Karla James, Arianna Sin, Taylor Steele and Jenna Valentine in the surf in the Bahamas!
Karla James shooting water everywhere...like a busty fountain!
Howdy Hooter lovers!
So, here is the skinny…our studio staffers went to the Bahamas recently to shoot models Arianna Sinn (Yum!), Jenna Valentine (My lesbian crush!), Karla James (Brit tit bomber!) and Taylor Steele (Canadian cans galore!) in the tropics. All you need to know is that there were tits and they were a’jigglin’ all over the place and sun and surf, which obviously makes stacked chicks want to be naked all the time.
I wouldn't mind being nestled between these ladies and their impressive chest snuggies!
Okay, so right off the bat I am going to just brush off the fact that they didn’t take me to paradise (AGAIN!!!) when they took these four righteous hotties to the Bahamas. I am just going to let it go that I wasn’t there when these babes were frolicking in the ocean, wet and naked. I’m not mad. I can look past it. And to show that I am not a bitter person, I (stole) reviewed these pics from the trip just now and I’m going to post them for you guys. 🙂
I want to be run down by a big-tit stampede!
I don’t know about you guys, but seeing these curvy cuties in these string bikinis makes me feel warm…in all the right places! I advise you guys to keep your eyes peeled and your cocks hard for the videos and photos that are coming your way from the Bahamas! Here’s another incentive…I hear rumors that they even shot Natalie Fiore, on this trip, too! (Okay, I’ll admit that typing that out made me a tad bit jealous that I didn’t go. I would have killed to rub tanning lotion on Natalie’s amazing jugs.)
My favorite picture in this series is the one where the girls are running towards the camera. I will openly admit that if I had to pick a way to check out of this world, being stampeded by half naked juggies on the beach is probably up there with being smothered by a bunch of tatas.
Enjoy the pics boys! (And remember to click on them to enlarge them to full-jacking size!)
The new XL Girls movie K-Jugs is here, and it stars RENEE ROSS! (Who you know is one of my faves.) While we were filming this stacktacular masterpiece, we had Lester, our infamous cameraman, follow all the girls around on the set, and he had some pretty great moments with the likes of Ms. Ross, Samantha 38G, Bailey Santanna, Brandy Ryder, Reyna Mae and Jade Parker.
We will be unveiling some of his footage throughout the week so all of you guys can get an idea of what it was like on the set. (We always try to give our guys some funny backstage/blooper stuff.)
K-Jugs was the brainchild of one of our readers, who wrote in and gave us the idea for the flick in the SCORE Scriptwriting contest. So we got some hot busties together, and they went to town doing raunchy XXX. And just like that, our reader’s fantasy came true.
Yes, SCORE is like Make A Wish for boob guys. lol
Here’s my synopsis of K-Jugs:
Sam and Renee play rival DJs at a station called K-JUGS.
Renee fucks.
Sam fucks.
Sam and Renee fuck each other! 🙂
There are big tits all over the place.
Bailey Santanna fucks.
And she gets cum all over her face. (Yay!)
Reyna and Brandy get hot and sticky in a four-way.
Jade Parker’s in this flick, too.
And guess what? She fucks!
Bang. Bang. Bang. Boobs. Moneyshot.
And we all cum happily ever after.
The end.
Sigh. Don’t you just love happy endings? lol
And now some fine backstage footage of the one, the only Renee Ross. (Also a cameo by the hotness that is Samantha 38G.)
Enjoy it boys! And look for K-Jugs at the eBoobStore this Friday!
Oh, SCORELAND…the place where fantasies come true. Or cum true…depending on who you speak to. 🙂
I personally love SCORELAND. I love it when we have all sorts of exciting things going on. I love it when we have a new special up and new busty debuts. I love it when I’m just surfing around in the archives and come across something cool.
I love it when we get to see a hottie fuck for the first time. I love it when we go on location and post pics live from the other side of the world.
SCORELAND just fucking rocks my socks about as much as it does your cocks.
“But how do I convey that to you?” I said to myself? How do I say how awesome SCORELAND is to our members?
Then I thought…say it with cream. 🙂
A picture is worth a thousand words. lol
xoxo
Maria
Ivy Darmon says it with cream, and there ain't nothing wrong with that!
Penny Porsche: how many cabs have mounted the sidewalk because of women like her?
