Being an editor here in the Universe of all things TITS, well, I’ve seen a lot of funbags, guys. I’ve seen ’em bigger than big and I’ve seen ’em in every color. There are oblong ones, hangers, missiles, cannons, perkies, jumbos, pancakes and whoppers.
That said, I’ve been looking at the footage and photos that were shot in the Dominican Republic, and for the first time in a long time…I am in AWE of the mammary splendor. I mean, it’s like nipple Nirvana!
So, I let my sticky fingers wander…(I just realized how perverted that sounds! LOL) and I pilfered some extra shots for you guys.
Kristina Milan, Arianna Sinn and Miosotis…enough tit power to milk a plethora of peckers!
This first one is of Kristina Milian and Miosotis just hanging out. But wait…who’s the meat in that tit sandwich? Why, it’s Arianna Sinn, and man, her tits are overshadowed by the sheer girth of these Latinas’ tatas. It’s mind-boggling!
I have never seen a pair of…milk jugs?…like Kristina Milan’s.
They are like sacks of lactation, man!
You might not, but Kristina Milan sure does GOT MILK!
I watched Kristina’s solo video at least three times, and seeing her tits drip and drip and drip…well, it made me want some Oreos real bad!
As a busty Latina, I have a special place in my heart for other busty Latinas, and Kristina touches my special place.
(Oh, wow, I am full of these dirty one-liners today, eh?)
What I meant to say was that I really like watching Kristina touch her special place and let her boobies leak all over the place.
You guys enjoy these behind the scenes pics of the ladies in the Domican Republic while I go grab some cookies.
And be sure to check out Kristina’s two-day special on XLGirls.com. Today, she struts her stuff, and tomorrow, she fucks. And yes, the WHOLE time her tits are raining breastmilk like glorious fountains. 🙂 Can’t wait!
With this girl, “Got Milk” doesn’t need a questionmark. She’s got plenty.
There are lactating girls with enough boob milk to feed a small child.
And then there are lactating girls with enough boob milk to feed an entire country.
This girl falls into the latter category. She’s coming to XLGirls.com on Thursday in the first installment of a three-week special called “Treasure Chests of the D.R.” We shot her for three days in the D.R., and she never stopped lactating. This girl’s tits are like milk faucets. Come thirsty. Cum horny.
1. Her tits are 36KKK naturals. Yes, I said 36KKK. Yes, I said naturals. By comparison, Minka has KK-cups, and they’re not natural.
2. Her waist measurement is only 28 inches.
3. Here at SCORE, we have something called “The 20 Club.” It’s for models whose chest measurement is at least 20 inches larger than their waist measurement. As you can guess, it’s a very exclusive club. Most of its members are augmented. This girl is natural, and she enters the Club with a 22.
4. She fucks, too.
5. She’s making her SCORELAND debut next Friday.
6. If she spoke English, you might catch her singing, “It’s my own sun that’s upon your face! The sun, my own sun. It’s upon your face! It’s upon your face!”
I wish those tits were upon my face.
And that’s all I have to say on the matter. For now.
The first half of the question is the hard part. The second part is easy: Because we asked her to and because she wanted to. First time…on camera, that is.
She also jacked the guy’s cock and put it between her G-cup tits until he shot his load…north of the border, of course.
Of course, the other questions are: 1.) When are we going to see the rest of the photos? and 2.) Is there a video?
The answers: Friday and yes.
Now, who’s that girl?
The girl who the tits belong to and the guy who’s sucking on her tits are prohibited from guessing. Those who guess correctly win the lifelong respect of all SCORELAND Blog readers and might even get a free tit-fuck from the girl who the tits belong to. But I’m not making any guarantees, so don’t count on it.
I don’t know what it is about weather girls, but for some reason, they’re almost always sexy, and they almost always have big tits. Not SCORE-sized tits, but big nonetheless. Down here in South Florida, we used to have Jackie Johnson, who moved to a station in California, and the even-bustier Elita Loresca, who also moved to a station in California. Elita’s rack is bigger than Jackie’s, but Jackie shows it off more. Now we have Lissette Gonzalez, a former Miss Florida, on the CBS affiliate. We actually got her from California. She’s not as busty as Jackie or Elita, but she’s thinner, which makes her big, firm (probably fake) boobs look bigger. And she always wears tight dresses and tops and thrusts her chest into the camera. Whenever I see her, a warm front moves in on my crotch. I watch the weather every morning just to see her.
Oh, and I almost forgot Jackie Guerrido from Univision, the Spanish-speaking station. She’s always busting out of super-tight outfits. Worth watching even if you don’t understand a word of Spanish. There are hot Latina weather girls all over the South American and Mexican TV stations, and some of them really put it out there.
Was is it about weather girls? Do they see the weather as a stepping stone to bigger and better things and figure that if they dress hot, they’ll climb the ladder? Or are weather girls just horny by nature (like nurses and massage therapists).
I don’t know. Who’s the hot weather girl in your area? While you ponder that, here’s a clip of SCORE Girl and porn star Holly Halston from SCOREtv episode seven (all of the SCOREtv episodes are archived here on SCORELAND). Compared to some of the stuff I’ve seen weather girls do, what Holly does while giving the weather isn’t far from reality.
