How’s it hangin’, boob lovers? I am back with NEW BOOBS for your VIEWING (and boner-whacking) pleasure.
(Don’t you just love new boobs? It’s like Christmas every time we get new boobies in the studio!)
These lovely jugs belong to a very hot, caramel-skinned lovely named Lady Spyce. Lady is part African-American, White and Cherokee Indian. (I mistakenly thought that she was a Latina when I first saw her, though. It’s her lovely tan skin and her amazing dark nipples that threw me off.) She is from the San Fernando Valley, California and when she is not doing adult stuff (she is a rising porn star), she goes to school and studies business. (Beauty and brains and boobs. The three B’s of babe-ness.)
By now, you should know that I love sports almost as much as I love stacked chicks and so I was pleasantly surprised when Lady turned out to be a Lakers fan. (Or so she claimed on her model questionnaire when she first arrived in our studios.) Sometimes girls say that they love sports and when I ask them about the teams that they like, or who plays on said teams, they can only name one player. (Usually the hunky one who gets all the press.) Well, Lady turned out to be quite the sports buff. In fact, after this interview, we talked about the Lakers at length and she had a lot to say. I don’t know about you guys, but I think it’s HOT when a chick is sports savvy. I mean, don’t you want to be able to take a busty babe to a game and have her enjoy it as much as you do? As a busty gal who loves sports, most of the guys I date say that my knowledge of teams and players is a turn-on.
And I must say that Lady’s tits are a turn-on, too. They are full and her areolae are nice and dark. She says she is sporting a DDD-cup, but I’m going to say that she is probably a full E-cup. And I would also like to point out that when she first gets up in this video and we see her heaving bosom practically popping out of this top…it’s pretty much perfect.
Enjoy Lady and her lush titties and stay tuned for more with this sexy West Coast babe.
I love to see a woman's tits from the side…thank you, Yurizan!
I love to blog about tits and why I love them, why they rule and all the good stuff in between.
And part of that involves one of my favorite things of all time…
The profile shot of a great pair of bazoombas.
I don’t know what it is about that titty side-view that makes me happy, but it does.
(Check out Yurizan‘s profile shot from the Holiday ’08 issue of SCORE. Isn’t it glorious? Doesn’t it just bring a smile of pure joy to your face?)
Maybe it’s because deep down inside, in places that I don’t discuss at dinner parties…I am an ass-lover, too.
(And cue collective GASP! from all you die-hard boob lovers out there. LOL I am, after all, not only the the editor of V-mag but the editor of BootyLicious mag, too!)
When a lady stands sideways like that, not only do you get to see the wonderful slope of her tit and the wonderful curve underneath it, but you also get a peek at her backside. And who doesn’t love that? Seeing her ripe rump and her glorious ta-tas takes me to a place in my mind where I imagine her in doggie-style. Maybe someone is spanking her ass and cupping her boobs at the same time. Maybe whispering dirty, sweet nothings into her ear.
Oh, yeah.
And that, my friends, is hot. Period. You can’t compete with the wonderful images that the side boob shot inspires.
(And for the record, Yurizan, in all her amazing and possibly EPIC sexiness, was the PERFECT model for this blog posting. But then again, she is one of my faves, so I am a little biased!) 😛
Angel Gee knows that a complete blow job involves sucking the sac, too.
The SCORELAND Blog voters have spoken, and they have a message for all you girls out there: “Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” That’s right. “A blow job is not just about my cock-head and shaft,” they’re saying. “It’s about my sac and butthole, too!”
We asked, “When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck?” Here’s how the results turned out:
“Head, shaft and suck those balls, too!” got 53%
“Suck my shaft! Suck my balls! Eat my asshole!” got 26%
“Just the head and shaft, please!” got 21%
Just remember, guys: If you want your girl to pay attention to your balls and asshole, rub-a-dub-dub!
Lots of action in the “Best of the Decade” voting over the weekend. Eva Notty, who’s running tit-to-tit with Ashley Sage Ellison for SCORE Newcomer of the Year, was voted No. 29. Renee Ross is No. 28. And Kali West is No. 27. Congratulations, girls, on your very impressive showings to go with your very impressive racks.
Merilyn Sakova: Most impossibly slim 'n' stacked girl ever?
Last week, I pointed out that Angelina Vallem was doing very well in the voting, in effect giving her the proverbial kiss of death. Right now, the biggest surprise is that Merilyn Sakova doesn’t seem to be headed for a Top 10 finish, but that can easily change.
All 26 remaining girls in the contest have appeared in Voluptuous magazine. Nine of the 26 have done all-the-way boy-girl. And I’m proud to report that you guys have long memories. Two of the remaining girls–Nadine Jansen and Sharday–debuted in 2001.
And finally, I know I’m late to the game on this one, but there’s a documentary on BBC called “My Big Breasts and Me” about the so-called problems naturally stacked women have. I call your attention to Jodie, a stacked music student who, despite these hardships, loves showing off her tits. Check your cable guide. In the U.S., the show has aired on BBC America.