First, you need a hot SCORELAND babe walking down the street. The U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Adminstration doesn’t keep stats on how many fender benders and accidents begin with busty women on public streets distracting drivers. There have to be a lot. I’ve seen plenty of them. The past month, there’s been an upswing in drivers tending to blame Toyota, not big breasts, for their accidents, but I know better. I’m not saying we need to ban busty girls from going outside. That would be un-American. And burkhas are just ridiculous. The girls would probably walk into traffic because they can’t see.
On the contrary, I encourage well-developed women to walk around more often in relaxed clothing. In states with warm climates year-round (like Florida, except this winter), we have this phenomenon of girls in bikinis, tank tops and shorts holding up car wash signs at street corners. Not just holding up signs but waving them at passing drivers. Now that’s really dangerous.
Vixen LaMoore was not responsible for this but it's easy to believe she could have been. Truckers can get very horny, they start jacking and run off the road.
Florida used to have bikini girls working as roadside hot dog vendors, but that fad disappeared. I wish it would come back, but then the accident rate would go up. Busty women: I love them but they’re dangerous.
I am sure for most of you this is a day filled with ass-kissery to the lady loves in your lives. You know how it goes…you have to take her out to a fancy dinner. You have to buy her something sparkly. You have to “make love,” which we all know is the pretentious, drawn-out, slightly soap-opera-ish cousin to our fave…”fucking.” Valentine’s Day is tough on dudes. I get it. (Even though I am a chick, believe me, I get it. And besides, I don’t have a Valentine of my own this year, so I am allowed to shit all over this holiday meant to make single gals like me turn to chocolate and our vibrators for comfort. lol)
But I ask you this, boob brethren, WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR PRESENT? I don’t see chicks bending over backwards for you on this day. Oh, no. And that, my friends, is biased bullshit. Where is the love for the dudes? WHERE IS THE SPECIAL TREATMENT?
So, on this Valentine’s Day, I have decided to give YOU a Valentine.
Jenna Valentine, that is. 🙂
Jenna is one of my boobied, cutied faves because she is funny, has a great rack and she is pretty damn hot. (She also has a shy nipple that doesn’t get hard right away and will make you want to suck on it until it does.) And she is into chicks, which means that in my imagination, I have banged her a few times. (Okay, more than a few times. lol) When Jenna was here last, Dave and I hung out with her and took her measurements because this sexy lady from California (She talks like a Valley girl and whereas most times I would find that annoying, when this pale-skinned hottie does it, it’s a huge turn-on!) claims that she was a double-F because she didn’t fit an F. And you know what? Jenna knows her body because she was right. She’s a FF-cup. And I got to be THIS CLOSE to her as I measured her, and I am NOT complaining, because unlike my blogging cohort, Adam, I know what to do with a big pair of tits. (LOL! Sorry Adam, you asked for it, buddy.)
Plus, I taught her how to make her boobs bounce and that is the gift that keeps on giving.
So enjoy this Valentine from us to you because goddamn it, you’re special and you deserve something nice on this ridiculous chick holiday, too!
Dave with Renee. I am sure he is giving her skating tits, er, tips. lol
Something is always going down in the SCORE offices. Sometimes, you walk into the kitchen and there’s a big-titter at your table, eating some lunch, and her cleavage is burning a hole in your retinas. Sometimes you walk into an empty office and there’s a super-titter on the desk, spread eagle and in the middle of a photo shoot. And sometimes you are walking down the hallway and you almost get run over by mega-titter Renee Ross on roller skates. And in booty shorts, too.
Yes…SCORE is sometimes like Xanadu, but with more tits.
Here is what I can tell you about Renee. She is one of THE sweetest ladies you will ever meet. She is very funny and personable. She loves to laugh and it comes across whenever she is on set. And she is pretty great on roller skates. She was so excited to roller skate around our offices and do tricks for everyone watching that we found ourselves watching her roll around for quite some time. And when I say WE, I mean practically everyone in our office. Renee is easy on the eyes but bad for work productivity. lol
The only way this would be better is if Renee was naked! 🙂
We all secretly hoped Renee fell…on top of one of us so we'd be victims of a tit collision. YUM.
Renee rolls by our video editor/cameraman, Lester. Just another day in the office...
With tits like that, I'd play rollerderby with Renee anyday!
So check out this video of Renee on her skates because it’s Thursday, and on Friday we like to have fun! 🙂
Hope everyone has a smashing weekend and that all of you curl up with a sexy busty, too!
