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A touchy subject

April 22, 2021 by Elliot James

The practice of breast massage is increasing worldwide, especially in China, where numerous breast massage machines are sold and breast massage clinics are very popular.

The U.S. is one of the few nations in the world where breast massage is illegal in many states due to old, archaic laws. Breast massage is legal in New York only if there is written consent before treatment. Washington State allows therapeutic breast massage under certain restrictions.

On the bright side, Arizona has made breast massage legal. Breast massage is perfectly legal in Europe, Canada and many other countries where they’re not uptight about the body as they are in America. Medically, breast massage has been shown to help alleviate breast tenderness, pre-menstrual tension, uneven breast tissue and the pain and swelling from breast surgery. It stimulates the lymph glands and helps to detox the body.

A handful of breast massaging instruments, mainly hand-rollers are available at Amazon, such as the tongue-twisting “Cell Roller Massage Bust Breast Enhancer Massager.” These breast massagers are nowhere near the high-tech, electrical machines on the market in China. Maybe one day, the U.S. will revise its old-fashioned laws about breast massage.

It’s a touchy subject. We’ll be there to lend a hand and carry our share of the weight.

This blog is about a touchy subject. A masseur needs big hands to handle Roxi Red, one of the GREATEST NATURALS IN BIG-BUST HISTORY.

Men slobber like village idiots when they talk to attractive women

March 24, 2021 by Elliot James

Men slobber like village idiots when they talk to attractive women.

This incredible, amazing, startling discovery was made by scientists at the University of Chicago for a study in the science journal Evolution and Human Behaviour.

In this study, student-subjects were asked to chat to a young female research assistant.

Subsequent saliva tests showed the interaction raised their testosterone levels by as much as 30 percent. The more a man’s saliva hormone level rose, the more attractive he said he found the assistant.

We could have saved the university some research money, but no one asked us.

Emma Shay inspires male drooling.

Tits…what’s your picture of perfection?

March 6, 2021 by Dave

Are Valory’s tits perfect?

Ever since Valory Irene arrived in the Dominican Republic for her first SCORE shoots in 2010, we’ve described her as “the girl with the perfect tits.” I mean, just look at those natural beauties: ski-jump shaped, sloping gracefully down then up, capped by sno-cap nipples. It seems impossible that natural tits so big can be so firm, as if they’re floating on air, but Valory’s breasts are the real thing.

The thing is, though, that “perfect” is an adjective and not a particularly good one when describing something as subjective as female beauty. Sure, “perfect” is perfect when describing 100 out of a 100 on a test or a no-hit, no-walk, no-errors game in baseball. But when it comes to feminine beauty, “perfect” is very subjective. Venera’s tits are nothing like Valory’s, but for many guys, big, floppy hangers are the definition of perfection.

What’s yours? Who’s your girl with perfect tits? Tell me (and also point me to a picture that illustrates your picture of perfection) and I’ll post her here.

Or are Venera’s hangers your idea of perfection?

The boobs code for girls and guys

March 31, 2020 by Elliot James

Always help a lady take off her bra unless she wants to do it herself so she can tease you.

1) People will touch and brush against boobs by accident. You don’t have to apologize if you do but you might as well be polite.

2) Crumbs and other food particles are bound to drop into the cleavage area during meals.

3) Hugs from big-boobed girls make the day go better.

4) If you are lucky enough to see a girl’s bra, compliment her taste in bras before she takes it off.

5) Guys will get bonus points for making eye contact with big-boobed girls.

6) Boob sweat does exist.

7) A high point of a woman’s day is taking off her bra.

8) Some men are ass men, some men are face men, some men are leg men. All men are boob men.

9) If a girl can eat off a dinner plate on her boobs while watching TV or lick an ice cream cone wedged between her tits like Miss P-Chan, she has our undivided attention.

You should see her eat a hot dog.

 

Why hot mom Kailani Kai will catch your eye

March 28, 2020 by Dave

Kailani shows off her new shirt.

As I mentioned back on February 22, Kailani Kai is a divorcee and mom who had big tits but an even bigger, juicier ass when she debuted at 40SomethingMag.com (and fucked) last year. But several months ago, she emailed us some new photos. She’d gotten a boob job and suddenly had huge tits to go with her huge ass…tits so big, they’re now worthy of SCORELAND. Today, Kailani makes her SCORELAND debut by trying on tight tops (and, of course, playing with her pussy). She fucks next Friday.

