Categories for Boob Watch
I’m a little surprised by something: When I checked this afternoon, the video that goes with this photo of Codi Vore was the top-rated video at SCORELAND. Granted, that could change any minute, but either 1.) The bondage lovers are watching this video a lot; or 2.) There are more kinky SCORELAND members than we thought; or 3.) You’ll watch anything with Codi.
May 25th at XLGirls.com: Alaura Grey returns. And I’m happy to report that her big naturals are even bigger than they were before.
In most Katie Thornton shoots, the new SCORE Model of the Year starts off in high-glam outfits. This photo shoot and video feature a casual Katie and I like it just as much as her glitzy, fashionista look (although my favorite shoot has to be a coin toss between her coed scene and the bikini layout). She’s a girl who really knows how to dress to kill.
In the video, Katie talks about one of the hazards a girl faces when she has big tits. When Katie eats, sometimes crumbs fall into her cleavage. She talked about this cleavage crumb-catching before she took off her top and pants. Besides the hazards of crumbs, there’s also the danger of sauces and gravy spillage on the boobage.
I have an idea to combat this problem. A bib with a photo of cleavage on it. This way, when dining out, a girl’s dinner companion (and the waiter) is not deprived of the sight of her beautiful breasts in a low-cut top. I was going to have this invention patented before someone reading this blog beat me to it, but to my horror, I discovered that someone already markets one, although it’s for babies.
Wednesday at SCORELAND, Nathalie Cherry fucks while pregnant.
Why do I find that so hot? Because it’s so forbidden? Why is pregnant porn so much wilder than regular porn? Why does my mind go into overdrive when I see a photo like the one above?
Does it work that way for you, too?
As Elliot explains in the copy accompanying Nathalie’s photos and video, “Nathaly Cherie is a Czech porn star. She started when she was 20 years old. Blonde, pretty, nubile, sexually talented, Nathaly had small, pretty titties. But then nature transformed her boobs after she was impregnated. Her breasts became engorged with fat, her nipples pointier and her areolae became wider and darker.”
She got hornier. She was already horny, but she got hornier. The look on her face in this photo says, “I know I shouldn’t be doing this, but I’m enjoying it.”
There is no shame in fucking while pregnant.
Today at SCORELAND, Paige Turner sucks, fucks and gets her G-cup naturals glazed.
Today in the mind of the SCORE and Voluptuous editor, my continuing struggle to tell Paige and Amaya May apart.
I don’t know why I have such a hard time with this. When I look at a girl, are hair and tits all I see? Is the fact that they’re both super-stacked naturals with dark hair enough to boggle my mind?
Apparently, it is.
Paige has G-cups. Amaya has G-cups. Amaya is 5’7″. Paige is 5’5″. But they really do have similar bodies, don’t they? Curvy and packed. And don’t they bear a facial resemblance? Just a little? No? Now that I’m looking at their photos side by side, they really don’t, do they? They have completely different facial features. And Amaya has more-pronounced tan lines.
Okay, I’m lost on this one. But wouldn’t a Paige/Amaya girl-girl (or girl-girl-boy) be something to see?
How a woman puts her bra on tells you what kind of personality she has, according to body language expert Patti Wood.
Miss Wood is the author of Snap: Making the Most of First Impressions, Body Language, and Charisma. In her book, she explains that the way a woman puts on a bra relates to her personality.
“There are four distinct personality types–drivers, influencers, supporters, and correctors–who have unique ways of doing things,” wrote Miss Wood.
If a woman hooks her bra from the back:
She’s a supporter: “She sticks to tradition and follows along with what she’s been taught by mom and other influential females.”
If she hooks in front of her and twists the bra around:
She’s an influencer: “She likes to feel appreciated, supported and look the image that she’s projecting to the world, such as a business professional. She may own many different bras.”
If she wears a front loader:
She’s a driver: “She is a planner and researcher. She will not bother with hooks she can’t see. She will not make random purchases, including bras.”
If she pre-hooks her bra and slides it over her head:
She’s a perfectionist: “Everything must be done properly and the right way. She may not like attention.”
In our book, if you get to see a girl put her bra on (after she’s taken it off), you’re already at the point when you’re past wondering about her personality.
Cat Bangles, rounder, softer and plusher, returns to XLGirls.com today for a solo scene. I never asked Cat this question, but I betcha if she could have any one wish granted, it would be to have longer fingers. The better to finger her tight, wet, pink Latina cunt even deeper than she already does. I’ve never seen a girl as eager to get her fingers as deep into her fuck holes as Cat is. Cat loves it hard and deep, and she gives it to herself hard and deep in this scene.
Cat has big, fat, natural tits with dark areolae. She has curves that go on forever. She has plenty of cushion for the push-in. She has a huge clit and a big ass. She loves to show off every inch of her goodness. She’s of Puerto Rican heritage and lives in New England. Last I heard, she was working in a donut shop. Can you imagine the traffic of horny policemen that donut shop must attract? Talk about Dunkin’ Donuts! How many customers must’ve wanted to dunk their junk into Cat’s trunk.
It absolutely boggles the mind that Cat never did a XXX threesome with two guys until this past December. All we had to do was ask. Cat is too polite to say no.
Said Cat, “I usually play with myself before I go on a date so I can focus on him and not think about sex the whole time unless I’m too horny. Then we could have sex in the middle of our date and then finish our date after that!”
I don’t think she plays hard to get.