Categories for Boob Watch
Lara uses her big naturals to balance herself.
H-cups? I beg to differ. Lara Jones, who debuts today at SCORELAND with photos and a video, might wear H-cup bras, but she definitely doesn’t fit into them, as this photo proves.
Lara, who had never modeled professionally before she visited our satellite studio in the Czech Republic, is short ‘n’ stacked. She’s 5’2″. She says the funniest pickup line she’s ever heard was, “Are you free for a tit-fuck?” It didn’t work, but it did get a laugh out of her.
“I like to be admired,” said Lara, who said the most-fun job she’s ever had is “being a SCORE model.”
I’ve said this before: It’s not a job. It’s an adventure!
“I really feel excellent about the attention I get,” she said. “I like to be admired. I will dress in a way that makes my breasts look sexy but tasteful. I thought carefully about modeling, so I hope that everyone likes me.”
I have no doubt that they will. I have already.
And 2017 keeps getting better.
The look of Amour.
Ariane Saint-Amour from Montreal, Canada, returned to SCORELAND Sunday. Huge tits, tiny waist. Loves to model. The camera loves her.
Ariane told Elliot, “I’m a classical Otaku/geek girl. I spend most of my days reading mangas and playing video games. Or boob hunting! I’m a really simple girl!”
Not so simple. I have no idea what Otaku means. I don’t know what mangas are. I do now, but I didn’t before. But that’s okay. I don’t look at SCORELAND to learn things.
Inside info: We have a photographer in Colombia right now. Yes, Colombia. He’s admiring the country’s natural beauty. Big tits are about to become its No. 1 export.
More inside info: Danielle Derek super-sized her rack. She’s now huge! And we got the pictures. And anal. And a DP.
Roxi admires her huge naturals.
Roxi Red is certainly in the running. This photo is from her set that went live on Sunday at SCORELAND. There’s video, too. Said member Inoteca, “Love the candid shots. And the full length head to toe…that’s the only way to really appreciate just how massive her breasts are in proportion to her body. Amazing.”
Roxi is tall. She’s 5’9″. From what I’ve seen, tall ‘n’ stacked is much more unusual than short ‘n’ stacked. It’s almost as if there’s some kind of genetic law: You can be as tall as you want, but you’re only going to get a certain amount of tit. Of course, Roxi breaks that law.
Who’s the greatest tall ‘n’ stacked girl ever?
By the way, if you love Alaura Grey, this would be a very good time to join XLGirls.com. If you wait until July 7, you’re going to get something but you’re also going to miss something. So don’t wait until July 7.
Cute tits? I don't think so. Fuckable tits.
Is Kitty Cute?
I don’t know. Her face is cute. As for the rest of her…excuse me for saying so, but “cute” is not a word I’d use to describe natural tits that are as big as hers. They’re bombers! She has huge fuckin’ tits. They’re fuckable and suckable. They’re great to look at and cum all over.
But cute? No, Kitty’s tits are too big to be cute.
Kitty’s photos and videos today make it three Saturdays in a row that Romanians have debuted at SCORELAND, and if you’re thinking, “Romania might be a good place to take my next vacation,” I hear ya. I’ve been thinking the same thing.
What’s with these Romanian chicks? Is there something in the water?
There's a cock in there somewhere.
Just so you know, there are a lot of girls with that ability at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com. And Paige Turner, who has her second on-camera three-way today at SCORELAND, is one of them. In this scene, Paige is doing her homework, and Jimmy and Tony are nice enough to help her out. Of course, she helps herself to their cocks, and before she knows it, her homework has been put aside and their cocks have been shoved inside her mouth and pussy. They cum all over her tits. They really glaze ’em. Good work, gentlemen.
I did mention Alaura Grey, didn’t I? Well, Alaura’s first tits ‘n’ tugs is just a week away at XLGirls.com. She jacks cock. She tit-fucks cock. She sucks cock. She looks beautiful while doing it. I’d say she looks naturally super-stacked while doing it, but you knew that.
And in other big news…Danielle Derek is bustier than ever. She’s as slim as ever, but her tits are a lot bigger. She’s now a genuinely super-stacked SCORE Girl. Good news: She’s still doing all the nasty things she’s always done.
Alaura Grey is capable of many things.
By now, many of you (especially XLGirls.com members) know that Alaura Grey, who returned to our boob-loving arms this past Thursday, will tug and tit-fuck a real cock on-camera for the first time on Thursday, June 9, also at XLGirls.com.
And for many of you, that’s all you need to hear. Show of hands: If you could fuck Alaura’s mouth, tits, pussy or ass but could only fuck one of the four, which would you fuck?
I’m willing to bet that the vast majority of you would say, “I’d fuck her tits and be happy for the rest of my life.” After all, every girl has a mouth, pussy and ass. Very few girls have tits like Alaura’s.
But, of course, we’re men. Give us an inch and we’ll take a foot. Give us a tit-fuck and we want a blow job.
Does Alaura give us that blow job in her upcoming scene? Does she wrap her beautiful M-cup naturals around a cock and suck it at the same time, something only the bustiest girls can do?
Yes, as a matter of fact, she does.
Alaura Grey returns to XLGirls.com today at 4 p.m. EST.
Codi can't come to the phone right now.
I’m a little surprised by something: When I checked this afternoon, the video that goes with this photo of Codi Vore was the top-rated video at SCORELAND. Granted, that could change any minute, but either 1.) The bondage lovers are watching this video a lot; or 2.) There are more kinky SCORELAND members than we thought; or 3.) You’ll watch anything with Codi.
May 25th at XLGirls.com: Alaura Grey returns. And I’m happy to report that her big naturals are even bigger than they were before.
The XLGirls.com logo is your only clue.
Yes, we would like that cookie.
In most Katie Thornton shoots, the new SCORE Model of the Year starts off in high-glam outfits. This photo shoot and video feature a casual Katie and I like it just as much as her glitzy, fashionista look (although my favorite shoot has to be a coin toss between her coed scene and the bikini layout). She’s a girl who really knows how to dress to kill.
In the video, Katie talks about one of the hazards a girl faces when she has big tits. When Katie eats, sometimes crumbs fall into her cleavage. She talked about this cleavage crumb-catching before she took off her top and pants. Besides the hazards of crumbs, there’s also the danger of sauces and gravy spillage on the boobage.
I have an idea to combat this problem. A bib with a photo of cleavage on it. This way, when dining out, a girl’s dinner companion (and the waiter) is not deprived of the sight of her beautiful breasts in a low-cut top. I was going to have this invention patented before someone reading this blog beat me to it, but to my horror, I discovered that someone already markets one, although it’s for babies.