Dear Stacked Asian Hotties, Thank you for your exotic looks and lovely curves. Your enticing bodies remind me of faraway, foreign lands full of mystery and adventure. You’re rare gems, and I’d like to take the time to salute your awesomeness. Your striking looks and bounteous racks are things of beauty! Bloom on into busty greatness, all of you luscious Lotus flowers. Me love you, long time. xoxo Maria
Mimi: One of my fave Asian titters.
With her long black hair and tight body, Lena Li is my anime fantasy cum true.
I would stand under Jade Feng's umbrella.
Kianna Dior: One of my first interviews at SCORE and the sexiest Asian gal around.
THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Faith's parents.
THIS TURKEY DAY, LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: Hanging out with friends.
It’s Turkey Day…we’ve gobbled down the bird. We’ve watched football. We’ve seen the floats at the Macy’s Day Parade. We’ve helped ourselves to that second, possibly third, helping of pie. And now, we’re bloated and satisfied and pondering what we are thankful for.
Well, because I am so helpful, I am going to give you a list of things that I am thankful for and I’m a fan of show AND tell, so I’m going to give you a little picture show, too. Hope you guys are just as grateful for the bounty of bosoms below, as I am.
Happy Thanksgiving! xoxo, Maria
LET US GIVE THANKS FOR:
Flowers. (There's a flower in this pic, I promise.)
Yoga...of the naked persuasion.
Fruit. Yum!
Tan lines.
Any article of clothing made of Fishnet.
Alyssa Alps...every curvy, sexy, delicious inch of her.
Last Wednesday, I went to lunch with Dave and Fernando, our records supervisor. We went to the usual place since Dave won’t eat anywhere else. I don’t mind because Wednesday seems to be MILF day there. Now, if you know South Florida, especially Miami, the women tend to dress hot, whether the weather is actually hot or not. Tight tops and blouses. Tight jeans, shorts or skirts. Lots of bling. “Look at my feet” high heels. the place gets a mix of nearby office workers, college students and mothers with kids off from school.
Elevator shoes would help.
I’ll skip the part about what we ordered and get to the point. We’re eating when I look to my left and see a tall girl about 26-28 years old with long, blonde hair at the register. She’s about five-nine in traditional black pumps, a very tight grey skirt cut above the knees and a dazzling tight white top under a short, very tight, grey matching jacket. Basically, a business suit, but on her, it looks phenomenal. She has a great rack–very busty. I can tell she’s busty and proud because her top is squishing her big boobs in, an effect that creates a rounded “breast shelf.” This makes her chest SUPER prominent. I estimate she’s an E-cupper or higher. I keep checking her out, trying not to look like Anthony Perkins in Psycho 4…or was it 3? My lunch mates take the time away from their beautifully prepared meals to check her out, too. Someone reminds me that the busty girls we see in real life are much smaller-chested when they are compared to SCORE and V-Mag models. Of course, he’s right. And the right clothes and undies can create a bustier look. Most of them are, in reality, more like Bella, the Naughty Neighbors girl Dave did a blog video with and who I still think is too small-chested for SCORE.
When the electronic “hey, your order is ready, where the hell are you?” gizmo lights up, she walks to the pick-up counter and is given a take-out bag, then leaves. So that’s that! She’s not going to eat here and possibly sit by your SCORE staffers. Goodbye, blonde bombshell. Should I run after her and hand her one of the SCORE photographers’ business cards I have in my wallet? I don’t. But wait. A few minutes later, the blonde returns with her lunch bag, and now she’s with a guy. He’s an ordinary looking dude wearing a baseball cap and street clothes, no suit. They’re chummy and obviously know each other. Maybe he works for the same company she does. What’s very noticeable is the height disparity. He’s about four or five inches shorter than she is, so his eyeline is a straight line to the top of her cleavage. They sit across the room and eat their chummy lunch. Lucky dude. Occasionally she shoots a glance at our table. Perhaps she recognizes Dave and me from our popular appearances on SCORELAND and is thinking about asking for our autographs but is shy.
Being short can be a blessing.
After lunch, we head to the car. They leave right after we do. Driving out of the parking lot, we notice them standing by a car talking. They’re not rushing to drive off. Her body language shows she’s very interested in the guy. It seems like more than a lunch meeting. The height difference is more apparent in the outdoors. As we drive pass them, she looks at us. I don’t know what to make of that. But I felt like pulling a Peter Falk/Columbo routine and going over to her and saying, “Oh, Miss, just one more thing… Have you ever thought of modeling?” I don’t. I might have, but the guy’s presence kills the idea before it hatches. Who wants a stranger bothering you and a date? Let alone a guy who wants to see your lady friend naked in pictures and videos.
