think about it. Really think about it.
On her hands and knees, Mahogany’s ribcage is a couple of feet higher than the bed, but her tits hang down to the mattress. Her back is arched, moving her hangers even further from the surface, and yet there’s nipple contact with the sheets. Most girls would have to drop their shoulders and their heads to get their tits to touch the mattress, but not Mahogany. Maybe 1% of the girls in the world could strike this pose and achieve nipple/mattress contact.
And that’s how big Mahogany’s tits are. And that’s why my little head is thanking my big head right now.
“Is Bigger Better?” is a feature that occasionally ran in Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines back in the day. It wasn’t a serious question. We all know the answer. It should’ve been called, “Is Bigger Better, Or What?”
Today at XLGirls.com, in an upgraded scene now in HD, Renee Ross reprises the concept with flat-chested teen Sophia Sutra and proves that nothing has changed with time. Bigger is better. Sophia is very pretty, and most guys would fuck her, but no guy I know would fuck her if they had the choice between her and Renee.
One of my favorite “Is Bigger Better” pictorials was with the great Kerry Marie and a relatively flat-chested teen named Missy. It ran in XL Girls #95, all the way back in 2004. And it just happens to be in the pictorials section of BustyKerryMarie.com if you want to check it out.
Erin Star returned to SCORELAND Saturday with workout photos and a video. She’s going to be a finalist for both SCORE and Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year.
Erin and her sister, Helen, bear a slight facial resemblance. Helen has dark hair. Erin has lightish hair. Erin is younger than Helen. The big similarity is they both have big, natural tits. But they have one other thing in common (although Erin has two of them; Helen has one).
Is that the best way to tell if two girls are sisters?
Danielle Derek, who started with us in 2005, before she became a porn star, has now joined the mega-titters.
Fortunately, her pussy is as tight as ever. Her butthole, too.
Danielle wanted SCORELAND members to be the first to see her new, bigger tits. And while she was at it, she spread her pussy and ass, like she always does.
Ya gotta love this girl.
H-cups? I beg to differ. Lara Jones, who debuts today at SCORELAND with photos and a video, might wear H-cup bras, but she definitely doesn’t fit into them, as this photo proves.
Lara, who had never modeled professionally before she visited our satellite studio in the Czech Republic, is short ‘n’ stacked. She’s 5’2″. She says the funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was, “Are you free for a tit-fuck?” It didn’t work, but it did get a laugh out of her.
“I like to be admired,” said Lara, who said the most-fun job she’s ever had is “being a SCORE model.”
I’ve said this before: It’s not a job. It’s an adventure!
“I really feel excellent about the attention I get,” she said. “I like to be admired. I will dress in a way that makes my breasts look sexy but tasteful. I thought carefully about modeling, so I hope that everyone likes me.”
I have no doubt that they will. I have already.
And 2017 keeps getting better.