There are two kinds of girls in the world: those who have big boobs and those who wish they had big boobs. Kaytee Carter doesn’t have to wish for anything. She’s got it all. Massage therapists don’t come any prettier or bustier. The last time Kaytee was here, our photographer grabbed a shot of her holding up her first magazine, the May ’10 SCORE. Kaytee looks pleased with the results. It’s still available in stores (my local shop had a few left), but get it now because it’s gonna be swapped out for the June issue. If you can’t find it, no worries. The eBoobStore has it.
“It’s something completely different and out of my realm, and that’s what I like to do,” Kaytee said about being on the cover of a men’s mag that’s circulated all over the world (except for China, Antarctica and the Mid-East). “Try different things, do things that are completely out of my box.” Well said, Kaytee! We knew she was a go-getter the moment we met her.
Renee Ross’ veiny rack could make anyone a believer.
Bebe Cooper tits have veins and squirt. Double win!
Anna Beck debuts her huge, veiny hangers in the April ’10 issue of V-mag.
Tits!
(Saying that word out loud always makes me smile.)
They come in all shapes and sizes, but round these parts, we prefer ’em nice and big. (Bigger than big, actually.)
And lately, I have been getting a whole bunch of emails and letters about big ole’ veiny ones.
There is something about huge bazookas that are covered in those blueish-colored, long streaks that make some of you go wild.
(Okay, lots of you.)
I, for one, was not so much a fan of veiny tits until I met Renee Ross and her big, veiny tatas were smack-dab in my face and then I was all about them. And of course, Bebe Cooper‘s tits were veiny and, um, rainy? (She was lactating all over the place out of those veiny jugs when she was here.) These ladies made me a believer!
And then, when I saw pictures of Anna Beck‘s pendulous tatas, (She debuted in the April ’10 issue of V-mag. 😉 ) the first thing I said was, “Whoa! Look at that road map of veins!”
What say you, blog buddies? Do veins reign supreme for you?
Chime in.
TITS! (Sorry, but I had to say it one more time before I left. lol)
And now, to borrow a few poker phrases, I’m going to call those photos and raise her with this: Video of Arianna (and Taylor, too), shot on-location in the Bahamas. The video was shot by our studio chief, Tushna, on her iPhone. I’d like to say that I stole the video from Tushna’s iPhone, but I didn’t. I just said to her, “Your Arianna Sinn video or your life.” The video’s short, but it’s sweet, like Arianna.
Arianna SInn and Natalie Fiore, international breasts in paradise!
Oh, yes, thank you for flashing us, ladies.
A-HA!
So, there were all these rumors that the one and only Natalie Fiore was in the Bahamas a few weeks ago, but no one could either confirm nor deny said ramblings, and I was starting to believe that they were very untrue…BUT…then I came across some files today and EUREKA! I found the proof I needed!
(I have become an expert at nabbing these photos, I tell you!)
BEHOLD!
Photographic proof that the one and only Natalie Fiore was, in fact, in the Bahamas, shooting and possibly filming and doing all sorts of great things to her magnificent tits.
I KNEW IT!
Ha! When it comes to tits, you can’t really keep anything secret from me for too long.
My Boobdar senses these things, it really does. (That’s boob radar, and yes, I possess this superpower. Be jealous.)
From what I understand, Natalie’s tits are EVEN BIGGER than the last time we caught up with her, and you know what? I am not gonna complain about that!
She’s looking pretty hot posing with Arianna Sinn in the tropics.
Hot damn if these pics don’t make me want to see a wet T-shirt contest real bad!
Enjoy these shots, boys. As soon as I get my horny little hands on any more of these pics, I’ll post.
Ashley Sage looks amazing wearing this skimpy number by the pool!
There are 11 stunners in this dick flick and most of them were featured on the blog for you, first!
Dear Boob Lovers and Blog Readers,
I would NEVER suggest something to you guys if I didn’t think it was 100 percent awesome. That’s just how I roll. That’s why when I saw this flick recently, I said to myself, “Self, you have to tell the guys to score this DVD. It has all the hotness that they need.” So that’s what I am doing.
All Stacked, All Natural is AMAAAAAZINNGGGG Boobtertainment for 11 reasons and they are:
Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele, Arianna Sinn, Victoria Lane, Destiny Rose, Bebe Cooper, Kaytee Carter and Carrie Ashton.
All that tit power in this one DVD! Now I am not an economist or an accountant. I am just a simple porn-gal, trying to make her way in the world, but even I know that 11 chicks means MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK!
And each and every girl in this DVD is smoking hot, and no, I am not just saying that because at one point or another I have felt up at least half of them. (Okay, maybe I am! lol) But seriously, these ladies are our best newcomers and they are all in one hot collection. And on a side note, you can’t find half of them ANYWHERE ELSE, so act now and jack now, buddies .
These bazoombas are not to be missed. I promise that you will agree with me. 🙂 I figured I would share my opinion with you guys since we have a lot in common. You like tits. I like tits. You like to hold tits in your hands. I like to hold my tits in my hands. lol Hope you enjoy this flick. I know I did. xoxo, Maria
P.S.: But don’t take my word for it, check out the trailer at the eBoobStore and enjoy the sights of Bebe Cooper’s milking jugs and 10 other lotioned-up titties and wet, juicy pussies. It’s pretty heavenly.