What did I learn from all of this last week? Something I’ve known for a long time. Short guys can get big-boobed girls. A short guy who loves big boobs should never let height differences stop him from trying. Tall girls with big tits like short guys because the guy will always be looking at her chest. When I lived in Vegas, I’d always see tall, huge-boobed stripper-types with short guys. (Of course, some of these are cash deals.) And let’s look at that great actor, Mickey Rooney, five-foot-three and married eight times, all of his wives tall, beautiful and often busty.
And to the busty blonde customer from last week, if you’re reading this, please check out this link to our model info page. It can’t hurt. Thanks!
SCORELAND wishes this week’s birthday girls a fun day, hopefully in their birthday suits. May they get exactly what they want for their birthdays and have no problems exchanging their gifts for what they really want!
Good day, boob lovers!
I have a quick, little story about what I like to call, Seeing Boobs on the Sneak. (Maybe some of you call it being a peeping Tom. Or, if we need to be fancy, Voyeurism. I call it Seeing Boobs on the Sneak because it just feels right.)
But on with the story…
My neighbor, Cougarella, looks like Amber.
So there is this lady who lives next door to me…let’s call her Cougarella. She is in her 40s and in decent shape. She has these huge bazoombas. She’s augmented. She has an Amber Bach-type of body. She isn’t too hard too look at, that’s for sure. I bump into her in the mornings when I am getting my paper or when I am on my way out the door to come to SCORE. She is always outside on the front lawn watering her flowers and she is ALWAYS wearing something SCANDALOUS. I’m talking about teeny-tiny shirts and shorts or little, cotton dresses that show off the goods like a display case. It’s kind of Mrs. Robinson-ish, if you ask me. She flirts with everyone and everything in the neighborhood, and we all sorta flirt back. Dave would probably call her a Divorcee On The Prowl in 40Something magazine, for sure. She is, for the most part, the neighborhood MILF and probably the most-discussed lady on the block. The women hate her. (Not me, since I am neither married, nor have children, so she poses no threat to my existence.) The men LOVE her. And the teenagers find excuses to congregate near the end of her driveway to sneak a peek at her, um, peaks. lol
So, the other day I was BBQing in my backyard. I want to put that out there right away…I WAS IN MY BACKYARD, and I happened to be staring at my fence while I flipped some steaks. That’s when I saw her. Cougarella. Right through the slats in the fence posts. Naked as the day she was born. In a gardener’s hat, gloves and those hideous Croc shoes that should be banned. But the rest of her was naked. NAKED! I kinda went, WTF?! But I couldn’t look away. WHO COULD LOOK AWAY? She was humming and trimming some shrubbery and every time she moved, her tits would sway. It was a sight to behold.
I accidentally caught Cougarella getting dressed the other day, too.
Unlike my usual stare-like-a-pervert antics, I managed to tear my eyes away from Cougarella’s display and remind myself to plant trees, tall ones, along my fence. But her display didn’t end there. You see, my bathroom window faces her house, and a few days later when I was in the shower, as I lathered up my hair, I happened to look out the window, and lo and behold! There she was again! This time, she was in her bedroom and her windows were wide open and she was changing. She didn’t have a bra on. She was trying on tops. And her tits were in my line of vision again! Hard nipples. In my eyeballs! So, yeah, I stared a little. How could I not? I mean, that same window she was standing in is visible from the street, too. Surely, I was not the only one checking out this naked woman…was I?
So, I made it my mission to start asking around about Cougarella’s nudity. First person was my neighbor across the street, a retired police officer. We will call him Officer Krupke. When I asked, Officer Krupke laughed and told me that she would put on the topless window show every day at 3 p.m. without fail. “Weekends, too!” he said, smiling. “I always mow my lawn at 3 p.m. on Saturdays so I can get a good look. She’s a looker, that one.” A wise man, that Officer Krupke.
Do your neighbors get naked with the windows and blinds open?
Then I asked my other next-door neighbor, Mrs. Rodriguez, a housewife and a general Cougarella-hater. Her report confirmed that Cougarella had been putting on the tit-show for over a year now. Except when she told me, it wasn’t as happy-go-lucky as Officer Krupke’s report. “That fucking slut! I want to claw her fucking eyes out. I’ve caught my husband looking at her. She has no shame! You should say something to her about that. She is your neighbor, you know.”
Her request that I say something got me thinking. Should I say something? I mean, she was naked and I could see her. Shouldn’t I give her the heads up? But then I started thinking…what if Cougarella wanted us to look? What if this MILF got her kicks being an exhibitionist? Who was I to ruin her good time and, apparently, the good time of all the penis’ed folk in my neighborhood?
I mean, voyeurism…sometimes it happens, right?
Which brings us to the point of this blog. What would Scorelanders do? Would you say something? Would you continue to peep? There is a part of me that feels pervy for looking, but then there is a part of me that enjoys her blatant nudity.
(And there’s a part of me that wants to ask her to pose for SCORE, too. lol)
Chime in, big-tit lovers. I love when you voice your opinions.