There’s something about a mom who makes her tits bigger that gets me every time. I mean, can you imagine the first time Kailani showed up at a family gathering with her new rack? The reactions? The surprise? And when a woman in her 40s or 50s or 60s makes her tits bigger, you know the only reasons are that she wants more attention and she wants more cock. So when I’m out in public, maybe the mall, and see a mom with big, enhanced tits walking with her family…well, that gets my attention. And because these ladies are mature and well past the point of caring about what other people think, they wear those big, fake tits boldly and proudly.

So congratulations to Kailani on her new rack and her well-deserved SCORELAND debut.

What kind of tits does newcomer Sofia Santana have?

October 26, 2019 by Dave

Please evaluate Sofia’s tits.

Today, Sofia Santana, who must have been joking when she put “D-cup” as her bra size on her model info sheet, makes her SCORELAND debut.

In the current issue of SCORE magazine (Vol. 28, No. 6), available now at eBoobStore.com or wherever you buy men’s mags, we have “The Boob Lover’s Guide To Big Tits.” It’s something we’ve never done before: a look at all the wonderful shapes and sizes of tits.

The categories we came up with are:

Flesh pillows. Soft and fluffy. They’re the kind you want to rest your head on.

East-West Breasts. So heavy, they can’t defy gravity. One tit goes one way, one goes the other.

Pointers. The kind of tits that look like they could poke your eyes out.

Torpedoes. Flesh missiles. Long but still full.

Bombs. Huge naturals that dominate the girl’s chest. There’s barely any space between her tits even when she’s not pushing them together.

Mega-Melons. The biggest of the big. Always augmented.

Tits Like Taffy. Very pliable breasts. Very tuggable and suckable.

Ski Slopes. More like ski-jumps. You get the idea.

So, in your educated opinion, what does Ms. Santana have? Need to do further research? Check out her photos and video.

Dina Sahari does things most girls can’t do

August 3, 2019 by Dave

Cushions for Dina’s cushions.

The fact is, most girls don’t need a place to rest their tits, which is what makes this photo of newcomer Dina Sahari so special. If most girls did what Dina is doing here, you know what would happen? Nothing. We’d see tits and a pillow and no interaction between the two. But Dina’s tits are huge, so this happens.

This photo of naturally stacked, just-21 Dina, who returns to SCORELAND today, is one of many great ones in the set. There’s another in which she tit-fucks herself with her arm. This is another pose I love because it’s something only girls with big tits can do. Most girls do it and you see tits and an arm. Dina does it and you see her tits hugging her arm.

I love this: It’s from Dina’s model info sheet. We asked her about the most-fun job she’s ever had, and she said, “I was a waitress, and occasionally my coworker that I was fucking would grope me or rub his bulge against my ass when no one was looking and would whisper dirty things in my ear. I would be soaking wet throughout the day while working because of it.”

Nice. By the way, check out Dina while you can. I have an inkling she’s one of those girls who modeled nude as a one-time/bucket-list thing. No guarantees of that. Just a feeling.

No guessing required. It’s Sigal Acon!

July 19, 2019 by Dave

Rub it in, rub it in.

Today, I was going to play one of my favorite games: Guess Whose Tits.

But I figured most SCORELAND members would put two and two together and deduce that since Sigal Acon is featured in a shower scene today and this photo is obviously of a girl in a shower, it has to be Sigal. And it is.

So, instead of wracking our brains and trying to figure out who these tits belong to, let’s sit back, relax and enjoy the sight of water and oil cascading off the natural rack of this beautiful newcomer from Russia, who will be on the cover of Voluptuous Vol. 28 No. 5.

Enjoy your weekend. Start it off right with Sigal’s new photos and video at SCORELAND.

It’s all in the hands

July 13, 2019 by Dave

A lot about this photo of Lissa is great.

Wanna know the first thing I noticed about this photo of 19-year-old Lissa Hope?

Her hands.

Not her pretty face. Not those sensual eyes. Not her tongue and the way she’s imagining there’s a cock between her G-cup naturals.

Her hands.

Or, more specifically, the fact that her tits are about four times the size of her hands. Most girls can cup or cover their tits completely with their hands.

Lissa doesn’t even come close. Those beautiful naturals of hers completely overflow her grip.

Lissa returns to SCORELAND today with photos and a video. I’m sure you’ll check out her entire body, including her overflowing bush. Enjoy.