Comparing a new busty model to Linsey Dawn McKenzie is never fair. It’s like comparing every new, promising baseball player to Babe Ruth or every opera singer to Maria Callas. It’s possible to be great without being the greatest. And, yet, the comparisons to Linsey Dawn McKenzie kept coming up when I posted the photo of Karla James on Friday. Anonymous said, “Looks like we have a new Linsey Dawn!” Sean said, “Linsey Dawn is my all-time favorite model, and this girl looks like she too can become a legend.”
Yes, there’s definitely a facial resemblance between Linsey and Karla, and they’re both from the UK. Plus, this much is undeniable: Karla is stacked. Who’s more stacked? Does it really matter? If a pair of G-cups is wrapped around your cock, are you going to say to the owner of those G-cups, “I’m sorry, honey, but you’re going to have to leave. Those aren’t double-H cups.”
Of course, Linsey and Karla are both naturals, and that’s astounding considering how firm their tits are.
By the way, to answer some questions about Karla, yes, there will be video of Karla, and you’ll get to hear her speak. No, Karla isn’t the great new girl who I hinted to for the end of the month. That’s a different great new girl. Karla kinda came out of nowhere. So enjoy Karla (a new set will be posted every Friday for the next four weeks). Enjoy Linsey. Enjoy all of the girls. Their tits are there for you here at SCORELAND Nation.
Yes, I did say SCORELAND Nation. If there can be a Red Sox Nation and a Who Dat Nation, why not a SCORELAND Nation?
That is why whenever I get a chance to see a hot girl work out in tight pants and a tiny top she is spilling out of, I do. (Because I totally agree…exercise is important. lol)
So, when I had a chance to catch up with Kaytee Carter and she told me that she loves to do yoga, I figured why not get her to do some for the blog? And of course, she did it in a tiny sports bra and then, eventually, topless. Now, I am not a yogi, or, um, a yoga master. Hell, I don’t even like yogurt! But I’ll tell you what…watching this chick bend into all sorts of positions and hearing her little satisfied grunts as she stretched her hot bod, well, it got my heart rate going! (And I am sure that it will get your heart rate going, too!)
I have a special place in my heart for the busties who love yoga. Chloe Vevrier is a yoga fanatic and even did some yoga for our lensmen when she was filming On Location Key Largo. And Christy Marks is a yoga lover, too! She can bend herself into an incredible fuck pretzel at the drop of a hat. You have to respect a woman who says, “Hey, look at my tits…and watch me put my legs behind my head.” (Kinda makes you wish all chicks could do that, eh?) Chicks that like yoga should wear shirts that say, “Fuck me, I’m limber!”
So, what did we learn today, guys?
1) Exercise is important.
2) Girls should work out topless.
3) Girls who do yoga are good lays.
Enjoy this exercise video. Well, jackcercise video, anyway. lol
If I saw a chick dressed like this doing this, I'd be pumping something else.
Now, I know, I have no right to complain. I mean, look at where I work. If I wanted to (or, rather, if I wasn’t busy), I could walk right into the studio right now and see a beautiful, busty, naked woman. Maybe she’d even be fucking. But, you know, there’s just something special about seeing something that you’re not supposed to see…or seeing a woman doing something that she’s not supposed to be doing.
Like this. And this.
The MILFs in my neighborhood don't dress like this.
Can I help you find something, ma'am?
The girl you’re looking at is Lori Pleasure. She dresses like a slut, acts like a slut, is a slut, and if I said that to her, she’d say, “Thank you, Dave.” If you want to see her fucking (anal and all), the link is right here. There’s a video, too.
Lori has pussy jewelry that dangles. Yes, dangles, as in hangs down. She once told me, “I don’t own a single skirt that goes much below my pussy or a single pair of jeans that goes higher than my pelvic bone.” She also never wears panties, so sometimes when she’s out, her pussy jewelry dangles beneath the hemline of her skirt.
“People see it, then a second later, they realize where it’s hanging from,” Lori said.
I was also not at Hoover Dam when Vixen LaMoore was dressed like this or in that drug store in Australia when Angela White was dressed like that. And, no, I’m not complaining. I was just looking for an excuse to post these photos on the Blog.
Damn it, Vixen LaMoore is busting out on the damn dam, and my damn balls are about to burst!
I would happily spend my life upside down to be in Australia with Angela. Or to be in Angela in Australia.
